***OFFICIAL*** Euro Playoffs thread

[BlueinBosnia]

Just fancied starting a starred topic myself for once.

So, anyone watching a particular match, or just flicking through? There's also friendlies, if anyone wants to discuss them in here or elsewhere...

I'm gonna be watching BiH v Portugal, but I think the 'big' tie is Croatia-Turkey.

[Slim]

You fucking muppet, the *** are at the start and END, not start and where you fucking feel like, this whole thing smacks of unofficialness.

[Ted Hughes]

Bored....bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored...bored..bored..bored................( hits Tevez with cricket bat )....bored...

[BlueinBosnia]

You fucking muppet, the *** are at the start and END, not start and where you fucking feel like, this whole thing smacks of unofficialness.

I wanna freestyle this one up a notch. In honour of Palus, like...

[Slim]

God, let's hope Portugal win, he might see a win as a reason to return.

[BlueinBosnia]

God, let's hope Portugal win, he might see a win as a reason to return.

Now that's just plain racist.

[Slim]

God, let's hope Portugal win, he might see a win as a reason to return.

Now that's just plain racist.

I'm sure it is, can I just put up the white flag now?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Sort of white....funny how the flag has colour aint it?

[Alioune DVToure]

Is Bosnia/Portugal on UK TV? I'd be well up for watching that.

[BlueinBosnia]

Is Bosnia/Portugal on UK TV? I'd be well up for watching that.

Should be. I'm sure there are 4 channels with Euro Qualifying TV rights, and I think 2 channels can't show the same game. Probably on something obscure, though.

Edit: Just checked- doesn't seem to be. The best to reference sites for this are http://www.wheresthematch.com/tv/home.asp & http://www.livesportontv.com/

[Original Dub]

Bored....bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored...bored..bored..bored................( hits Tevez with cricket bat )....bored...

Fuck you :)

Im looking forward to our play off!!

[Ted Hughes]

Bored....bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored...bored..bored..bored................( hits Tevez with cricket bat )....bored...

Fuck you :)

Im looking forward to our play off!!

I wish you every success.

I'll flick over from the Emmerdale Omnibus, or that dead Australian bloke poking snakes with a stick, to see how it's going.

Actually I should be spared it all due to work. Woo hoo. I actually want to record David Silva but it will have England on there ruining the fucking thing.

God it's dull without City.

[Alioune DVToure]

Bored....bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored..bored..bored...bored...bored..bored..bored................( hits Tevez with cricket bat )....bored...

Fuck you :)

Im looking forward to our play off!!

I wish you every success.

I'll flick over from the Emmerdale Omnibus, or that dead Australian bloke poking snakes with a stick, to see how it's going.

Actually I should be spared it all due to work. Woo hoo. I actually want to record David Silva but it will have England on there ruining the fucking thing.

God it's dull without City.

I'm glad we've got the week off actually. It'll allow Nasri and Silva to have the rest they need. (I'm aware Silva will probably play against England for at least an hour, but it won't be too intense).

I do enjoy the high drama of the play-offs. Ireland will never be presented with an easier chance to qualify, but it's not like they haven't earned it.

[Dubciteh]

Come on you boys in green!!!! Looking forward to it, it wont be pretty and if i was a neutral our game would be the last to watch but hopefully we can scrape through and give the country a massive lift!

I backed Ireland, Croatia, Portugal and Montenegro at 6/1 all to go through im happy with that!

[stommy]

england? No chance vs. Silva and co.
Good luck Ireland!

Really miss Palus right now....
(Palus-Slim : Yin-Yang)

[Tokyo Blue]

Come on you boys in green!!!!

Who do you play?

[Crossie]

I'll pretend to be Palus.

" Hello to you make me sweat. I have the mother makes the Dzeko be the generalisimo of the Bosnia. He can have water to walk in and turn fish into the wine. I tell you he is the best he make a good start and now he is best like I always say. You bitch mothers doubt Dzeko to be the king of men in the box of football. Now you listen I was right in the long. Last night in bed Dzeko tell me I more man than Mancini and he will score with my balls.

We crush the Ronaldo lovers in red and greens, they make football with no striker and wink at the Sven to make him sent off. Join me brothers of the war in believing in the Dzeko and his golden foreskin of luck, I make toast with you and sing the songs of Dzeko war, he can make crush on the Ronaldo lovers with his man sack of goals from his forehead. I praise the sister and mother of all Dzeko. "

[lets all have a disco]

Im actually gonna watch some footy im gonna cheer on Ireland.

But fuck me its boring without City.

[stommy]

I'll pretend to be Palus.

" Hello to you make me sweat. I have the mother makes the Dzeko be the generalisimo of the Bosnia. He can have water to walk in and turn fish into the wine. I tell you he is the best he make a good start and now he is best like I always say. You bitch mothers doubt Dzeko to be the king of men in the box of football. Now you listen I was right in the long. Last night in bed Dzeko tell me I more man than Mancini and he will score with my balls.

We crush the Ronaldo lovers in red and greens, they make football with no striker and wink at the Sven to make him sent off. Join me brothers of the war in believing in the Dzeko and his golden foreskin of luck, I make toast with you and sing the songs of Dzeko war, he can make crush on the Ronaldo lovers with his man sack of goals from his forehead. I praise the sister and mother of all Dzeko. "

It was a nice try, but you forgot, Palus wrote with CAPS:)

Come on Bosnia!

[Dubciteh]

Come on you boys in green!!!!

Who do you play?

Estonia, who in truth are a poor team, unlike say Montengro who are a good side and will only get better, Estonia have been the recipients of some good luck in there qualifying campagn despite losing to the faroe islands during qualification, We are an OK team who are capable of punching above our weight through hard work and organisation who should be slightly better than Estonia and should make it too difficult for them to break us down, however anything can happen....

[Original Dub]

Estonia, who in truth are a poor team, unlike say Montengro who are a good side and will only get better, Estonia have been the recipients of some good luck in there qualifying campagn despite losing to the faroe islands during qualification, We are an OK team who are capable of punching above our weight through hard work and organisation who should be slightly better than Estonia and should make it too difficult for them to break us down, however anything can happen....

There's no doubt we got the easiest opposition but nothing's guaranteed.

Like you said it would give the country a great lift and that's the main thing really. Especially after getting fucked over last time round!

I think the big events are better off with us in it, even for the support alone.

Come on ireland!!!