Balo turns up to wrong gig

[Invisible Man Fan]

Once again Balo has been erm....being himself

He rocked up to the Apollo last night with his 'boys' ready to watch J Cole.....unfortunately for our Super Mario, he had confused the Apollo with the Academy and ended up trying to get in the stage door of Milton Jones' Lion Whisperer.

[Terry Cookes nose]

ok

[sandman]

Did he make the striped jumper and a mask joke when you tried to charge him near on four quid for a can of Tuborg Gaz?

[Invisible Man Fan]

£4.10 last I heard mate....I don't work there anymore do I...got sacked over the 'Katy Perrys Tits' incident

[Chinners]

'Katy Perrys Tits' incident

Go on ... I'm intriged!

[Slim]

They are lovely as well, my desktop agrees.

[Invisible Man Fan]

something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well

[Slim]

something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well

Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.

[Invisible Man Fan]

I'm not sure if she ever got wind of it herself...shame really

[Chinners]

something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well

Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.

Nah, she's never done that has she???


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[Mase]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064190/Mario-Balotelli-clutch-girlfriend-Raffaella-Fico-claims-pursued-glamour-girl.html

Mario Balotelli played the family man last night, despite recent claims he has been pursuing glamour model Holly Henderson.
The Manchester City forward was on babysitting duties as he stepped out with girlfriend Raffaella Fico and a young relative last night
While the 21-year-old covered up in the chilly temperatures, Fico had her slender pins on display, braving the cold minus her tights.



Earlier this month, Balotelli reportedly had a secret date with porn star Holly Henderson whilst Fico went to Italy for a modelling job.

According to The Sun, the sportsman met the blonde bombshell in a club before becoming 'infatuated' with her.
He was later spotted with 32-year-old Henderson at the Marriot Hotel and Country Club where she was working on Celebrity Come Dine With Me.

[Chinners]

Come Dine With Me? ... is that a euphemism?

[Ted Hughes]

'Persued' a glamour girl ?

What, like Benny Hill; slapping a little bald fellow on the head as he went, with a couple of female traffic wardens, a policeman, old woman from the bus stop, woman with a rolling pin in her hand & a few random girls in miniskirts ?

Mind you that was the other way round, thinking about it.

[DoomMerchant]

something of nothing really....

Katy Perry was playing, and one of the lads on the bar decided to write "I Love Katy Perry's Tit's" on his chest.....and to cut a long story short, her management were somehow informed of it, the lad got his marching orders for it, and I did for allowing him to do it and then posting it on facebook.....

oh well

Did Katy object to the lad loving her tits?

Bit hypocritical if she did really considering how much she uses them to promote herself.

Nah, she's never done that has she???


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if you saw her by odd chance on the American Music Awards last night, then you prollee have a bit less jism inside you today as i type this. I'd lose a limb each to take her and Rihanna down. End of story. They decide which limbs. Could start a trend of some sort. Sounds like a really bad Chuck Palahniuck novel. Anyhoo...

cheers