30.04.12

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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Dazzacity » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:58 am

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Watched the 1-6 in my local here in Weirdoesville with Our Stu. We emptied the place out with our celebration antics. Hurrah!


Was class it emptied pretty quickly we had beer flying round the boozer. Actually the rag landlord closed early to get us out



Me and my old man were the old City fans in a pub full of rags. I was'nt goin to hold back at all, I didnt give a flying fook how many threatened me at the time. There was no way on earth I was staying silent. You should have seen their faces, fookin pig sick while I stood in a pub full of them with my scarf aloft singing Blue Moon. Beautiful sight lol.

The landlord switched the tv off straght away. It was in a rag pub and I remember they also switched off the tv just after we won the fa cup and I didnt even get to see us lift the trophy. Also nearly kicked off with a few rags that obviuosly couldnt handle it when I started singing '35 years' . They really are horrid fookin arseholes.

I had texts flooding through from the fookers when we lost against Arsenal. They have to wait until they're 8 points clear with 6 games to go before they start gobbing off. Its funny as I havent heard fook all from them for a couple of weeks.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Patrick » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:35 pm

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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Dunne's Half-Time Pint » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:39 pm

I've booked Monday and Tuesday off work for this. Monday because I'll be a nervous, gibbering, excited wreck. Tuesday because I'll be in no fit state either way.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Original Dub » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:33 pm

Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:I've booked Monday and Tuesday off work for this. Monday because I'll be a nervous, gibbering, excited wreck. Tuesday because I'll be in no fit state either way.


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Re: 30.04.12

Postby gillie » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:37 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:I've booked Monday and Tuesday off work for this. Monday because I'll be a nervous, gibbering, excited wreck. Tuesday because I'll be in no fit state either way.


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I am booking Monday and Tuesday off job search if i have'nt got a job by then.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:57 pm

gillie wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:I've booked Monday and Tuesday off work for this. Monday because I'll be a nervous, gibbering, excited wreck. Tuesday because I'll be in no fit state either way.


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I am booking Monday and Tuesday off job search if i have'nt got a job by then.

Monday PM off to get lubricated & Tuesday I will hopefully be going into work to gloat & whistle Blue Moon All day.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:03 pm

This could be the day where I tell my boss to fuck offf and die....then Ill catch a plane to the Dominican Republic and sit on a beach for a few yrs.

Seriously.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:23 pm

I'm working straight after the game. Will be driving the 2338 to York. I hope to annoy plenty of unhappy Yorkshire rags going home. Lovely.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby john68 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:44 am

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:John68>>>>>Chapel of effin rest.

I read that as 'Chapel en le Frith' and wondered why you'd be up there.


Roger,You have been in that Honley twilight zone for far too long Mate. Get your passport and your injections done and return home.

Or we might be forced to send another team of "neighbours" in to convince you. The last lot we sent tried but failed.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby branny » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:33 am

I am in Brisbane. I've pmd Dazby and awaitimg a response. Dazby, Which Pig n Whistle is it you are watching at? If I can't sort anything else out i'll be watching in the in laws living room and they are all u*t fans.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby King Kev » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:39 pm

john68 wrote:God only knows where i will end up next Monday. If yesterday's 2nd half was anything to go by...The A & E at North Manchester General....and if my heart rate yesterday is any guide...The Co-op Funeral Services, Chapel of effin rest.

Yesterday I thought Id get it on the radio...less stressful...At half time, Kath asked what I wanted to do. "Let's go out for a quiet meal." "Just keep me informed of any changes in the score."....even then it was difficult to stay calm.

I'm not good at derbies at any time...Love City...Hate the rags...far too much...far too emotional...This game and its implications is one I need to b careful of.

I can get you a 10% discount! Give me a shout if interested x
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby mr_nool » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:40 pm

King Kev wrote:
john68 wrote:God only knows where i will end up next Monday. If yesterday's 2nd half was anything to go by...The A & E at North Manchester General....and if my heart rate yesterday is any guide...The Co-op Funeral Services, Chapel of effin rest.

Yesterday I thought Id get it on the radio...less stressful...At half time, Kath asked what I wanted to do. "Let's go out for a quiet meal." "Just keep me informed of any changes in the score."....even then it was difficult to stay calm.

I'm not good at derbies at any time...Love City...Hate the rags...far too much...far too emotional...This game and its implications is one I need to b careful of.

I can get you a 10% discount! Give me a shout if interested x


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Re: 30.04.12

Postby King Kev » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:44 pm

mr_nool wrote:
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john68 wrote:God only knows where i will end up next Monday. If yesterday's 2nd half was anything to go by...The A & E at North Manchester General....and if my heart rate yesterday is any guide...The Co-op Funeral Services, Chapel of effin rest.

Yesterday I thought Id get it on the radio...less stressful...At half time, Kath asked what I wanted to do. "Let's go out for a quiet meal." "Just keep me informed of any changes in the score."....even then it was difficult to stay calm.

I'm not good at derbies at any time...Love City...Hate the rags...far too much...far too emotional...This game and its implications is one I need to b careful of.

I can get you a 10% discount! Give me a shout if interested x


Got a groupon?

No, I work for the fuclers (although not in Funeralcare), so I would get loyalty points too!

How about it John?
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby mr_nool » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:52 pm

King Kev wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
King Kev wrote:
john68 wrote:God only knows where i will end up next Monday. If yesterday's 2nd half was anything to go by...The A & E at North Manchester General....and if my heart rate yesterday is any guide...The Co-op Funeral Services, Chapel of effin rest.

Yesterday I thought Id get it on the radio...less stressful...At half time, Kath asked what I wanted to do. "Let's go out for a quiet meal." "Just keep me informed of any changes in the score."....even then it was difficult to stay calm.

I'm not good at derbies at any time...Love City...Hate the rags...far too much...far too emotional...This game and its implications is one I need to b careful of.

I can get you a 10% discount! Give me a shout if interested x


Got a groupon?

No, I work for the fuclers (although not in Funeralcare), so I would get loyalty points too!

How about it John?


Sorry, silly joke from me. I doubt that funeral service groupons will ever be a hit (except with doomsday sects and Aston Villa fans).
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Mike J » Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:18 pm

heading to my parents place, my old man is a lifelong blue as well.

loads of other mates going as well, one of which is a utd fan. if we bury them its going to be a very long night for him.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby sandman » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:41 pm

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Re: 30.04.12

Postby john68 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:19 pm

Thank you for the offer Lee. Things have dramatically changed since my original post and I may need those services and that discount.

Got a phone call from BBC 5Live asking me to take part in the Tony Livesey Show on Monday night. "Why always me" comes to mind, wonder if that T shirt will fit?

Not sure about the details, but gotta meet them before kick off and watch it in Walkabout in cordoned off area. Mat be 100s of us or might be surrounded by rags...who knows.

I am assured...cos I asked...that they have those medical jump leads, just in case.

I must be fuclin mad but I can't resist a challenge with the rags....BRING IT ON!!!!!
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby gillie » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:39 pm

john68 wrote:Thank you for the offer Lee. Things have dramatically changed since my original post and I may need those services and that discount.

Got a phone call from BBC 5Live asking me to take part in the Tony Livesey Show on Monday night. "Why always me" comes to mind, wonder if that T shirt will fit?

Not sure about the details, but gotta meet them before kick off and watch it in Walkabout in cordoned off area. Mat be 100s of us or might be surrounded by rags...who knows.

I am assured...cos I asked...that they have those medical jump leads, just in case.

I must be fuclin mad but I can't resist a challenge with the rags....BRING IT ON!!!!!

HA HA nice one you old fucler doin a fan zone i can see you chinning a rag just coz they are a rag lol.
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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Swales4ever » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:40 pm

sadly... on my couch in front of my 50' plasma, about 804 miles away from Eastlands.
I turned down the offer I finally had because I would have felt unconfortable by experiencing the most massive derby ever, on the own seat of a breed and born Mancunian Blue.

May I be cursed if I won't hold a season card comes next july, though!


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Re: 30.04.12

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:49 pm

gillie wrote:
john68 wrote:Thank you for the offer Lee. Things have dramatically changed since my original post and I may need those services and that discount.

Got a phone call from BBC 5Live asking me to take part in the Tony Livesey Show on Monday night. "Why always me" comes to mind, wonder if that T shirt will fit?

Not sure about the details, but gotta meet them before kick off and watch it in Walkabout in cordoned off area. Mat be 100s of us or might be surrounded by rags...who knows.

I am assured...cos I asked...that they have those medical jump leads, just in case.

I must be fuclin mad but I can't resist a challenge with the rags....BRING IT ON!!!!!

HA HA nice one you old fucler doin a fan zone i can see you chinning a rag just coz they are a rag lol.

The question is, has he got a face for radio???
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