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Postby Chinners » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:08 am

Manchester City warned Hulk will cost £88m
Manchester City have been warned they will have to pay £88million if they want to replace Carlos Tevez with Porto striker Hulk in the January transfer window.
Tevez looks certain to be sold in the new year - with AC Milan his most likely destination - after flying home to Argentina without permission and refusing to return to the UK.
The loss of Tevez has left City boss Roberto Mancini with limited options up front and although he has said publicly he is happy with his squad, it is thought he wants to bring in a new striker next month.
Among his rumoured targets is Brazil international Hulk, who scored 36 times as Porto won the Europa League and Portuguese domestic double last season.
However, the 25-year-old's agent, Teodoro Fonseca, has revealed Porto will not consider selling unless they receive an offer in excess of the world transfer record.
'Five clubs have offered £40million and Porto didn't accept it,' he told the Sunday Express.
'Only if someone meets the £88million buyout clause – if it happened, it couldn't be blocked.'
Fonseca did not name the clubs involved, but Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal were all linked with Hulk last summer.

ACE ALEXANDRE PATO HAS KEY ROLE IN CARLOS TEVEZ DEAL TRANSFER
SERIE A giants AC Milan are ready to offer Brazil striker Alexandre Pato to Manchester City in a bid to end the Carlos Tevez saga.
Milan want the AWOL Tevez on loan in January but are now considering proposing a swap deal involving Pato, 22.
City aren’t keen on a temporary move for the Argentina striker, unless there is a guarantee of a permanent deal.
But City boss Roberto Mancini might be more interested in a swap if Brazil defender Thiago Silva, 27, is involved.
Silva, though, is valued by Milan at £40million and they would prefer to keep him.
Mancini also has other striker targets in Napoli’s Ezequiel Lavezzi and Edinson Cavani and has been strongly linked with Arsenal hotshot Robin Van Persie.
Pato, a £24m signing from Internacional, has also been linked with Chelsea. Napoli and AC’s neighbours Inter, plus Brazilian club Corinthians are also interested in Tevez.
A source claimed last night that AC have not, as yet, put a swap proposal on the table. But the Daily Star Sunday ­understands it is an option being seriously ­considered by the Italian club.
Meanwhile, Sergio Aguero has been ­described by his former Atletico Madrid team-mate, Everton defender Johnny Heitinga, as the final piece in City’s title jigsaw.
Heitinga, who admits to whacking him in training without a whimper from the Argentina striker, said: “He’s unbelievable. I told my colleagues when City signed him that he’s one of the best players I have ever played with.
“Sergio could be the difference to City winning the title or not. He’s that important. They have got a few really good players but he is one special player.”

City forced to pay £250k to Norwich in keeper transfer wrangle
Manchester City will have to pay £250,000 for England youth keeper Angus Gunn - with the tribunal fee much less than Norwich City wanted.
The teenage talent quit the Canaries to sign for megabucks City and the wrangle over the transfer has ended with an independent panel setting the price.
Norwich wanted £1 million plus add-ons for their home-grown kid, who is the son of former boss and club legend Bryan.
Gunn junior - a regular in England’s youth side - chose to advance his career at City despite all of the competition he will face to make the first team when he is older.
City will have to pay some extras for Gunn down the line if he becomes a first-team player and ultimately succeeds England number one Joe Hart.
Gunn is already making strides at Roberto Mancini’s club. He is in the FA Youth Cup side at just 16, typical of his record of playing ‘above his age.’

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OTHER BOLLOX
Defenders Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand may be sold in the summer transfer window, as part of manager Sir Alex Ferguson's plans to overhaul Manchester United's squad. Metro

Celtic manager Neil Lennon is believed to have promised goalkeeper Daniel Majstorovic a new contract if he continues his current run of good form. Daily Mail

Chelsea are eyeing a move to sign Universidad de Chile and Chile international forward Eduardo Vargas as Nicolas Anelka's replacement. Daily Mail

Chelsea are also in the hunt for 17-year-old Serbian striker Lazar Markovic. The Partizan Belgrade forward is one of Europe's hottest properties and could be available for £10m. the Sun

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas is eyeing a move for Bayern Munich and Croatia international midfielder Danijel Pranjic, 30. Daily Star

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is hoping his defender Ledley King will do enough to earn a new contract at White Hart Lane. the Sun

Arsenal are set to offer £25m plus Andrey Arshavin and Nicklas Bendtner for Borussia Dortmund playmaker Mario Gotze, 19. Caught offside

England manager Fabio Capello is considering leaving striker Wayne Rooney out of his Euro 2012 squad - if the Manchester United frontman's three-game ban is not reduced this week. Daily Mirror

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is considering giving striker Danny Welbeck a first start since suffering a muscle injury on England duty last month in Wednesday's Champions League clash away to Basel. Manchester Evening News

Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny believes Arsenal should be aiming for the top four in the Premier League this season. talkSHIT

A £7m overdraft axe could hit Birmingham's January transfer plans. Birmingham Mail

Sunderland great Jimmy Montgomery says Martin O'Neill's arrival at the Stadium of Light finally brings a "touch of Clough" to Wearside. Sunderland Echo

Bayern Munich's influential midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger is making a quicker than expected recovery from a shoulder injury and could feature again before Germany's winter break. Bild

Bolton chairman Phil Gartside has pledged to stand by manager Owen Coyle during Bolton's current wretched run. Daily Mirror

Paris St-Germain coach Antoine Kombouare has insisted his new-look side needs more time to gel after three consecutive defeats. He said: "We're still building and you don't build a team in four months. We have to be able to react. I am a fighter and I want to fight. As to my future? Ask the club's officials." L'Equipe

Arsenal and England midfielder Jack Wilshere revealed his baby son Archie broke down in tears when he showed him a picture of his Gunners team-mate Emmanuel Frimpong tearing a football. Metro

Blackburn fans are feeling short-changed by owners Venky's - after waiting two months to be paid back expenses they were promised for a trip to watch the club in India. Daily Mirror
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Mase » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:32 am

Anyone seen Pato play regularly?
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby mr_nool » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:56 am

Celtic manager Neil Lennon is believed to have promised [highlight]goalkeeper[/highlight] Daniel Majstorovic a new contract if he continues his current run of good form. Daily Mail


Guess that explains why he does such a shitty job as a central defender in the Swedish national team...
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Alex Sapphire » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:06 am

eighty eight mill for Hulk. Yeah right
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:26 am

Alex Sapphire wrote:eighty eight mill for Hulk. Yeah right

Frankly I find it hard to believe that "five clubs" have offered anything above 10, maybe 12 for him. He isn't that good from what I have seen. And I'd put good money on it that (in the unlikely event it actually has happened) none of them are us.

Interesting how the headline is so keen to point out that Hulk would cost Spurs, Arsenal or Chelsea 88 million.
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Renato_CTID » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:45 am

Mase wrote:Anyone seen Pato play regularly?


A top class player but with a lot of injury problems for his too delicate muscles! I'd never wish to watch Pato at City, no more Brazilians at our club!
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:40 pm

£88 Million for Hulk? Incredible !!!!!!!
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:41 pm

Other clubs would be turning green with envy.

bbms started it.
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby john@staustell » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:01 pm

bluebananamilksheikh wrote:£88 Million for Hulk? Incredible !!!!!!!


What a joke.

Hulk joins Wagner Love as the most agent-touted player in history I reckon.
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Slim » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:17 pm

You know he probably said something along the lines of....

"We've been turning down big offers because we want to keep him, the only way a club can guarentee taking him off us is if they reach his minimum release fee."

Which of course turns into "It will cost City £88M to buy Hulk".
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Mase » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:21 pm

£88 million!! That makes me angry! And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!!!!!
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby gillie » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:36 pm

Hulk for £88 million that has to be a Banner headline.
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Dronny » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:38 pm

gillie wrote:Hulk for £88 million that has to be a Banner headline.


Booooooooo, booooooooooo
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Beeks » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:39 pm

If we buy Hulk does be get a banner?

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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Dronny » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:41 pm

Beeks wrote:If we buy Hulk does be get a banner?


Oh ffs....boooooooooooooooooo, boooooooooooooooooo
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Slim » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:42 pm

I have heard he's a real magician on the ball.

(Figure that one out you pun-lovin bastids)
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby gillie » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:47 pm

Slim wrote:I have heard he's a real magician on the ball.

(Figure that one out you pun-lovin bastids)

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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:00 pm

Defenders Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand may be sold in the summer transfer window, as part of manager Sir Alex Ferguson's plans to overhaul Manchester United's squad. Metro

Vidic won't go unless he instigates it. Wio has got Harry (if he's still at liberty) written all over him.

I would be absolutely gobsmacked if Bob signed Hulk for even a quarter of the fee being asked. How some greedy, headless, moron would fit into City's passing game is beyond me. I'm not having it. Bob is too smart for that.
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Re: Monday's B*ll*x

Postby london blue 2 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:03 pm

bluebananamilksheikh wrote:£88 Million for Hulk? Incredible !!!!!!!

haha, better than the Banner joke for me. you could say its Marvelous
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