New Tevez song

[Fesan]

Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Love it.

[john68]

Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)

[Buffalo Soldier]

Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)

I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.

I think it's got a ring to it.

[Blue Since 76]

I liked the one from the Chelsea fans - he plays when he wants

The Mancini chant when he came on was probably the best response though

[bluej]

I liked the one from the Chelsea fans - he plays when he wants

The Mancini chant when he came on was probably the best response though

Yeah really glad that mancini chant went round, probably the best way to respond to Tevez coming on.

[Yffi_88]

Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)

I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
[i]He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.[/i]

I think it's got a ring to it.

LOL! :)

Lets get it going!

[Goataldo]

He likes to take a break but when he plays he's fucking great.

Not being patronising, but the amount of syllables really is important.

[london blue 2]

Based on the balotelli one:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!

Ooh carlos tevez... And so on:-)

It's missing a line.
(Maybe it's a Wio song)

I suggest the missing line goes as follows:

Oooh carlos tevez, he's a golfer, he cant be arsed.
He takes a long break but when he plays he's fuckin' great!
He's a fucking cunt, he's a massive fucking cunt.

I think it's got a ring to it.

Brilliant.