Whats your dream scenario?

[Typical City]

Apart from 10-0 after 5 mins mine is Tevez scores the winner after 97 mins to reveal a jelly and ice cream t-shirt while the whole stadium sings fergie sign him up!

[Pretty Boy Lee]

A professional, comfortable win with no nervous moments.

[bobby brows]

A professional, comfortable win with no nervous moments.

from sunderland

[Im_Spartacus]

First and foremost, just winning next week would be the dream scenario we all want to come true. Beyond that though, i would want to work down my list of excuses from United fans.

I would like to win by clear daylight, not on goal difference. However i would still take great delight when they try and tell us they scored the same number of points by referring them to the table and the name on the base of the trophy.

I would like city to win the game with no refereeing help such as a penalty legitimate or otherwise, or dubious offsides etc, as the cunts still havent stopped going on about drogba from years ago.

I would like strawberry jelly

And vanilla ice cream

[Dronny]

I would like it for both teams to win but untied win by two clear goals over City to leave the gd relative to the difference in our two results against them. There would be a certain beauty to that and a clear opportunity to remind them of the season the Prem was won by gd and the defining moments were 1-6 and 1-0.

Yes, I'd like that....

[RodneyRodney]

Both ourselves and Sunderland to equalise in Fergie time . Our equaliser to be scored by Carlos . I'd Love that, REALLY LOVE IT !!

[dario2739]

Just to win it... I don't think my heart can take much more stress... just get it won City!

[Patrick]

Just a win - any sort of win - please god/allah/budda/Mr Mancini, let us win

Then a right good tonking

I want the rags to win as well so that bacon faces worse scenario - losing on goal difference makes this his Anus Horiblis complete

[ruralblue]

I'd like nothing more than to end the season how we started and hammer them good and proper. A couple of early goals to settle the nerves and let the party begin. If Sunderland can get an early lead on them then all the better!

[Chinners]

To drink a celebratory, rather than comiserationary, beer or eight.

[GingeryBlue]

A comfortable 2-0, with an early goal please.

Plus I hope United win 6-0 so that spanking we gave them at the Swamp means those goals won us the league!

[steveo_88]

We win the league at home!

The Mackems spanking the rags would be a good cherry on top.

[BobbyJ1956]

City score within three minutes of the start.
Another two soon after.
Photo display of City players of the past (Trautmann to Young to Benarbia) on the big screens at half-time.
No goals at Sunderland.
City win 4-0.
A Holland's steak pudding.

[avoidconfusion]

Would love us to be up 3:0 / 4:0 within the first 25-30 minutes so I can truly enjoy the rest of the match.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

Would love us to be up 3:0 / 4:0 within the first 25-30 minutes so I can truly enjoy the rest of the match.

That's about it.Any win that is tension free for the 2nd half so the fans at the ground can sing their hearts out with no tension or worries.Don't give a stuff what the scum do as long as they are below us and looking up.

[bluebananamilksheikh]

Would love us to be up 3:0 / 4:0 within the first 25-30 minutes so I can truly enjoy the rest of the match.

That's about it.Any win that is tension free for the 2nd half so the fans at the ground can sing their hearts out with no tension or worries.Don't give a stuff what the scum do as long as they are below us and looking up.

This is what I want, after the Derby & Barcodes games, my nerves are in shreds. I just want to enjoy the day not worry for another 90 mins!!!!!!!!

[colonel_muck]

surely the best scenario is for them to beat sunderland 4-0 and us to beat qpr 1-0, then we win the league on 5 goals difference, meaning the margin we twatted them by at the swamp is the margin that wins us the league?

[Blue Since 76]

Would love us to be up 3:0 / 4:0 within the first 25-30 minutes so I can truly enjoy the rest of the match.

Would love the win to just be goal difference caused by Dzeko's knee at the swamp, but I don't think I could take it. Therefore I'm hoping for us and Sunderland to be 4-0 up in the first 10 minutes then I can just spend the next 80 minutes shouting Olè at every pass and enjoying a full repertoire of songs.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

I would like it for both teams to win but untied win by two clear goals over City to leave the gd relative to the difference in our two results against them. There would be a certain beauty to that and a clear opportunity to remind them of the season the Prem was won by gd and the defining moments were 1-6 and 1-0.

Yes, I'd like that....

Three nil win for City with early goals.
Filth win 8-0 so that we can say "if only we hadn't scored three goals in 'Bacon time' at yours"

[littlebig]

An early goal would suit us to calm a few nerves on and off the pitch, comfortable victory to ensue. Scum can win by whatever realistic score they want after that.
Regarding Carlos scoring; I'm glad he's fizzled out the last few games as it can't be said that him coming back won us the title.