*Official*City*v*Porto*Thread*

[john@staustell]

hart,richards,lescott,kompany,clichy.barry,dejong,toure,nasri,silva,aguero

[mr_nool]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Get all the clothes out the wardrobe, throw them on the floor in a pile and get the iron warmed up for her.

They LOVE that shit.

All the clothes are already on the floor. That's why we're going. To get her a new wardrobe. It's too heavy for her to lift on her own, otherwise I would've told her to fuck off and go alone.

But I'm working on my migraine act right now. Hope to have perfected it by the time she's home from work.

[darwenblue86]

Wife swap with Noolie.

Yeah, I reckon he would enjoy a wander round Ikea!

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Bloody hell! Was certain this was tomorrow. Have promised the missus a trip to IKEA after work today, and she won't take it lightly if I cancel ...

Simple answer Noolie......Tell her you want a divorce....she'll run upstairs to sob her heart out and not come down. After the final whistle....nip up and tell her you were only kidding....and don't forget the cheeky grin>
Negotiate an apology (if necessary)...problem solved......and the Ikea money saved too....genius eh!

Didn't realise you were such a Marriage Guidance expert, John.

You ought to pursue this as a career change and set up your own [strike]K[/strike]Company; you'd make a fortune in next to no time, given the quality of advice you've just exhibited here.

[Moonchesteri]

strong line-up!

#MCFC team to play #Porto: Hart, Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, de Jong, Barry, Nasri, Yaya, Silva, Aguero #EuropaLeague

[Moonchesteri]

My confidence levels of going through jsut went up a few notches! I was worried that Mancini would field a too much weakened team

COME ON CITY!!

[mr_nool]

Looking forward to the game tonight, but seeing as I'm female and my other half hates football how do I get HIM to not piss and moan during the match? :-) Come on City!

Wife swap with Noolie.

HA ha! I'm up for anything. Darwen darling, does the 86 in your user name mean that you are 86 years old or that you were born in 1986?
I prefer younger women, but I've heard that grannies can do the business as well.

[john@staustell]

subs pant,zab,piz.sav,balo,dzeko,milner

[paddyblue]

good team 2-0

[darwenblue86]

Hate to point it out but shouldnt you be cooking at that time? ;)

He's on cooking duties at the moment, I'm too pregnant to lean over the cooker ;-)

[john68]

strong line-up!

#MCFC team to play #Porto: Hart, Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, de Jong, Barry, Nasri, Yaya, Silva, Aguero #EuropaLeague

Just been informed the ref tonight is WOLFGANG STARK...The ref who sent Rooney off (England v Montenegro).

[darwenblue86]

HA ha! I'm up for anything. Darwen darling, does the 86 in your user name mean that you are 86 years old or that you were born in 1986?
I prefer younger women, but I've heard that grannies can do the business as well.

Born in 86, definitely not a granny! Unfortunately I'm also with child so I'm a bit of a write-off at the moment!

[Sideshow Bob]

no balo? bob looking to keep it tight, i guess.

[Kladze]

Hart, Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, de Jong, Barry, Nasri, Yaya, Silva, Aguero

Subs: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Milner, Pizarro, Dzeko, Savic, Balotelli

[mr_nool]

HA ha! I'm up for anything. Darwen darling, does the 86 in your user name mean that you are 86 years old or that you were born in 1986?
I prefer younger women, but I've heard that grannies can do the business as well.

Born in 86, definitely not a granny! Unfortunately I'm also with child so I'm a bit of a write-off at the moment!

;-)

[Mrksdawn19]

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My first post in here, and wondering if this is a football related site or a dating site?

Either way 2-0 to City tonight

[mr_nool]

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My first post in here, and wondering if this is a football related site or a dating site?

Either way 2-0 to City tonight

Dating site? You must be out of your mind.
I would never cheat on my wife with a pregnant woman.

[Mrksdawn19]

Dating site? You must be out of your mind.
I would never cheat on my wife with a pregnant woman.

Ah, but if she wasn't pregnant??????

[bigblue]

Why is kick off at 5pm! I'm going to have to leave work now................ ;-)

Yeah, I was assuming 7:45-8pm too. Lucky I realized it, kind of screws up my productivity today... but oh well

And very strong team, hoping we can get an early goal or two then go on to smash um. Plus we've had about a week rest so no one should be tired

Come on City!

[mr_nool]

Dating site? You must be out of your mind.
I would never cheat on my wife with a pregnant woman.

Ah, but if she wasn't pregnant??????

Honey?