Downing Arrested For Assault

[Dunnylad]

According to Guardian Sport twitter feed - thought he looked half decent against us

[Dameerto]

He mugged Liverpool for the transfer fee and wages - it's about time they did something about it - criminal.

[Wonderwall]

he had a fight with his ex-girlfriend, classy outfit are liverpool

[Dameerto]

I expect they'll be warming up in Downing teeshirts when we play them midweek then.

[david yearsley]

I expect they'll be warming up in Downing teeshirts when we play them midweek then.

Bwaaahaaaa! Photoshoppers will be going into overdrive - Downing decking a slapper!

[bigblue]

Can't score on or off the field

[Original Dub]

Well at least he finally got a shot on target.

[1950]

Couldn't beat a man all season, so beat a woman instead.

[bluej]

He's assisting the police with their enquiries, so his first assist of the season.

[CityGer]

You'll probably find it's all been taken out of context.

[Richard]

Odds on them arguing that its 'socially acceptable' for him to do that in Middlesbrough?!

Cue candle lit vigils.

[david yearsley]

You'll probably find it's all been taken out of context.

Ha yeah he gave her an ebonic biatch slap which is really the same as a loving embrace ;)

[Socrates]

Odds on them arguing that its 'socially acceptable' for him to do that in Middlesbrough?!

Cue candle lit vigils.

Carrol did the same thing at Newcastle and it didn't stop them signing her.

[john68]

You'll probably find it's all been taken out of context.

Ha yeah he gave her an ebonic bitch slap which is really the same as a loving embrace ;)

That sounds so wrong...there has just has to be some form of ".......IST" accusation I could make against you.

[david yearsley]

You'll probably find it's all been taken out of context.

Ha yeah he gave her an ebonic bitch slap which is really the same as a loving embrace ;)

That sounds so wrong...there has just has to be some form of ".......IST" accusation I could make against you.

Oh no - well I could get the scousers to do a candlelit vigil for me ;)

[bluebananamilksheikh]

It is becoming a requirement to have been "arrested on a night out" before you can play for the Dippers,

Bellars, Gerrard, Carrol and Downing. In addition to all the shit about Suarez.
A team thugs and racists,
and Dirk Kuyt's hair is criminal!!

[halnone]

Downing has been arrested more times this season than he has scored or assisted.