Ive got one.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

New lad has just started working for my company in the Lettings Dept.

21 years old, pleasant enough...... Just had a chat with all the lads who work in the office talking about football.

hes a "mad keen" City fan and has been for "years"

1, didnt know the score from last night.

2, cant name more than 4 players.

3, doesnt know the name of our ground

4, we are going to win the league though ;-)

5, We will dominate in the "Champions League" this year

I use to dream of having a fellow Blue in the office to have some one to feel the pain with, how times have changed. Would rather be the only one.

Chelsea fan in the office finished with the comment to me of "your the new UTD with all ya glory hunting fans" ........ Just fired him.

I guess this is now confirmation we are now "THE" team to support ;-)

[feedthegreek]

you are joking about sacking the chelsea fan.

[Lee_R]

This backs up my theory that people in general are bellends.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

you are joking about sacking the chelsea fan.

Yeah (written warning)

[john68]

Got any job vacancies?

I know fuck all about lettings but i can quote chapter and verse about City. I promise to have a hanky ready for you every morning after a bad game and after a particularly big win, will happily dance naked on your desk, with a lit newspaper shoved up my bum.
I also make a fucking good brew.

Is the job mine or what?

On the down side, I might need some time off to go to City matches and can't guarantee being in work or in work sober after we win a trophy.

I look forward to hearing from you.

[sheblue]

after last nights performance i cant name 4 players, can name 11 dummies though.......>> for those of you feeling serious, this is a bad joke<<

[gillie]

Got any job vacancies?

I know fuck all about lettings but i can quote chapter and verse about City. I promise to have a hanky ready for you every morning after a bad game and after a particularly big win, will happily dance naked on your desk, with a lit newspaper shoved up my bum.
I also make a fucking good brew.

Is the job mine or what?

On the down side, I might need some time off to go to City matches and can't guarantee being in work or in work sober after we win a trophy.

I look forward to hearing from you.

The thought of you dancing naked old man has put me right off me tea.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Got any job vacancies?

I know fuck all about lettings but i can quote chapter and verse about City. I promise to have a hanky ready for you every morning after a bad game and after a particularly big win, will happily dance naked on your desk, with a lit newspaper shoved up my bum.
I also make a fucking good brew.

Is the job mine or what?

On the down side, I might need some time off to go to City matches and can't guarantee being in work or in work sober after we win a trophy.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Done, you start Monday (early finish for the Wigwam match mind) to be fair your comments...

I know fuck all about lettings

can't guarantee being in work or in work sober

Sounds pretty much like most of the bloody staff we`ve had in Lettings so you will fit right in.

[john68]

I am told that Mrs Gillie does an excellent bacon and ice cream souffle. Your favourite. Not even I dancing naked would put you off that Mate....Choc Ice and chips for afters?

[Surrey Sky Blue]

after last nights performance i cant name 4 players, can name 11 dummies though.......>> for those of you feeling serious, this is really a bad joke<<

Edit ;-)

[john68]

See Gillie...That is how to succeed in a job interview, impress the boss and get the gig.
You can learn a lot from me mate.

[Hazy2]

New lad has just started working for my company in the Lettings Dept.

21 years old, pleasant enough...... Just had a chat with all the lads who work in the office talking about football.

hes a "mad keen" City fan and has been for "years"

1, didnt know the score from last night.

2, cant name more than 4 players.

3, doesnt know the name of our ground

4, we are going to win the league though ;-)

5, We will dominate in the "Champions League" this year

I use to dream of having a fellow Blue in the office to have some one to feel the pain with, how times have changed. Would rather be the only one.

Chelsea fan in the office finished with the comment to me of "your the new UTD with all ya glory hunting fans" ........ Just fired him.

I guess this is now confirmation we are now "THE" team to support ;-)

Give the fucker a Section 21 2 months notice to get his shit together or fire him.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

New lad has just started working for my company in the Lettings Dept.

21 years old, pleasant enough...... Just had a chat with all the lads who work in the office talking about football.

hes a "mad keen" City fan and has been for "years"

1, didnt know the score from last night.

2, cant name more than 4 players.

3, doesnt know the name of our ground

4, we are going to win the league though ;-)

5, We will dominate in the "Champions League" this year

I use to dream of having a fellow Blue in the office to have some one to feel the pain with, how times have changed. Would rather be the only one.

Chelsea fan in the office finished with the comment to me of "your the new UTD with all ya glory hunting fans" ........ Just fired him.

I guess this is now confirmation we are now "THE" team to support ;-)

Give the fucker a Section 21 2 months notice to get his shit together or fire him.

No notice require in the first 3 months ;-)

[john68]

Give him til we play them again...If we win, you have a ready available victin on the premises to fuck with his head. If we fail....out the door.

I knew a guy who would only employ City fans, The job centre said he couldn't advertise that condition. He explained to them that all his staff were city fans and when we lost all of them were miserable on a Monday but understood each other's mood and why. Should he employ a rag who went to work grinning, someone would probably give him a slap. Thus making a problem for my mate.

[Goataldo]

Got any job vacancies?

I know fuck all about lettings but i can quote chapter and verse about City. I promise to have a hanky ready for you every morning after a bad game and after a particularly big win, will happily dance naked on your desk, with a lit newspaper shoved up my bum.
I also make a fucking good brew.

Is the job mine or what?

On the down side, I might need some time off to go to City matches and can't guarantee being in work or in work sober after we win a trophy.

I look forward to hearing from you.

The thought of you dancing naked old man has put me right off me tea.

Just been sick in my mouth...

[Hazy2]

New lad has just started working for my company in the Lettings Dept.

21 years old, pleasant enough...... Just had a chat with all the lads who work in the office talking about football.

hes a "mad keen" City fan and has been for "years"

1, didnt know the score from last night.

2, cant name more than 4 players.

3, doesnt know the name of our ground

4, we are going to win the league though ;-)

5, We will dominate in the "Champions League" this year

I use to dream of having a fellow Blue in the office to have some one to feel the pain with, how times have changed. Would rather be the only one.

Chelsea fan in the office finished with the comment to me of "your the new UTD with all ya glory hunting fans" ........ Just fired him.

I guess this is now confirmation we are now "THE" team to support ;-)

Give the fucker a Section 21 2 months notice to get his shit together or fire him.

It was my attempt at alettings joke, I will get my coat ...

[gillie]

I am told that Mrs Gillie does an excellent bacon and ice cream souffle. Your favourite. Not even I dancing naked would put you off that Mate....Choc Ice and chips for afters?

Well if she does there must be another Mr Gillie coz i do all the fuckin cooking in our house.