Tevez

[PALUS]

i ussum its some lenguege jock can u explain me becose u know its yor lenguege and i cant pretend that i fucking know it i basicly lern english from tv becose in former Yugoslavia we didnt have stupid sihronization like tom cruz say guten tag or somthing we have titles and on base of zhat lerning i think i understan pretty good but jokes like this u must explain me wath i did wrong or funy

"Par" is a golfing term

Naming dzeko in your post was predictable

I think thats about it for now

so i m talking abaut strikers and i name all the strikers but DZeko i cant ,wtf is wrong with u people i like him but i would bench him now how those two are playing and thenks for corect me by the way

[Im_Spartacus]

so i m talking abaut strikers and i name all the strikers but DZeko i cant ,wtf is wrong with u people i like him but i would bench him now how those two are playing and thenks for corect me by the way

Im joking with you mate, dont worry about it.

[Bluetina]

Tevez got us into this mess by going AWOL. If he can go someway to turn it around great. But he's no hero!

[Mingchester Mingy]

I dont think he meant the golf swing as anything other than a goofy goal celebration. I mean...If you took Balo this literally, you'd be assuming he was about to fight or Fook every man within a 5 foot radius after a goal the way he stares around like the Enigmatic Idiot he is. People hack on Tevez for his Intelligence, but Mario is Enigmatic ???

And when bellamy did it after twatting riise, it was showing humour apparently??? Some people cant do right for doing wrong

Hey, your still here!
You gotta clear that up for me Mate, what did Bellamy do ? I dont know if I could follow the "twatting riiise"?

[Im_Spartacus]

Hey, your still here!
You gotta clear that up for me Mate, what did Bellamy do ? I dont know if I could follow the "twatting riiise"?

He attacked john arne riise with a golf club at a training camp when he played for liverpool the first time round. I think his celebration was vs barcelona in the champs league

"The dispute involving Bellamy and Riise seemingly started with a karaoke competition in the early hours of Friday morning, when Bellamy took offence at the Norwegian left-back's refusal to sing.

Increasingly irritated by the Welshman's jibes, Riise reportedly became incandescent and, surrounded by fellow players, the pair squared up to each other, trading expletives. Although things calmed down as the group dispersed and headed for their rooms, Bellamy apparently felt he had lost face in front of his team-mates and, having armed himself with a golf club, tracked down Riise before allegedly swinging it at his legs.

Benítez, who had spent the earlier part of the evening at the nearby resort of Vilamoura, was contacted and he separated the clearly inebriated pair."

[Ted Hughes]

Hey, your still here!
You gotta clear that up for me Mate, what did Bellamy do ? I dont know if I could follow the "twatting riiise"?

He attacked john arne riise with a golf club at a training camp when he played for liverpool the first time round. I think his celebration was vs barcelona in the champs league

"The dispute involving Bellamy and Riise seemingly started with a karaoke competition in the early hours of Friday morning, when Bellamy took offence at the Norwegian left-back's refusal to sing.

Increasingly irritated by the Welshman's jibes, Riise reportedly became incandescent and, surrounded by fellow players, the pair squared up to each other, trading expletives. Although things calmed down as the group dispersed and headed for their rooms, Bellamy apparently felt he had lost face in front of his team-mates and, having armed himself with a golf club, tracked down Riise before allegedly swinging it at his legs.

Benítez, who had spent the earlier part of the evening at the nearby resort of Vilamoura, was contacted and he separated the clearly inebriated pair."

Another traditional scouse style bonding session. We used to do stuff like that when Peter Reid/MacMahon etc were at the club.

[Mingchester Mingy]

Hey, your still here!
You gotta clear that up for me Mate, what did Bellamy do ? I dont know if I could follow the "twatting riiise"?

He attacked john arne riise with a golf club at a training camp when he played for liverpool the first time round. I think his celebration was vs barcelona in the champs league

"The dispute involving Bellamy and Riise seemingly started with a karaoke competition in the early hours of Friday morning, when Bellamy took offence at the Norwegian left-back's refusal to sing.

Increasingly irritated by the Welshman's jibes, Riise reportedly became incandescent and, surrounded by fellow players, the pair squared up to each other, trading expletives. Although things calmed down as the group dispersed and headed for their rooms, Bellamy apparently felt he had lost face in front of his team-mates and, having armed himself with a golf club, tracked down Riise before allegedly swinging it at his legs.

Benítez, who had spent the earlier part of the evening at the nearby resort of Vilamoura, was contacted and he separated the clearly inebriated pair."

That had me cracking up....thats a masterful one man....I mean, can you blame CB ? When your out late having a pint or 6 with your mates, you gotta jump into the Karaoke Session !