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Adrian Chiles

Postby sandman » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:23 pm

Clueless, repetitive, under-researched, under-qualified, uninteresting, annoying turd, the only thing in football he is fit for is an advert for half time pies. I'd rather watch Susan Boyle take a shower than view that fat waste of oxygen. I despise ITV coverage at the best of times and he is by far the worst thing about it, I hate not being able to watch the highlights and replays because of him.

It makes me feel physically sick to think he is getting a million a year to talk so much fucking shite, I mute the TV and put GMR on when I can but it doesnt stop me wanting to throw my foot through my screen everytime I see his fucking annoying face, I wish ITV would bin him off like his wife did.

I will no longer be watching ITV for anything, and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Dameerto » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:32 pm

The thing that irritates me the most about him, are the frequent pauses and "erm...umm"'s in every sentance. Not to mention the lack of volume control with his voice - most of the time he's whispering then he suddenly gets LOUDER for no reason.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Beeks » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:42 pm

sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby sandman » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:49 pm

Beeks wrote:
sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either


In fairness lof.com is pretty great quality now, and the match commentators are also poor and ITV is all bollocks, I cannot think of one thing worth watching on that channel anymore.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Buffalo Soldier » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:29 pm

Beeks wrote:
sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either


Nothing wrong with the odd quality rant.

Chiles is a wanker and is part of the reason I don't watch the pre-match, half-time or post-match on ITV (the others being Gareth Southgate, the devil known as R*y K*ane or whoever else they decide to wheel out).

However, the commentary is by FAR the worst thing about the coverage. Jim 'I played for Liverpool once' Beglin, that annoying toff on the sidelines with the tight mouth which looks like a cat's arsehole (Gabriel Clarke or something I think) and that utter fucking turd Tyldesley.

Crowbarring in as many references to the scum as he can, talking while simultaneously gobbling baconfaces rancid cock and as for the way he insists on trying to sound clever by over pronouncing foreigners names. Get. To. Fuck. He used to pronounce Cruyff as Crife. There's a fucking turn named after him called the Cruyff turn, not fucking Crife you complete minge flap.

He was trying to do it today with the Spanish players but then kept calling Iniesta, ANDERS Iniesta. Fucking Anders. One of the top 5 players in the world and he doesn't know his first name, unless he happens to have Swedish parents that no-one knows about.

Twat.

Having said all that, I'll still watch the games when they're on.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Dronny » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:05 pm

Buffalo Soldier wrote:
Beeks wrote:
sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either


Nothing wrong with the odd quality rant.

Chiles is a wanker and is part of the reason I don't watch the pre-match, half-time or post-match on ITV (the others being Gareth Southgate, the devil known as R*y K*ane or whoever else they decide to wheel out).

However, the commentary is by FAR the worst thing about the coverage. Jim 'I played for Liverpool once' Beglin, that annoying toff on the sidelines with the tight mouth which looks like a cat's arsehole (Gabriel Clarke or something I think) and that utter fucking turd Tyldesley.

Crowbarring in as many references to the scum as he can, talking while simultaneously gobbling baconfaces rancid cock and as for the way he insists on trying to sound clever by over pronouncing foreigners names. Get. To. Fuck. He used to pronounce Cruyff as Crife. There's a fucking turn named after him called the Cruyff turn, not fucking Crife you complete minge flap.

He was trying to do it today with the Spanish players but then kept calling Iniesta, ANDERS Iniesta. Fucking Anders. One of the top 5 players in the world and he doesn't know his first name, unless he happens to have Swedish parents that no-one knows about.

Twat.

Having said all that, I'll still watch the games when they're on.


Nice!

Also like the mental picture of Sandman throwing his foot through the screen, why not just kick it ;-)
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby feedthegreek » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:13 pm

not keen on chiles myself but if you mute the tv and listen to radio commentary
you will know theyve scored on the radio, before it actually happens on tv
there is a delay and the radio always gets it first.
the reason i know that is i smoke in the kitchen which is a fair way from the tv
so put it on so i miss nothing.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:30 pm

"Ferguson. Žvaka kurac."
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Colin the King » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:08 pm

Some of ITV's commentators/pundits aren't the worst though. Peter Drury for example is probably the most pro-City (before and after the takeover) commentator in the media. Matt Smith who does a lot of the UEFA Cup games on ITV4 is good too, and I don't mind Andy Townsend.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:12 pm

I used to quite like watching Chiles on MoTD2. I've not really seen that much of him on ITV thanks to Sky+ but he certainly doesn't offend me as much as having Roy Keane as a guest for our Champions League match
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby freshie » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:43 pm

Buffalo Soldier wrote:
Beeks wrote:
sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either


Nothing wrong with the odd quality rant.

Chiles is a wanker and is part of the reason I don't watch the pre-match, half-time or post-match on ITV (the others being Gareth Southgate, the devil known as R*y K*ane or whoever else they decide to wheel out).

However, the commentary is by FAR the worst thing about the coverage. Jim 'I played for Liverpool once' Beglin, that annoying toff on the sidelines with the tight mouth which looks like a cat's arsehole (Gabriel Clarke or something I think) and that utter fucking turd Tyldesley.

Crowbarring in as many references to the scum as he can, talking while simultaneously gobbling baconfaces rancid cock and as for the way he insists on trying to sound clever by over pronouncing foreigners names. Get. To. Fuck. He used to pronounce Cruyff as Crife. There's a fucking turn named after him called the Cruyff turn, not fucking Crife you complete minge flap.

He was trying to do it today with the Spanish players but then kept calling Iniesta, ANDERS Iniesta. Fucking Anders. One of the top 5 players in the world and he doesn't know his first name, unless he happens to have Swedish parents that no-one knows about.

Twat.

Having said all that, I'll still watch the games when they're on.


Haha, top ranting! Spot on mate
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:35 am

craigmcfc wrote:I used to quite like watching Chiles on MoTD2. I've not really seen that much of him on ITV thanks to Sky+ but he certainly doesn't offend me as much as having Roy Keane as a guest for our Champions League match


That's pretty much how I see it.
I used to enjoy that 'Business Lunch' thingy too.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Rag_hater » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:48 am

Best thing since sliced bread.
Wake up early so can see him in the morning incase he says something nice about us.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:06 am

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I used to quite like watching Chiles on MoTD2. I've not really seen that much of him on ITV thanks to Sky+ but he certainly doesn't offend me as much as having Roy Keane as a guest for our Champions League match


That's pretty much how I see it.
I used to enjoy that 'Business Lunch' thingy too.


this^^^

terrible since his big money move to itv...
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby simon12 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:24 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:I used to quite like watching Chiles on MoTD2. I've not really seen that much of him on ITV thanks to Sky+ but he certainly doesn't offend me as much as having Roy Keane as a guest for our Champions League match


That's pretty much how I see it.
I used to enjoy that 'Business Lunch' thingy too.


this^^^

terrible since his big money move to itv...


Mercenary. The one that gets me is the Irish fella. It`s a double whammy, 5 live and motd and he still knows fuck all. He started on radio 1 talking about shite music ffs.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:42 am

It must be summat about ITV.
I remember Des Lynam was as smooth as a Cashmere codpiece on the Beeb but never the same when he moved across.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:30 am

I have no idea who most of these people are.

I remember Desmond Lynam though. He was good on Grandstand, though not patch on Frank Bough. Then again, who is?
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Goaters 103 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:42 am

Buffalo Soldier wrote:
Beeks wrote:
sandman wrote:and if City are on ITV and I cannot go I will now find a foreign stream.


Don't be such a fucking drama queen..ridiculous comment

'I tell you what I'll watch City on a shitty stream rather than the perfect picture on ITV because I don't like he presenter'


I don't particularly like Chiles..but he doesn't make me cry like a whinging bitch either


Nothing wrong with the odd quality rant.

Chiles is a wanker and is part of the reason I don't watch the pre-match, half-time or post-match on ITV (the others being Gareth Southgate, the devil known as R*y K*ane or whoever else they decide to wheel out).

However, the commentary is by FAR the worst thing about the coverage. Jim 'I played for Liverpool once' Beglin, that annoying toff on the sidelines with the tight mouth which looks like a cat's arsehole (Gabriel Clarke or something I think) and that utter fucking turd Tyldesley.

Crowbarring in as many references to the scum as he can, talking while simultaneously gobbling baconfaces rancid cock and as for the way he insists on trying to sound clever by over pronouncing foreigners names. Get. To. Fuck. He used to pronounce Cruyff as Crife. There's a fucking turn named after him called the Cruyff turn, not fucking Crife you complete minge flap.

He was trying to do it today with the Spanish players but then kept calling Iniesta, ANDERS Iniesta. Fucking Anders. One of the top 5 players in the world and he doesn't know his first name, unless he happens to have Swedish parents that no-one knows about.

Twat.

Having said all that, I'll still watch the games when they're on.


I concur with everything pointed out by Buffalo Soldier here.
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby feedthegreek » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:16 pm

good one buffalo, spot on. what about,
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Re: Adrian Chiles

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:31 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:I have no idea who most of these people are.

I remember Desmond Lynam though. He was good on Grandstand, though not patch on Frank Bough. Then again, who is?


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