Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

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Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby Patrick » Mon May 21, 2012 3:10 pm

I cant remember the articles in the 1980s, 1990s and 2000s who paraded Manchester City as the paragons of virtue for bearing the oft parodied £67 million pound debt as a corner stone of British footballs righteousness. Now, unfortunately, it seems that in becoming one of the least indebted clubs in the world we have to now shoulder the burden of civil rights atrocities and even worse - we have only gone and poisoned the whole fucking planet - what cunts we are.

Time to set up a break away team I feel - we will wear the black of St Marks and insist that banks extend incredible lines of credit so that they earn bonus after bonus and we will call ourselves City United Northern Twats FC

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... high-price

"And so Manchester City became owned by the deposed Thai prime minister, Thaksin Shinawatra; a good guy to play golf with, said the club's then-CEO Garry Cook. As Amnesty International pointed out, he was much less engaging when it came to summary executions of suspected criminals. His funds soon proved inadequate to City's needs, and so they traded up to the ruling family of Abu Dhabi."

"Of course, football owners have rarely been card-carrying socialists, but it's one thing to have reactionary views in the boardroom, quite another to be in a position to enforce them on a whole state. The league champions are autocratic rulers of a country whose wealth comes through the continued consumption of the fossil fuels dangerously heating our planet."

"Most of the league's owners are part of the 1% whose avarice is a defining issue of our time, spending money with impunity while national exchequers are emptied and the public realm gets degraded in an age of austerity."
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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby Michigan Blue » Mon May 21, 2012 3:47 pm

He should have asked the kids at our academy in Sierra Leone how they sleep at night, knowing they've taken the filthy lucre.
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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby Swales4ever » Mon May 21, 2012 3:48 pm

OMG!!!
this time I carefully checked the URL, twice, and I am pretty confident of not being fished....
Can't believe, what lows can some people touch for a moment of attention and few quids!!!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby ashton287 » Mon May 21, 2012 4:26 pm

GOOD Manchester is fucking freezing 97% of the year.

Good old city, always thinking about the fans.
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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby patrickblue » Fri May 25, 2012 3:14 pm

We already knew that City are responsible for all the worlds ills.

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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby Blue Oli » Fri May 25, 2012 5:31 pm

They are responsible for the economic collapse of Greece though through the Samaras saga
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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby Goataldo » Fri May 25, 2012 5:51 pm

We get this bullshit, and ManUre were actually responsible for the death of Rod Hull. Nobody mentions THAT, do they? Hmmm? Well?

No.


Exactly.

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Re: Manchester City responsible for Global Warming

Postby john68 » Sat May 26, 2012 4:31 am

Goataldo wrote:We get this bullshit, and ManUre were actually responsible for the death of Rod Hull. Nobody mentions THAT, do they? Hmmm? Well?

No.


Exactly.

Bastards - there he was watching the Chumps League final, when the picture dies on his telly. Ever the willing handyman, up he pops onto the roof to adjust the aerial, and he falls off and dies. I hope he haunts Baconface to this day/night. And Emu. Although I'm not sure if Emu died in the tragic accident.


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