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The Mispronounced XI

Postby King Kev » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:03 am

It amuses and astounds me that professional commentators and pundits can't get the names of our players correct.

Here is our starting XI of players who's names I have heard mispronounced by the 'experts':

Pantimillion

Meekah Richards
Julian Lescott
Korolov
Zabayeta
Cliché

de Jong (pronounced with a hard 'j')
Garry
David Villa

Deko
Aguera


Have you noticed any others?
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby sheblue » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:08 am

balla-telly ??
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:14 am

Nedum Onuoha. I have never once heard a commentator or pundit get it right.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Avalon » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:17 am

Quite often pundits get names wrong, not just us.

Wesley Sneijder (Schneijder) is such an example.

Zabayeta is one that annoys the hell out of though..
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:59 am

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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby freshie » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:00 am

King Kev wrote:It amuses and astounds me that professional commentators and pundits can't get the names of our players correct.

Here is our starting XI of players who's names I have heard mispronounced by the 'experts':

Pantimillion

Meekah Richards
Julian Lescott
Korolov
Zabayeta
Cliché

de Jong (pronounced with a hard 'j')
[highlight]Garry[/highlight]
David Villa

Deko
Aguera


Have you noticed any others?


Who's that? Barry?
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Yffi_88 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:11 am

Jekko.

I once heard John Motson mispronounce Heskey (Hayskay) and Galatasaray (Gallater-saaar-eye) in one match. Being the very sad twat that i am, i wrote in to the BBC to complain.

They actually apologised to be fair.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby HeyMark » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:07 pm

Did anyone hear Martin Tylers pronunciation of Senderos during the Fulham v Arsenal game last week? Its not as if the guy has played in this league for a good 6-7 years. It was embarrassing
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Goaters 103 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:08 pm

For some reason the experts keep pronouncing Richard Ashcroft as Stefan Savic. Odd.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:38 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:Nedum Onuoha. I have never once heard a commentator or pundit get it right.


To be honest, I'm not sure exactly how it's pronounced correctly, I've heard so many variants. I say On-OO-'er, but that's only cos I try to copy Manc accents I've heard it said in.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:57 pm

Not a player but Chris Waddle likes to see a good pelanty.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby MARKMAKAVELI » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:13 pm

Don't know how these pundits get jobs in the first place, you'd think they'd do the tiniest bit of "research" into the correct pronunciation.

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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby steve isle of man » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:27 pm

Bloody Trevor Francis doesn't seem to be able to distinguish the fact that since he knows one foreign word - "cliche" - it doesn't necessarily follow that the foreign name of Clichy isn't pronounced the same way.
And who is that absolute tool who insists on saying ko-LAAR-ov and TeVEZ just to be different?
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby steve isle of man » Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:28 pm

whoops - too many negatives in that last post. You getthe drift.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Dronny » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:59 pm

What really grips my shit is when all in the land of punditry, to a man, say Roy Ke*ne........ffs don't they know how to pronunciate properly?
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby MR IMAINEROAD » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:02 pm

freshie wrote:
King Kev wrote:It amuses and astounds me that professional commentators and pundits can't get the names of our players correct.

Here is our starting XI of players who's names I have heard mispronounced by the 'experts':

Pantimillion

Meekah Richards
Julian Lescott
Korolov
Zabayeta
Cliché

de Jong (pronounced with a hard 'j')
[highlight]Garry[/highlight]
David Villa

Deko
Aguera


Have you noticed any others?


Who's that? Barry?



I think some modern day commentators/pundits might have difficulty in pronouncing Bell.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby david yearsley » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:09 pm

Never forget Mike Channon in the 86 WC I think. Burruchaga ended up with about 20 syllables in it - then he just gave up!
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby The Man In Blue » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:43 pm

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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby Goataldo » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:47 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Not a player but Chris Waddle likes to see a good pelanty.


No Mackem worth his smack can say penalty.

Would it be too much work for these 'professionals', or their research goblins, to contact the clubs upon whose game they are about to commentate, and ACTUALLY FIND OUT how the name is said. It's so annoying that people who are paid to do something so simple (just because they used to play), are generally so godawful at it. I'd do a better job myself.
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Re: The Mispronounced XI

Postby mr_nool » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:15 pm

It still not nearly as bad as some of the clowns on Dutch TV. Yesterday the presenter in the studio started out by saying that Lindegaard was from Austria. He then went on to call us Manchester United a couple of times to end by saying '"Which one of the Nevile brothers did we just see in the stands? Was it Dennis?" The same senile fooker usually comments games as well and constantly mixes up Yaya, Mario and Micah. Every time a black city player has the ball he goes on about Yaya Toure.
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