Tevez

[Avalon]

Didn't he score against Scunthorpe, or Crystal Palace, or some club with those shirt colours with his head? I think it was Scunthorpe. Didn't even jump. Then again, they didn't defend. Still, the ball came flying in and he had to react.

Reminds me of that goal he "scored" where it was headed on his boot and it bounced in the goal and he was like: "yeah, I intended that"

[DoomMerchant]

The thing is, he's better than he ever was. That's scarey.

He'a cunt, but he's one of the best strikers in world football and he's hitting his prime. If his head was screwed on he could play well into his 30's but he keeps moaning that he wants to finish early.

He could actually drop further into midfield as he gets older.

Silly cunt. He annoys me so much.

Because he's probably my favourite city player and he's a stupid bastard.

drop further into midfield as he gets older? well, today he's older than he was yesterday and i think he already is dropping into midfield. i fucking love that little fucking us over cunthole. i really do. How can you watch him play and not think he's everything the game is supposed to be? And then the off-field shit clouds your vision.

For the record, i think he's staying. And i'll be so glad. We just need Cavani to replace Balotelli and we're golden. We can even keep Dzkeo and let him have another go at this shit and we'll be fine.

[Wonderwall]

So you have not forgiven him then?

Never, I hate him even more now he has refreshed my memory of how good he is and that we would have won the league if he wasnt such a dick. Plus he can stick his golf celebrations and his 9 iron up his arse.

[DoomMerchant]

So you have not forgiven him then?

Never, I hate him even more now he has refreshed my memory of how good he is and that we would have won the league if he wasnt such a dick. Plus he can stick his golf celebrations and his 9 iron up his arse.

how do you fucking know that was a 9-iron he was swinging? i thought it was a driver. I'm shit at golf.

[Wonderwall]

how do you fucking know that was a 9-iron he was swinging? i thought it was a driver. I'm shit at golf.

So is he, even after all that practice

[Mase]

Remember that sitter he missed with his head when we played the rags and he was one of them? Towards the end of the match when Geo scored the winner.

[Grob]

We can even keep Dzkeo and let him have another go at this shit and we'll be fine.

Im not sure my sides could take another season of his comical first touch

[zuricity]

So is he, even after all that practice

yer soft buggers, that was a pretend lillywhite frowd. he's just bloody useless at cricket

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Remember that sitter he missed with his head when we played the rags and he was one of them? Towards the end of the match when Geo scored the winner.

Of course. Micah's finest game ever that! He was immense that day.

[Swales4ever]

So you have not forgiven him then?

Never, I hate him even more now he has refreshed my memory of how good he is and that we would have won the league if he wasnt such a dick. Plus he can stick his golf celebrations and his 9 iron up his arse.

how do you fucking know that was a 9-iron he was swinging? i thought it was a driver. I'm shit at golf.

nah, I am certainly shiter than You, but it wasn't a longer club than a utility.

[Mase]

Remember that sitter he missed with his head when we played the rags and he was one of them? Towards the end of the match when Geo scored the winner.

Of course. Micah's finest game ever that! He was immense that day.

Who would have thought we'd be cheering the little shit on a few years later.

[Esky]

Didn't he score against Scunthorpe, or Crystal Palace, or some club with those shirt colours with his head? I think it was Scunthorpe. Didn't even jump. Then again, they didn't defend. Still, the ball came flying in and he had to react.

Reminds me of that goal he "scored" where it was headed on his boot and it bounced in the goal and he was like: "yeah, I intended that"

West Ham? 3-1, 09/10?

[Mingchester Mingy]

Hat trick or not he should never have been allowed to wear a CITY shirt again and the golf swing is a disgraceful swipe at the management/owners.

I dont think he meant the golf swing as anything other than a goofy goal celebration. I mean...If you took Balo this literally, you'd be assuming he was about to fight or Fook every man within a 5 foot radius after a goal the way he stares around like the Enigmatic Idiot he is. People hack on Tevez for his Intelligence, but Mario is Enigmatic ???

[PALUS]

this guy is total machine we can think abaut him wath we want but if we have him to par up somtimes with edin somtimes with balo somtimes with aguero who knows he is craty fast strong and basicly killing machine....

[craigmcfc]

this guy is total machine we can think abaut him wath we want but if we have him to[highlight]par up[/highlight] somtimes with edin somtimes with balo somtimes with aguero who knows he is craty fast strong and basicly killing machine....

I like what you did there

[Im_Spartacus]

I dont think he meant the golf swing as anything other than a goofy goal celebration. I mean...If you took Balo this literally, you'd be assuming he was about to fight or Fook every man within a 5 foot radius after a goal the way he stares around like the Enigmatic Idiot he is. People hack on Tevez for his Intelligence, but Mario is Enigmatic ???

And when bellamy did it after twatting riise, it was showing humour apparently??? Some people cant do right for doing wrong

[Original Dub]

I like what you did there

Hilarious.

So is the use of the word par in his post.

[PALUS]

I like what you did there

Hilarious.

So is the use of the word par in his post.

i ussum its some lenguege jock can u explain me becose u know its yor lenguege and i cant pretend that i fucking know it i basicly lern english from tv becose in former Yugoslavia we didnt have stupid sihronization like tom cruz say guten tag or somthing we have titles and on base of zhat lerning i think i understan pretty good but jokes like this u must explain me wath i did wrong or funy

[Im_Spartacus]

i ussum its some lenguege jock can u explain me becose u know its yor lenguege and i cant pretend that i fucking know it i basicly lern english from tv becose in former Yugoslavia we didnt have stupid sihronization like tom cruz say guten tag or somthing we have titles and on base of zhat lerning i think i understan pretty good but jokes like this u must explain me wath i did wrong or funy

"Par" is a golfing term

Naming dzeko in your post was predictable

I think thats about it for now

[mr_nool]

I like what you did there

Hilarious.

So is the use of the word par in his post.

i ussum its some lenguege jock can u explain me becose u know its yor lenguege and i cant pretend that i fucking know it i basicly lern english from tv becose in former Yugoslavia we didnt have stupid sihronization like tom cruz say guten tag or somthing we have titles and on base of zhat lerning i think i understan pretty good but jokes like this u must explain me wath i did wrong or funy

You meant "pair up", but wrote "par up". Par is a golf expression. Hardy fucking har har.