LAST CHANCE TO VOTE *** Post/Thread of the season ***

[Patrick]

Take your mind off sunday for a moment and think back through the ups and downs of the season here at lil ol mancityfansdotnet.

In a fun end of season competition, what was the thread that most stood out, for brilliance, rudeness, humour, insight or just plain downright stupidity.

Put your top one two or three down here and an independent panel of referees will make a short list for all to vote on.

Then we will conspire to give someone a prize


That's it. Go.

[ruralblue]

Theres only one winner by far........

Step up.................. Crossan & The Wrens!

[BlueinBosnia]

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=42039&p=402472#p402472

Only a little thing, but ADVT's reaction to Nigel's Tackle still makes me laugh out loud whenever I think about it.

[patrickblue]

Got to be this
viewtopic.php?f=119&t=37838

An all time classic that will never die

Oops, just realised it was last season, still just shows how funny it's become.

As for this season, the goodbye thread with the reference to "that bloody pipe smoking bloke will take some beating.

[kennyboy]

Got to be this
viewtopic.php?f=119&t=37838

An all time classic that will never die

Oops, just realised it was last season, still just shows how funny it's become.

As for this season, the goodbye thread with the reference to "that bloody pipe smoking bloke will take some beating.

Beat me to it..... thread of the year or last

[bluebananamilksheikh]

For me it as to be Patrick's Bad Day at the Office thread

In particular Rural's first reply where he was stood in the Co-op.

viewtopic.php?f=121&t=40859

[gillie]

Got to be this
viewtopic.php?f=119&t=37838

An all time classic that will never die

Oops, just realised it was last season, still just shows how funny it's become.

As for this season, the goodbye thread with the reference to "that bloody pipe smoking bloke will take some beating.

But the Yaya thread has reared its head more than once this season so could count imo.

[Nigels Tackle]

there are loads in here....

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=42519&p=419455#p419455

mancio's 'wanking myself to blood....' being my favourite.

[Michigan Blue]

This was my favorite (from the 6-1 thread):

I love it when Aguero puts the third in & the camera goes on a soon to be departing, bald rag in the crowd. You don't even have to meet the cunt, to know exactly what it's like to have a conversation with him. He's just got 'rag wanker' imprinted on his fucking face. You can picture him all smiles, snidey comments, mouthing off like fuck when they win stuff & getting really nasty & bullying people on the rare occasions they lose, he's just so obviously the kind of shitstain that everyone throughout the country has had to suffer for all these years.

He just doesn't know how to react when that goes in. It's fucking priceless. He's twitching, messing with his collar, his head's bobbing like a fucking chicken, his face is going red, it's fucking magnificent.

A few mins later you can see him & his obnoxious mates pissing off down the tunnel.

Absolutely fucking priceless.

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=40541&p=355178

The bald mong made a comedy appearance in the clip of the 6-1 on PremierLeague.com for "Best Game" of the past 20 years and my mind immediately shot back to this post. Fucking hysterical even now.

[Sister of fu]

Beeks kit thread last week was brillant. I laughed for ages about this and was still laughing the next day. I can imagine the big bearded fucker sat there, licking his lips and rubbing his hands thinking he has a right treat in store for us only to be about 10 hours behind. Priceless.

[DoomMerchant]

what a great idea...i'm too lazy to contribute but i'll continue to read them. So then, for the uninitiated, it's status quo for the Merchant of Doom...

carry on cuntholes...make me laff. i need something.

[Beeks]

Beeks kit thread last week was brillant. I laughed for ages about this and was still laughing the next day. I can imagine the big bearded fucker sat there, licking his lips and rubbing his hands thinking he has a right treat in store for us only to be about 10 hours behind. Priceless.

Dont know wtf you were chuckling for after your Kolorov scoop! ;-)

[Alioune DVToure]

Bianchi_on_Ice's "I feel you Steve, I miss the 80s too" reaction to Steve Kean's "Formica was marvellous" remark perhaps tickled me more than anything I've ever read before or since.

It was even better than LookMum's "Nice to know Wayne Bridge is at last doing something in a Saturday" quip last season.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Fantastic idea. I'd like to go for some epic football post rather than something that made me laugh. Besides I mostly laugh at my own jokes, so that would make this thread bit funny.

[Swales4ever]

Too many stands out to pick: I've been wondering since Patrick started the thread....

BRILLIANCE
that's the easiest choice:
Sir John68 for this Derby Day Match Preview.
although I feel a special mention is needed by the same Author for this lovely historical review
those threads are the very reason why this Forum is such a special venue.

HUMOUR
that's the hardest pick, particularly for my broken memory. I'd go for this double effort from one of the most humorous member, the Merchant of Doom

He's not reffed a game of ours thus far this season apparently.....do we hate him though?

better question...is he your doppleganger? Answer: No.
cheers

ah we certainly hate my doppelreffer....he's a cunt.

RANT/SPAT OF THE SEASON
as hard as above, but I reckon this love affair between Jon and Carl it's a notable sample of their sexy exchanges

Mancini was cooler than a cucumber on neptune tonight. Anyone who even thinks for a second that we'd be better off with anyone else in the short term, medium term or long term is an idiot.

Which part of him doing the fucking maccarena on the sidelines every 5 mins constitute being "cool as a cucumber"?

I know you love him but for fucks sake......keep it real.

kneejerk halfwit who prefers moaninho tells me to get real?

go play with your concubines, you are dismissed.

Keep stuffing those donuts down your throat and your going to have a heart attack.

You have been warned.

[blues-clues]

It was not this season but just to set the standard for funny thread/post of the season,

Feast your eyes on this little beauty!

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=30360

Comedy gold!

[Socrates]

It was not this season but just to set the standard for funny thread/post of the season,

Feast your eyes on this little beauty!

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=30360

Comedy gold!

excellent, LMAO at Shawzy's pointy hat comment :)

[Im_Spartacus]

It was not this season but just to set the standard for funny thread/post of the season,

Feast your eyes on this little beauty!

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=30360

Comedy gold!

excellent, LMAO at Shawzy's pointy hat comment :)

Fuck me, I have to read all that every time someone links to it and I never cease to be amazed.

Hope it doesn't bring back bad memories for the hero of the thread - he fucking left for a year after that haha

[Im_Spartacus]

Theres only one winner by far........

Step up.................. Crossan & The Wrens!

If it was this years, it has to be a contender, its the funniest thread i've seen on any forum in a long time and one of the only thing that genuinely makes me laugh at an inanimate computer screen. The sheer innocence of Crossan on that thread is fucking sensational.

Here it is in all its glory, but some more recent additions seem to have disappeared

viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159&hilit=wren#p314909

Here is a taster for those who didn't see

Still no luck,maybe its for the best as I was going to tell him that the reason I could not carry on coming round to his home was that I was in love with his wife....... btw this was 1973 and I was single at the time.It has taken me 30 odd years to pluck up the courage too.

[Patrick]

Rool Chnage.....

There seem to be two things at least that need rewarding - Thread of the season and Post of the season - there needs to be a third but i cant think of it now - but expect an addition soon... spat of the season perhaps?

Some cracking shit in here - stuff i have never seen - i sometimes worry about the board - getting too popular - but those roots - theyre deep man, very very deep