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Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Invisible Man Fan » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:34 am

Once again Balo has been erm....being himself

He rocked up to the Apollo last night with his 'boys' ready to watch J Cole.....unfortunately for our Super Mario, he had confused the Apollo with the Academy and ended up trying to get in the stage door of Milton Jones' Lion Whisperer.
"If we fire our manager after just one bad season - We'll become Chelsea"
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So, keep calm and do it the United way


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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Terry Cookes nose » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:57 am

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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby sandman » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:48 pm

Did he make the striped jumper and a mask joke when you tried to charge him near on four quid for a can of Tuborg Gaz?
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Invisible Man Fan » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:34 pm

£4.10 last I heard mate....I don't work there anymore do I...got sacked over the 'Katy Perrys Tits' incident
"If we fire our manager after just one bad season - We'll become Chelsea"
"If we think we can fix the problem by buying expensive players - We'll become City"
"If we remember the good times to entertain us during the bad times - We'll become Liverpool"

So, keep calm and do it the United way


"We invest in young players, That is what we are good at — we’re not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We know that Manchester City are going to pay stupid money, pay silly salaries and all that. We can’t do anything about it. We concentrate on what we can do to try to bring players in for the right reasons. We invest in those who will be with the club for a long time, who will create the character of the club, who will create excitement for our fans. We are very proud of that and we are going to continue that way" - Alex Ferguson 14th May 2012
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Chinners » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:38 pm

'Katy Perrys Tits' incident

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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Slim » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:42 pm

They are lovely as well, my desktop agrees.
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Invisible Man Fan » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:43 pm

something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well
"If we fire our manager after just one bad season - We'll become Chelsea"
"If we think we can fix the problem by buying expensive players - We'll become City"
"If we remember the good times to entertain us during the bad times - We'll become Liverpool"

So, keep calm and do it the United way


"We invest in young players, That is what we are good at — we’re not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We know that Manchester City are going to pay stupid money, pay silly salaries and all that. We can’t do anything about it. We concentrate on what we can do to try to bring players in for the right reasons. We invest in those who will be with the club for a long time, who will create the character of the club, who will create excitement for our fans. We are very proud of that and we are going to continue that way" - Alex Ferguson 14th May 2012
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Slim » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:47 pm

Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well



Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.
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Postby Invisible Man Fan » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:28 pm

I'm not sure if she ever got wind of it herself...shame really
"If we fire our manager after just one bad season - We'll become Chelsea"
"If we think we can fix the problem by buying expensive players - We'll become City"
"If we remember the good times to entertain us during the bad times - We'll become Liverpool"

So, keep calm and do it the United way


"We invest in young players, That is what we are good at — we’re not like other clubs who can spend fortunes on proven goods. We know that Manchester City are going to pay stupid money, pay silly salaries and all that. We can’t do anything about it. We concentrate on what we can do to try to bring players in for the right reasons. We invest in those who will be with the club for a long time, who will create the character of the club, who will create excitement for our fans. We are very proud of that and we are going to continue that way" - Alex Ferguson 14th May 2012
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Chinners » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:35 pm

Slim wrote:
Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well



Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.


Nah, she's never done that has she???


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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Mase » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:49 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064190/Mario-Balotelli-clutch-girlfriend-Raffaella-Fico-claims-pursued-glamour-girl.html


Mario Balotelli played the family man last night, despite recent claims he has been pursuing glamour model Holly Henderson.
The Manchester City forward was on babysitting duties as he stepped out with girlfriend Raffaella Fico and a young relative last night
While the 21-year-old covered up in the chilly temperatures, Fico had her slender pins on display, braving the cold minus her tights.

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Earlier this month, Balotelli reportedly had a secret date with porn star Holly Henderson whilst Fico went to Italy for a modelling job.

According to The Sun, the sportsman met the blonde bombshell in a club before becoming 'infatuated' with her.
He was later spotted with 32-year-old Henderson at the Marriot Hotel and Country Club where she was working on Celebrity Come Dine With Me.

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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Chinners » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:40 pm

Come Dine With Me? ... is that a euphemism?
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:50 pm

'Persued' a glamour girl ?

What, like Benny Hill; slapping a little bald fellow on the head as he went, with a couple of female traffic wardens, a policeman, old woman from the bus stop, woman with a rolling pin in her hand & a few random girls in miniskirts ?

Mind you that was the other way round, thinking about it.
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Re: Balo turns up to wrong gig

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:54 pm

Chinners wrote:
Slim wrote:
Invisible Man Fan wrote:something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well



Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.


Nah, she's never done that has she???


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