capello resigns!

[PeterParker]

Door opens, Capello walks in.

Capello: I want to resign!

Bernstein: OK.

Door closes.

I think this was made by phone. Fabio made the call from Russia, with the Anji contract right beside him.

[Sideshow Bob]

Fat Sam will bring his visionary tactics to the world stage!

[bobby brows]

and to think the city job is considered a poisoned chalice, I hope Harry gets, the spell is broken about his abliites and spurs are fucked in the process.

The bloke who will be shitting it the most though is Claudio Ranieri at Inter, they've not won for 4 games...

[Nigels Tackle]

hiddink?

[DoomMerchant]

Has to be Harry. This was planned.

[Alioune DVToure]

I never thought I'd say this but I want an Englishman. I'd LOVE Chrissy Hughton to get it, but there's no chance of that. Maybe in a few years...

(And yes, I'm aware he played for Ireland. But he speaks with a Cockney accent so he's English.)

[Offerton blue]

hiddink?

Mourinho

[lets all have a disco]

Redknapp wont do it as you cant buy players how the fuck will he get his kick backs?

[lovecity8utd]

just been sent a joke...

Breaking News: Capello resigns from the England job. An Italian abandoning a sinking ship, who would have thought it?

[Offerton blue]

Mourinho

Terry venables

[Ted Hughes]

The table reads:

City P24 Pts 57
Utd P24 Pts 55
Spurs P24 Pts 50

Seven points.

If Spurs were to catch us, do you not think that perhaps Utd may be the fucking Champions by the time it happens ?

It's one thing the twitching ballsack gets off with tax evasion, now you want to fuck up one of the few sides who may take a point or two off the rags, after we've played the cunts twice ?

Just hand the red shites the title & let's have done with it.

Fucking worrying about Spurs, do me a fucking favour.

Oh, Capello btw.

[carl_feedthegoat]

just been sent a joke...

Breaking News: Capello resigns from the England job. An Italian abandoning a sinking ship, who would have thought it?

Straight on my FB...good man !

[zuricity]

Get Bruce in there ASAP.

Springsteen ? are you off your rocker? Bruce has a major tour this year and it's costing me an arm and a leg to follow him and City .

Wise up, seriously, best outcome for Capello. he knows this team is shit and he doesn't want to be involved. 'Arry should take it on.... then he can fall on his sword . stupid man that he is.

[Goataldo]

I was gonna suggest that we should all write a letter each, to the FA, applying for the job.

I used to work with a lad who always used to apply for vacant managerial positions at top football clubs, as they do tend to reply. I remember he got a really good, considered response from Everton (ok not always op football clubs), which ended in regretful tones telling him they'd already given the job to Walter Smith when they got his letter in! Might make for a cracking thread.

But then I started cacking it, thinking one of us might actually get it.

[Chinners]

Fair play to Capello, it is the managers job to decide who is captain and nobody elses ... I ain't a fan of Terry in the slightest but it ain't down to me or the Fa whose captain.

Meanwhile ... Harry Redknapp's 1st England teamsheet: Hrate, Jonse, Fredinhand, Trery, Jonsen, Parka, Gehrrerad, Lamphrad, Roonye, Wallcock, [strike]Cowtch[/strike] [strike]Crutch[/strike] Sofa.

[Blue2]

God help England if the dodgy bastard gets the job, but can't see the FA linking up with him.

[Rag_hater]

I hope MON gets it

[Socrates]

Fair play to Capello, it is the managers job to decide who is captain and nobody elses ... I ain't a fan of Terry in the slightest but it ain't down to me or the Fa whose captain.

Meanwhile ... Harry Redknapp's 1st England teamsheet: Hrate, Jonse, Fredinhand, Trery, Jonsen, Parka, Gehrrerad, Lamphrad, Roonye, Wallcock, [strike]Cowtch[/strike] [strike]Crutch[/strike] Sofa.

The contract between the FA and the manager gave them the specific right to intervene, as indeed I am sure the next manager's contract will as well. If he didn't agree with that he shouldn't have signed it.

[Bianchi on Ice]

give it to pearce ffs then we can have a really good laugh

[Beefymcfc]

Fair play to Capello, it is the managers job to decide who is captain and nobody elses ... I ain't a fan of Terry in the slightest but it ain't down to me or the Fa whose captain.

Meanwhile ... Harry Redknapp's 1st England teamsheet: Hrate, Jonse, Fredinhand, Trery, Jonsen, Parka, Gehrrerad, Lamphrad, Roonye, Wallcock, [strike]Cowtch[/strike] [strike]Crutch[/strike] Sofa.

Do you honestly think that it's down to one person to take this decision, in the wake of the serious allegations?

Or, to be precise, do you think that Terry should stay as England captain under the present circumstances?