

twosips wrote:Proof?



Beeks wrote:Mario in town now driving in his convertible Bentley High fiving City fans..
I shit you not
Can this guy be any more of a legend?!





Story Of The Day
'I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set' - Via @ChrisDolan on Twitter.







Alioune DVToure wrote: apocryphal

Alioune DVToure wrote:I'd love this to be true, but I'm 90% certain it'll turn out to be apocryphal. Many of the Balotelli stories are.
Having said that, if it is true then will someone please upload some images or footage?


carl_feedthegoat wrote:Alioune DVToure wrote: apocryphal
Very Uni Snotty.


carl_feedthegoat wrote:Alioune DVToure wrote: apocryphal
Very Uni Snotty.






Beeks wrote:It gets better..now he's the face of a firework warning on the OS
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/20 ... ork-safety
You couldn't make it up
Ahahahahahaha!!

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