*Official*City*v*Porto*Thread*

[dazby]

Note the creative use of stars.

The lads did brilliantly in Porto, With some defensive stability we should see this through.

Come on City!!!!!

[Dubciteh]

a nice stress free nil all or win would be nice, last thing we want to do is over exert ourselves or make it hard for ourselves after last weeks great result!

[mr_nool]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

[Dameerto]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

If Porto play like planks of wood it will be like browsing online.

[Tokyo Blue]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Everything in Ikea will still be there tomorrow. The football won't. She'll understand.

The match is on Channel 182 on Sky if Tesl is reading this.

Come on City. We need to progress here.

[Sideshow Bob]

nervous that bob will tinker and field the B team today.

[john68]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Simple answer Noolie......Tell her you want a divorce....she'll run upstairs to sob her heart out and not come down. After the final whistle....nip up and tell her you were only kidding....and don't forget the cheeky grin>
Negotiate an apology (if necessary)...problem solved......and the Ikea money saved too....genius eh!

[london blue 2]

This game is not being televised is it?

[Beanieboy]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Simple answer Noolie......Tell her you want a divorce....she'll run upstairs to sob her heart out and not come down. After the final whistle....nip up and tell her you were only kidding....and don't forget the cheeky grin>
Negotiate an apology (if necessary)...problem solved......and the Ikea money saved too....genius eh!

Or phone Ikea,...tell them you have placed a bomb in the meatballs.......simples

[Blue Since 76]

This game is not being televised is it?

Live on ESPN

[sheblue]

porto are nothing special, 2-0 to get the job done, then knives out for kean and co...........

[john68]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Simple answer Noolie......Tell her you want a divorce....she'll run upstairs to sob her heart out and not come down. After the final whistle....nip up and tell her you were only kidding....and don't forget the cheeky grin>
Negotiate an apology (if necessary)...problem solved......and the Ikea money saved too....genius eh!

Or phone Ikea,...tell them you have placed a bomb in the meatballs.......simples

Welcome to the Genius dept Mate...these young husbands haven't a clue how to organise their wives.
Tell her that Ikea are doing a singles night,,,for women.... they've started selling shoes and handbags...anything Noolie!!!

[london blue 2]

This game is not being televised is it?

Live on ESPN

Top man, I dont have ESPN but i'm pretty much guarenteed a river

[ashton287]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Get all the clothes out the wardrobe, throw them on the floor in a pile and get the iron warmed up for her.

They LOVE that shit.

[gilford]

Why is kick off at 5pm! I'm going to have to leave work now................ ;-)

[JamieMCFC]

Why is kick off at 5pm! I'm going to have to leave work now................ ;-)

So it doesn't clash with the Champions League.

[darwenblue86]

Looking forward to the game tonight, but seeing as I'm female and my other half hates football how do I get HIM to not piss and moan during the match? :-) Come on City!

[john@staustell]

Looking forward to the game tonight, but seeing as I'm female and my other half hates football how do I get HIM to not piss and moan during the match? :-) Come on City!

Send him to the pub

[john68]

Looking forward to the game tonight, but seeing as I'm female and my other half hates football how do I get HIM to not piss and moan during the match? :-) Come on City!

Wife swap with Noolie.

[london blue 2]

Looking forward to the game tonight, but seeing as I'm female and my other half hates football how do I get HIM to not piss and moan during the match? :-) Come on City!

Hate to point it out but shouldnt you be cooking at that time? ;)