So who would you swap tevez for?

[Chopper]

With the kettler on his way out in January and us in need of an extra striker for the long haul. Who would you lot consider a fair swap? That Gomez lad would be ideal for me but it ain't gonna happen. Torres? Villa? Chris Sutton?

[ant london]

Lavezzi...I think he gives us a bit of the ball carrying beast through defences that Tevez did. Dzeko, Aguero and Balotelli are all great to have as all are such different players. I think Lavezzi too offers something extra

[Wonderwall]

nobody, let the fucker rot

[kennyboy]

Iam still buzzing over the fact that we dont need him.

[Slim]

Mario Gomez

[Original Dub]

For style of play, maybe suarez. Not as good obviously and also a complete cunt. But probably as close as you'd get.

Gomez is a lot like dzeko imo.

I'd go for cavani.

[CityGer]

Im not sure we need a replacement of the calibre of Gomez or Lavezzi.

We need someone who will be content to play a bit part. An up and coming youngster or someone at the other end of their career with a decent track record.

[Original Dub]

Im not sure we need a replacement of the calibre of Gomez or Lavezzi.

We need someone who will be content to play a bit part. An up and coming youngster or someone at the other end of their career with a decent track record.

Eto'o would have been ideal.

Shame that swap never happened.

[ashton287]

robben.

or a pair of worn knickers.

Doesn't really matter just get fucking rid.

[lets all have a disco]

Id go cock out for Lavezzi,I was very impressed with him or try our hand for Villa again although it has been heard he's a fanny that doesn't like cold weather.

[Fidel Castro]

try our hand for Villa again although it has been heard he's a fanny that doesn't like cold weather.

Find that hard to believe seeing as he's from Asturias. Which isn't that brilliant weather-wise, especially for Spanish standards

Anyway, don't need another superstar. As said earlier, we need someone willing to play a bit part role. A bit like Larsson for scum and Barca. What about a certain mister Del Piero?

[Blue2]

Barry Conlan, in fact any fucker, just get rid.

[PeterParker]

Cavani, although is almost impossible. The logical version will be a swap with Lavezzi, but who knows what disciplinary problems has this fellow and beside that, Napoli will collect almost 30-40 mil after their UCL participations so i don't know if they will be interested in a swap.
My money will be on Inter, a swap maybe with Sneijder who is clearly unsettled.

[Alex Sapphire]

Get Waldo Ponce and give him the 32 shirt
we'd sell shitloads

[Green & Blue]

Mido or nugent

[PoC]

Heskey

[Nigels Tackle]

we should break the bank and go for welbeck....

[Dubciteh]

Im not sure we need a replacement of the calibre of Gomez or Lavezzi.

We need someone who will be content to play a bit part. An up and coming youngster or someone at the other end of their career with a decent track record.

You're spot on mate, we don't have room for another worldclass striker. We need someone who will be content with playing a bit part role. An oldie or a young player with massive potential(a bit like lukaku's situation at chelsea), Junior Hoilett wouldnt be a bad shout, i cant think of many golden oldies off top of my head. Maybe a loan move for landon donovan as a temporary measure although hes not the out and out striker we need, hows klose getting on at lazio?

[Ted Hughes]

One of those George Foreman grill things.

[paddyblue]

tevez + 85million for phil jones he can play anywhere