Michael Johnson

[Alex Sapphire]

just a selection of World Champions called Johnson (although admittedly they're all shit at football):

[Chinners]

People that shoot wolves for fun are cunts, apart from that good work, B+

[southern softy]

Is his contract up soon?

Wonder did he get a win bonus for winning the league, i heard somewhere all players who were out on loan did as it was aprt of their contract!

didn't MH give him a juicy 5-year contract in summer 2008 when he was any good (with Liverpool and Arsenal interested?) ?

[Alex Sapphire]

People that shoot wolves for fun are cunts, apart from that good work, B+

I put Les in for you especially Chinners. I had no idea we had championships for slaying things until today.
No fucking word about Harold Shipman though, so there must be rules.

For the record though, Les Johnson doesn't kill the Cayotes he "calls" them.

Beep Beep now you Bastard

[bobby brows]

He's out of contract this summet

[Alex Sapphire]

He's out of contract this summet

maybe he was on his way home from celebrating winning a new deal

[southern softy]

He's out of contract this summet

That's that sorted then. Who's next for the door?

[carl_feedthegoat]

Im sure he was on a (dont laugh now) pay as you play deal.

[Crossie]

Off to Bury or Oldham me thinks.

Shame but it happens, if he can stay fit I think the best he can hope is to emulate Dixon Etuhu or Lee Croft.

[Dubciteh]

Apparently he was been offered a 5 year deal in 2008 and im nearly certain he signed it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... talks.html

[Dubciteh]

Off to Bury or Oldham me thinks.

Shame but it happens, if he can stay fit I think the best he can hope is to emulate Dixon Etuhu or Lee Croft.

in fairness etuhu is an established premier league player while croft and the likes are slumming it around Scotland and the lower leagues. If he somehow becomes a regular for any team in the premiership, i will eat Tony Pulis's hat!

[Pretty Boy Lee]

no Lampard, no Barry, Carrick having a hissy fit, Parker maybe injured.

Not even slightly ironic. If they weren't a complete cunt and an unlucky kid who has (allegedly) given up caring.

Did it never cross your mind "back then " (maybe when Joey won his only cap even) that these two may be good enough?

I thought Joey had it in him to push for a squad spot if he took his cap as inspiration to cut the crap. Clearly he didn't.

I though johnno was a kid with a bit of potential who had a few good games. Not future captain, international, new Colin bell etc. he showed promise as loads of kids do across the league each season.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Waste of what could of been a great talent. To much time injured and too much time in clubs!!

Its all a bit sad, the lad has obviously had no guidance and has spunked any chance he had ages ago this just puts a nail in any chance of salvaging something.

3,30am tear up and then round to his birds and....

his car hit a parked BMW X5.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Apparently he was been offered a 5 year deal in 2008 and im nearly certain he signed it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... talks.html

This guy got 6.5m total out of that deal. Insane.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

no Lampard, no Barry, Carrick having a hissy fit, Parker maybe injured.

Not even slightly ironic. If they weren't a complete cunt and an unlucky kid who has (allegedly) given up caring.

Did it never cross your mind "back then " (maybe when Joey won his only cap even) that these two may be good enough?

I thought Joey had it in him to push for a squad spot if he took his cap as inspiration to cut the crap. Clearly he didn't.

I though johnno was a kid with a bit of potential who had a few good games. Not future captain, international, new Colin bell etc. he showed promise as loads of kids do across the league each season.

What the fuck????
Didn't you just have baby? How the hell are you posting here?

[Blue Since 76]

Best bit about this was that a rag mate posted on Facebook that he always knew he was:
1) fat
2) alcoholic

I had great pleasure in adding 3) above them in the league.

Other than that, if found guilty, sack him and let him actually have a career somewhere. Probably Asda.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

What the fuck????
Didn't you just have baby? How the hell are you posting here?

1st of all great job stealing my thunder before I can get to a pc and put up a pic.

2nd she's not home yet and they kick me out at night so something has to distract me while I'm away.

Edit - that sexy Irish git beat me to it anyway!

[Beefymcfc]

He's out of contract this summer

Bye. Sometimes it's easier to see it out than play it out.

[Dunnylad]

Have i missed something 2008 + 5 year contract = 2013 so a whole 12months to see if he can overcome his injuries & fulfil the potential as the next King Colin ;)

[Swales4ever]

Have i missed something 2008 + 5 year contract = 2013 so a whole 12months to see if he can overcome his injuries & fulfil the potential as the next King Colin ;)

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I am sick, deluded and partly sad cause I always thought he would have come very good in Bob's hand....