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Postby TheGOAT » Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:55 pm

...what is yours?

Mine is

23/10/2011......HISTORY......
"Watch a DVD, eat some pizza
**** each other!
I'm serious!!
**** a chicken if that's what it takes...
Watch a chicken ******* a horse...
What? You think the guys at google sat around watching Trumpton?"
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Postby twosips » Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:56 pm

MANCHESTER UNITED 1 - MANCHESTER CITY 6
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Postby SORTED » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:01 pm

What's the difference between a taxi and Manyooo?

[spoiler]A taxi will only let 5 in![/spoiler]
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Givbizz90 » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:18 pm

MANCINI WOOOOAAHHH MANCINI WOOOOAAAHHH HE COMES FROM ITALY TO FUCK UP UNITED MANCINI WOAAAH MANCINI WOOOAAAHH.

1 word - raped.
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Beeks » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:29 pm

This is how it feels to be Nited
This is why we're singing your song
This is how it feels when your team gets battered 6-1
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Postby spiv » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:58 pm

23/10/2011
The balance of power has shifted....
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Postby dazby » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:04 am

Beeks wrote:This is how it feels to be Nited
This is why we're singing your song
This is how it feels when your team gets battered 6-1


Love it.
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby charvet_wonderland » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:32 am

Never signed up to Facebook. This is the first time I've regretted that. Wife's on it - all the "never a sending off"'s being read out to me were music to my ears. She's not happy about the 10% permanently lost off the sky box though
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Postby charvet_wonderland » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:36 am

Actually just discovered its 23%. The "lord of the realm"'s interview came in the second super Sunday program. Ah well.
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Feed The Goat » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:01 am

No1sey Nei6hbours
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Postby bobby brows » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:05 am

24 hours later I bet Luke skywalker was still buzzing when he blew up the death star
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Blue Toy » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:52 am

Only just spotted this thread.

Mine read: 5 points clear. Admittedly we still haven't played anyone yet.
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Postby Mase » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:06 am

Mine was:

Mark Hughes: "Mancini is holding City back."
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Postby Mike J » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:06 am

simply 'fucking have that utd, suck my balls'
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby BobbyDazzler » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:23 am

Eamonn Holmes, Terry Christian, Mick Hucknall, Russell Watson, We have beaten them all. Angus Deayton can you here me? Your boys took one hell of a beating....
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Invisible Man Fan » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:35 am

mine said

"The City's not yours, The City's not youuuurrrss. 30,000 empty seats, The City's not yours!! 6-1 baby!!!!!!"
"If we fire our manager after just one bad season - We'll become Chelsea"
"If we think we can fix the problem by buying expensive players - We'll become City"
"If we remember the good times to entertain us during the bad times - We'll become Liverpool"

So, keep calm and do it the United way


"We invest in young players, That is what we are good at — we’re not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We know that Manchester City are going to pay stupid money, pay silly salaries and all that. We can’t do anything about it. We concentrate on what we can do to try to bring players in for the right reasons. We invest in those who will be with the club for a long time, who will create the character of the club, who will create excitement for our fans. We are very proud of that and we are going to continue that way" - Alex Ferguson 14th May 2012
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Kladze » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am

I have a facebook account but rarely use it.

My msn messenger comment though is;

The noisy neighbours have parked their tanks on the fields of Trafford.

It has the desired effect :-)
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Mark Garrett » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am

I did two statuses.

The first one, 15 mins after full-time read:

'Never felt more like singing the blues, City win, United lose, oooohhhh Cittttttttyyyyy you got me singing the blues. 6-1 The Old Trafford massacre. Blue Moon! Mancini - bloody brilliant.'

The second one at 8pm Sunday read:
'Roy Keane, Clayton Blackmore, Danny Wallace, Peter Davenport, Jonathan Greening, William Prunier, Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson can you hear me, your boys took one hell of a beating'
MANCINI Record at City

2009-10 League..................Pld 21 - W 11 - D 5 - L 5 - GF 40 - GA 18 - Pts 38...Finished 5th
2010-11 League..................Pld 38 - W 21 - D 8 - L 9 - GF 60 - GA 33 - Pts 71...Finished 3rd..FA Cup Winners
2011-12 League..................Pld 38 - W 28 - D 5 - L 5 - GF 93 - GA 29 - Pts 89...Finished 1st..League Champions
2012-13 League..................Pld 36 - W 22 - D 9 - L 5 - GF 62 - GA 31 - Pts 75...Finished 2nd

Domestic Cups record.........Pld 30 - W 18 - D 4 - L 8 - GF 63 - GA 36
European Cups record.........Pld 28 - W 13 - D 7 - L 8 - GF 43 - GA 29

Overall record at City......Pld 191 - W 113 - D 38 - L 40 - GF 361 - GA 176


(Updated after the Wigan FA Cup Final game)
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:17 am

Mine says...

Don't you just wish we'd won the Community shield instead of those other meaningless fixtures?
City and sniffing knickers.
Come on Blues.
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Re: Facebook Status

Postby Mase » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:24 am

Just added:

"Bet the rags are happy with their draw in their biggest game of the season and massive derby...............against Liverpool."
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