Tevez

[Brad]

Im hearing that Tevez was back in Manchester training with us and could play against Wigan. Has Doug posted his training report yet to confirm?

Were you hearing this mate?

[Ted Hughes]

There's a fair bit of twattering going on about it. Not sure of the credential/contacts of any of the twatterers though.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

There's a fair bit of twattering going on about it. Not sure of the credential/contacts of any of the twatterers though.

If he was back today at training it would have been without the rest of the first team squad who had a day off today.

I eagerly await tomorrow's training.

[DoomMerchant]

Here's the thing...and i want to be honest about this and i hope others can too.

IF this cunt actually did, actually did, play again and we performed well and he did as well and we won and broke out of our "alleged" dip in form, I wouldn't have a single bitch about it.

There isn't enough Tin in the hat i need to wear maybe. Chalk me up as a WUM victim if you like, but my point is if in some alternate reality Tevez pulled the shirt on again and won us some matches i'd have to bite my tongue because it would be good for the club to win the fucking league more than it would satisfy my soul to feel that "justice" had been done by making a rich footballer sit around all spring eating bonbons and singing in dodgy pub bands in Argie. Just sharing.

Call me a Judas as well if you'd like and rip DOOMY off the back of your shirts as well.

cheers

I wouldn't complain at the games because that would be against the team & I've seen the damage that ' off the field ' shit does to the players on the pitch, from the Swales, the Lee, multi manager days.

It would make everything feel shit though. Like it would if we signed Rooney or Ronaldo.

i honestly think i could feel "better" about Ronaldo at this point. BUT STILL, i wouldn't have a complaint if he did a job for the team and we won the league. Im sorry but it wouldn't make it less satisfying even if he scored the goal that won the league for us. Because i'm pretty sure he'd smile that retarded smile when he did it. He loves playing football. All this noise and garbage started, again, in earnest, because he was so angry he couldn't come into the match and play football, ironically.

Related: i took the family to the circus last night, and i think this entire new drama was foreshadowed by the fact that there was a "Tevez midget" as my wife and i called him who was the ringmaster's sidekick. Literally, a midget who was the spitting image of Tevez. odd.

[Blue2]

Im hearing that Tevez was back in Manchester training with us and could play against Wigan. Has Doug posted his training report yet to confirm?

Was this on Chinners' Bollox?! If not it should be...

Defo back in Manchester, V. Likely to START for Wigan.

Mad mad world, not happy about him potentially pulling on the shirt again.

Didn't think they had that sort of money. Has it been confirmed that they signed him?

[john68]

Maybe thats the problem with the Milan deal. They can only afford half of Tevez...The other half has now been sold to the fucking septic circus...Job sorted.

[aaron bond]

Im hearing that Tevez was back in Manchester training with us and could play against Wigan. Has Doug posted his training report yet to confirm?

Was this on Chinners' Bollox?! If not it should be...

Defo back in Manchester, V. Likely to START for Wigan.

Mad mad world, not happy about him potentially pulling on the shirt again.

We've sold Tevez to Wigan???

:-)

[Ted Hughes]

Here's the thing...and i want to be honest about this and i hope others can too.

IF this cunt actually did, actually did, play again and we performed well and he did as well and we won and broke out of our "alleged" dip in form, I wouldn't have a single bitch about it.

There isn't enough Tin in the hat i need to wear maybe. Chalk me up as a WUM victim if you like, but my point is if in some alternate reality Tevez pulled the shirt on again and won us some matches i'd have to bite my tongue because it would be good for the club to win the fucking league more than it would satisfy my soul to feel that "justice" had been done by making a rich footballer sit around all spring eating bonbons and singing in dodgy pub bands in Argie. Just sharing.

Call me a Judas as well if you'd like and rip DOOMY off the back of your shirts as well.

cheers

I wouldn't complain at the games because that would be against the team & I've seen the damage that ' off the field ' shit does to the players on the pitch, from the Swales, the Lee, multi manager days.

It would make everything feel shit though. Like it would if we signed Rooney or Ronaldo.

i honestly think i could feel "better" about Ronaldo at this point. BUT STILL, i wouldn't have a complaint if he did a job for the team and we won the league. Im sorry but it wouldn't make it less satisfying even if he scored the goal that won the league for us. Because i'm pretty sure he'd smile that retarded smile when he did it. He loves playing football. All this noise and garbage started, again, in earnest, because he was so angry he couldn't come into the match and play football, ironically.

Related: i took the family to the circus last night, and i think this entire new drama was foreshadowed by the fact that there was a "Tevez midget" as my wife and i called him who was the ringmaster's sidekick. Literally, a midget who was the spitting image of Tevez. odd.

He looks kind of like a big dwarf. As does Robert Earnshaw, but not as evil.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Bit pointless saying it really but we really could have done with tevez these last few games. Shame he's a cunt because he's possibly the best footballer we've ever had.

[Beefymcfc]

There's a fair bit of twattering going on about it. Not sure of the credential/contacts of any of the twatterers though.

If he was back today at training it would have been without the rest of the first team squad who had a day off today.

I eagerly await tomorrow's training.

We'll be waiting in anticipation.

[john68]

Doug.
For the sake of your access to Carrington...SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Dameerto]

hm, could have been a private jet I suppose... Still not convinced about his fitness though, he wasn't even match fit before he decided to fucl off.

This.

Can't be much fitter than the retired/not retired rag who played us last sunday.

A retired RAG that was training with the reserves the whole season rather than sunning himself in a South American summer while working on his gold handicap. (Even then the RAG only came on lateish in the second half)

It's different. Tevez can't be match fit but he hadn't retired from football, just from City. he was expecting to be paraded at AC Milan this weekend, pass medicals etc etc. He'll be relatively fit, just not match sharp.

There's no way City would start him after nearly four months away from their fitness folks, even if he's been hoolahooping none stop in Argentina.

[BobbyJ1956]

He won't play for City again unless he gives an apology to Mancini. The manager picks the team and Mancini said just the other week in that interview with Martin Samuel that if Tevez had said sorry boss then all would be OK. Except it wouldn't be, because Tevez couldn't be happy sharing the striker's job with two/three others, and that's what was pissing him off before his tantrum in Munich.

[JonnyAsh]

if Milan want a loan with an option to buy then why don't we ask for a loan of one of their players for the same period.
if they are that keen why don't we get who we want until the end of the season. Not sure who that would be though?!

[Bianchi on Ice]

hm, could have been a private jet I suppose... Still not convinced about his fitness though, he wasn't even match fit before he decided to fucl off.

This.

Can't be much fitter than the retired/not retired rag who played us last sunday.

A retired RAG that was training with the reserves the whole season rather than sunning himself in a South American summer while working on his gold handicap. (Even then the RAG only came on lateish in the second half)

It's different. Tevez can't be match fit but he hadn't retired from football, just from City. he was expecting to be paraded at AC Milan this weekend, pass medicals etc etc. He'll be relatively fit, just not match sharp.

There's no way City would start him after nearly four months away from their fitness folks, even if he's been hoolahooping none stop in Argentina.

Hoolahooping? is that what they are calling it now? my girl was just getting her head around teabagging...

[kennyboy]

welcome to manchester tevez

[Beefymcfc]

welcome to manchester tevez

I miss Tevez.

[kennyboy]

welcome to manchester tevez

I miss Tevez.

We have room for world class strikers, bring him on. His work rate is one of a kind really.

[Original Dub]

Here's the thing...and i want to be honest about this and i hope others can too.

IF this cunt actually did, actually did, play again and we performed well and he did as well and we won and broke out of our "alleged" dip in form, I wouldn't have a single bitch about it.

There isn't enough Tin in the hat i need to wear maybe. Chalk me up as a WUM victim if you like, but my point is if in some alternate reality Tevez pulled the shirt on again and won us some matches i'd have to bite my tongue because it would be good for the club to win the fucking league more than it would satisfy my soul to feel that "justice" had been done by making a rich footballer sit around all spring eating bonbons and singing in dodgy pub bands in Argie. Just sharing.

Call me a Judas as well if you'd like and rip DOOMY off the back of your shirts as well.

cheers

"did I fall off? Got you in yo room rippin all the doomeh posters on your wall off?"

Nah. I'm with you. Win the league at all costs then we can get all high and mighty.

[Hazy2]

January the month of comebacks, stranger things have happened, have they not... Helmet on