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Old red nose

Postby ross.mcfc » Sun May 20, 2012 7:05 pm

A relative of mine attended a function to honor a Rangers side from 40 years ago at the Hilton in Glasgow last night. Guest of honor was Alex Ferguson.

Half way through the evening he had to be rushed to hospital after suffering from a bad nose bleed. He had his own medical staff with him at the dinner and apparently looked in real distress. Obviously not the first time this has happened if he has a doctor following him around.

Maybe he really is cracking up.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun May 20, 2012 7:09 pm

ross.mcfc wrote:A relative of mine attended a function to honor a Rangers side from 40 years ago at the Hilton in Glasgow last night. Guest of honor was Alex Ferguson.

Half way through the evening he had to be rushed to hospital after suffering from a bad nose bleed. He had his own medical staff with him at the dinner and apparently looked in real distress. Obviously not the first time this has happened if he has a doctor following him around.

Maybe he really is cracking up.


Why did it start bleeding ?? Did someone punch him on it ??
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Chinners » Sun May 20, 2012 7:29 pm

Must be Chelsea's fault winning the CL. It can't be ours as we don't even register as his derby game in his lifetime.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Sun May 20, 2012 7:31 pm

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Re: Old red nose

Postby Vantage » Sun May 20, 2012 7:47 pm

Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler? We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Mase » Sun May 20, 2012 7:51 pm

Vantage wrote:Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler? We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?


That's cool. Each to their own.

I'm gonna love it when he dies though.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Chinners » Sun May 20, 2012 7:54 pm

Vantage wrote:Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler? We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?


This is bang on the money for me!
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Re: Old red nose

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Sun May 20, 2012 7:56 pm

Vantage wrote:Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, [highlight]Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler?[/highlight]We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?

I am sure we could have coped with a mediocre non-great Churchill if it had meant
Hitler would never been born.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Vantage » Sun May 20, 2012 8:08 pm

bluebananamilksheikh wrote:I am sure we could have coped with a mediocre non-great Churchill if it had meant
Hitler would never been born.


Cometh the hour cometh the man and all that. Without the enemy there'd be no heroes, imagine life without Doug?

However Reds fans are vermin, especially the ones down here. Complete bunch of Charlie Unform November Tangos.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby freshie » Sun May 20, 2012 8:14 pm

Vantage wrote:Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, [highlight]Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler?[/highlight] We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?


I'm sure the families of the Jewish holocaust victims might disagree with you there. Ridiculous comment
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun May 20, 2012 8:14 pm

I don't really wish him to die but I do think he's a horrible twisted old cunt & I don't think he's good for football at all; I think he makes football nasty & has built a culture which says you can't win titles without being a nasty cheating miserable arrogant bunch of cunts.

City have just dispelled that.

Personally I would much rather have a Utd team of rivals who play decent honest football with a decent human being for a manager.

No, I don't wish him dead I just wish he'd fuck off & I say that as a supporter of the Champions not someone who is scared of the wanker. He is a carbuncle on the arse of football.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun May 20, 2012 8:18 pm

freshie wrote:
Vantage wrote:Could be high blood pressure might also be dehydration he might be on warfarin to thin the blood either way not a great sign. Now I hate the red scum as much as any Blue especially their loud mouth nob head fans with their profound sense of entitlement and total inability to grasp reality, but, I don't wish anyone dead not even Fergie.

Every hero needs a nemesis, without Darth Vader there would be no Luke, [highlight]Would Churchill have been so great were it not for Hitler?[/highlight] We need the dark side to remind us that we stand in the light.

It wouldn't be the same without the geriatric miserable old soak would it?


I'm sure the families of the Jewish holocaust victims might disagree with you there. Ridiculous comment


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Re: Old red nose

Postby ashton287 » Sun May 20, 2012 8:34 pm

I hope he doesn't die from whatever it is.

I want it to be during a game so I can watch him fucking writhe in pain over and over and over again and gif that shit.

FUCK THE CUNTHOLE.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Dronny » Sun May 20, 2012 8:37 pm

ashton287 wrote:I hope he doesn't die from whatever it is.

I want it to be during a game so I can watch him fucking writhe in pain over and over and over again and gif that shit.

FUCK THE CUNTHOLE.


Get off the fence Ashton, you feeling alright??
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Re: Old red nose

Postby david yearsley » Sun May 20, 2012 8:38 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:I don't really wish him to die but I do think he's a horrible twisted old cunt & I don't think he's good for football at all; I think he makes football nasty & has built a culture which says you can't win titles without being a nasty cheating miserable arrogant bunch of cunts.

City have just dispelled that.

Personally I would much rather have a Utd team of rivals who play decent honest football with a decent human being for a manager.

No, I don't wish him dead I just wish he'd fuck off & I say that as a supporter of the Champions not someone who is scared of the wanker. He is a carbuncle on the arse of football.


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Re: Old red nose

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sun May 20, 2012 8:45 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:I don't really wish him to die but I do think he's a horrible twisted old cunt & I don't think he's good for football at all; I think he makes football nasty & has built a culture which says you can't win titles without being a nasty cheating miserable arrogant bunch of cunts.

City have just dispelled that.

Personally I would much rather have a Utd team of rivals who play decent honest football with a decent human being for a manager.

No, I don't wish him dead I just wish he'd fuck off & I say that as a supporter of the Champions not someone who is scared of the wanker. He is a carbuncle on the arse of football.


I'm just pleased that we've finished above him at last. Didn't want them to be able to say we only did it after he retired.

For years I wanted them bankrupt and gone. Now I want them to just stay below us, top 4 but not winning anything. That would hurt them even more - it's the hope that gets you
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Re: Old red nose

Postby AG7 » Sun May 20, 2012 9:13 pm

He dies now, he'll remain a legend forever in this country ... let them lose to us a couple of years at a stretch, let us hand him a couple of more 6-1s, let us snatch away a few cups in the few years ahead and let us get the CL while knocking him out on the way ... and then he can go and rest in peace, if after all this you can call it peace ...
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Re: Old red nose

Postby King Kev » Sun May 20, 2012 9:36 pm

Fuck me, if he pops his clogs we will still have the sanctimonious hang ringers telling us we should be in mourning in 50 years time.

Get well soon bacon face.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby gillie » Sun May 20, 2012 10:00 pm

Fuck all being reported about this he must be able to have press blackouts the old cunt.
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Re: Old red nose

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sun May 20, 2012 10:09 pm

gillie wrote:Fuck all being reported about this he must be able to have press blackouts the old cunt.


That's a fact - if anyone dared report it, they would be banned from the swamp and the papers need the rags more than the rags need the papers. Something I think we've started to learn this season and hopefully we'll throw out weight around a bit now as well.
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