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Re: *** Post of the season ***

Postby gillie » Wed May 09, 2012 1:52 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
ruralblue wrote:Theres only one winner by far........

Step up.................. Crossan & The Wrens!


If it was this years, it has to be a contender, its the funniest thread i've seen on any forum in a long time and one of the only thing that genuinely makes me laugh at an inanimate computer screen. The sheer innocence of Crossan on that thread is fucking sensational.

Here it is in all its glory, but some more recent additions seem to have disappeared

viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159&hilit=wren#p314909

Here is a taster for those who didn't see

Crossan wrote:Still no luck,maybe its for the best as I was going to tell him that the reason I could not carry on coming round to his home was that I was in love with his wife....... btw this was 1973 and I was single at the time.It has taken me 30 odd years to pluck up the courage too.

Dont know how i missed this thread originally but i have just been crying with laughter whilst reading it.Has to be the winner.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Bingo Lewis » Wed May 09, 2012 4:33 pm

I know it was about me, but i'd just like to say how much the 'bingo lewis is not very well' thread meant to me. it made me realise how much i'm loved, and how many friends i've got. Plus the amount of money you guys raised for our wedding, i couldn't believe it!

So for me, that was the thread of my lifetime, not just the season
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Goataldo » Wed May 09, 2012 5:20 pm

Bingo Lewis wrote:I know it was about me, but i'd just like to say how much the 'bingo lewis is not very well' thread meant to me. it made me realise how much i'm loved, and how many friends i've got. Plus the amount of money you guys raised for our wedding, i couldn't believe it!

So for me, that was the thread of my lifetime, not just the season


You bloody deserve it lad. Seems a little inappropriate for me to be the first to answer your post, as there's many on here you know very well compared to meself, but as I've probably said before; it was an honour and a pleasure to help with the collection (and I'm normally a right tight miserable shit!).

Hopefully you can make an appearance Sunday. No offence - I wouldn't have you on the bench or owt, but maybe the Townley or summat?
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Re: *** Post of the season ***

Postby Mingchester Mingy » Wed May 09, 2012 6:04 pm

gillie wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Got to be this
viewtopic.php?f=119&t=37838

An all time classic that will never die

Oops, just realised it was last season, still just shows how funny it's become.

As for this season, the goodbye thread with the reference to "that bloody pipe smoking bloke will take some beating.

But the Yaya thread has reared its head more than once this season so could count imo.


The Yaya thread has popped up a few time....What about the Kate Upton Thread ? Not top three...but man...those some nice teets!
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby mr_nool » Wed May 09, 2012 6:08 pm

I liked the Q&A's with famous blues as well with the Miss Pike one probably being the stand out one.
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Re: *** Post of the season ***

Postby london blue 2 » Wed May 09, 2012 8:06 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:there are loads in here....

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=42519&p=419455#p419455

mancio's 'wanking myself to blood....' being my favourite.

That was mine

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wanking my self to blood! and suck ted ballsack, just later on!
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Bingo Lewis » Wed May 09, 2012 8:48 pm

Goataldo wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:I know it was about me, but i'd just like to say how much the 'bingo lewis is not very well' thread meant to me. it made me realise how much i'm loved, and how many friends i've got. Plus the amount of money you guys raised for our wedding, i couldn't believe it!

So for me, that was the thread of my lifetime, not just the season


You bloody deserve it lad. Seems a little inappropriate for me to be the first to answer your post, as there's many on here you know very well compared to meself, but as I've probably said before; it was an honour and a pleasure to help with the collection (and I'm normally a right tight miserable shit!).

Hopefully you can make an appearance Sunday. No offence - I wouldn't have you on the bench or owt, but maybe the Townley or summat?

if i can't get a ticket i'll probably just watch it at home mate
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Goataldo » Wed May 09, 2012 9:13 pm

Bingo Lewis wrote:
Goataldo wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:I know it was about me, but i'd just like to say how much the 'bingo lewis is not very well' thread meant to me. it made me realise how much i'm loved, and how many friends i've got. Plus the amount of money you guys raised for our wedding, i couldn't believe it!

So for me, that was the thread of my lifetime, not just the season


You bloody deserve it lad. Seems a little inappropriate for me to be the first to answer your post, as there's many on here you know very well compared to meself, but as I've probably said before; it was an honour and a pleasure to help with the collection (and I'm normally a right tight miserable shit!).

Hopefully you can make an appearance Sunday. No offence - I wouldn't have you on the bench or owt, but maybe the Townley or summat?

if i can't get a ticket i'll probably just watch it at home mate


Ah well, you never know what might Bob up....
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Bingo Lewis » Wed May 09, 2012 9:18 pm

Goataldo wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:
Goataldo wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:I know it was about me, but i'd just like to say how much the 'bingo lewis is not very well' thread meant to me. it made me realise how much i'm loved, and how many friends i've got. Plus the amount of money you guys raised for our wedding, i couldn't believe it!

So for me, that was the thread of my lifetime, not just the season


You bloody deserve it lad. Seems a little inappropriate for me to be the first to answer your post, as there's many on here you know very well compared to meself, but as I've probably said before; it was an honour and a pleasure to help with the collection (and I'm normally a right tight miserable shit!).

Hopefully you can make an appearance Sunday. No offence - I wouldn't have you on the bench or owt, but maybe the Townley or summat?

if i can't get a ticket i'll probably just watch it at home mate


Ah well, you never know what might Bob up....

hehe! Lovin it!!! dunno if i'll be able to make the townley pre match, but i'll defo be in there after
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Chinners » Thu May 10, 2012 11:31 am

My favorite post this season has to be the right hand one at the South stand end ... it has saved us a fair few points this season
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Scatman » Thu May 10, 2012 11:58 am

What about Palus's post of the season? There have been some classics.
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Re: *** Post of the season ***

Postby patrickblue » Thu May 10, 2012 11:58 am

Im_Spartacus wrote:
ruralblue wrote:Theres only one winner by far........

Step up.................. Crossan & The Wrens!


If it was this years, it has to be a contender, its the funniest thread i've seen on any forum in a long time and one of the only thing that genuinely makes me laugh at an inanimate computer screen. The sheer innocence of Crossan on that thread is fucking sensational.

Here it is in all its glory, but some more recent additions seem to have disappeared

viewtopic.php?f=123&t=39159&hilit=wren#p314909

Here is a taster for those who didn't see

Crossan wrote:Still no luck,maybe its for the best as I was going to tell him that the reason I could not carry on coming round to his home was that I was in love with his wife....... btw this was 1973 and I was single at the time.It has taken me 30 odd years to pluck up the courage too.


Don't know how I missed it either. As you say, the sheer innocence, or should I say naivety is mind blowing. Reckon you picked the winner.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby PeterParker » Thu May 10, 2012 12:04 pm

viewtopic.php?f=119&t=42154

I found this funny as hell.


+ the NQDP thread about lighthouses.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Wooders » Fri May 11, 2012 12:26 pm

hanging my hat on "crossan and the wrens" as best thread ever let alone this season
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby rosbif cuisson 'bleu' » Fri May 11, 2012 4:18 pm

can't find the thread,(some bikini girls in the snow) but Carl's reply to snow comment, "that's not snow that's cocaine", as i had just thought that he would say exactly that and then , he did. coffee everywhere.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby gillie » Fri May 11, 2012 10:41 pm

Wooders wrote:hanging my hat on "crossan and the wrens" as best thread ever let alone this season

Most tragic and funny at the same time.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Chinners » Sat May 12, 2012 12:30 am

Can I nominate not a particular thread or post but just a poster? If so it has to be CARL in every matchday thread ... typing as he feels as at the time, however ludicrious at the time it seems is worthy of laudation .. imho ... keeping it real is cool .. seriously
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Chinners » Sat May 12, 2012 12:32 am

oh, and Patricia, its the Bushy Park old motor parade this Sunday so ...

1) post up that pic with the dirty doress's ... and 2) what a shit day to arrange it this year .... I won't be there!!
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 am

Chinners wrote:Can I nominate not a particular thread or post but just a poster? If so it has to be CARL in every matchday thread ... typing as he feels as at the time, however ludicrious at the time it seems is worthy of laudation .. imho ... keeping it real is cool .. seriously


I'd go with that. He deserves some sort of official recognition.

I presume the 'Wrens' thread was off topic as I never saw it at the time, but having now read it; it is fucking awesome.
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Re: *** Post of the season *** Thread of the season ***

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat May 12, 2012 8:17 pm

i don't like how little i appear in these "classics." i'm sensing a trend. Who's with me?

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