by Patrick » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:24 pm
Here is mine... It may be boring to read but i'm going to love writing this...
I want to start briefly around July 2011 - apart from Marios dodgy show-boating in pre-season I was full of optimism and was hopeful of a pot and a top 3 finish - the community shield put my feet right back on terra firma.
Fast forward to late October - 1-6 - still one of the biggest days of my life - will we ever see this again? I don't know - truly remarkable - worst day of Baconfaces life - well for 6 months anyway! But now my hopes had begun to rise - we actually had a real live tangible hope of the premiership, but there was still a long long way to go, time to remain calm and carry on. There was something unconvincing in a few of our victories as the year got older, but we kept the 8 point gap... then we started to slip. - No Vinnie, No Yaya... No confidence... oh dear reality was setting in. Why oh why do I keep letting City get my hopes up?
Leap forward again to late April - we'd blown it - my mate came up to me on the mountain and showed me his iphone - 4-2 to scum. I wasnt that gutted, I had known that we'd lost it the rags, I had had time to get used to it - I even had to take my hat off to them and admit, when it came to the pressure part of the season, we arent in the same league. That rancid purple nosed drunk, knows how to handle the pressure, how to turn the screw, how to win the league - and we are amateurish by comparison.
A short while later, back down the mountain, in a bar, the same mate asked me if I knew the score - I think I told him to piss off. But he insisted and held up his iphone again - I ran outside, leapt over the balcony and face planted into the snow - partly because, yes there was a chance - a slim one, but mostly because they had fucked up a great opportunity to really nail the coffin lid down.
I got the rare chance to return home for the derby. A great night and all of a sudden it was in our hands..... even if we still had to go to the barcodes - who were on red hot form - especially away.
Every game was now a final - we beat the scum, we beat Geordies, we played like heroes - and all of a sudden we were favourites again. We had been favourites for most of the season, but just a few short weeks away we had been 50/1 against, one bookie had already paid out on the scum.
May 13th 2012
I woke up very early, thankful that the day had finally arrived. I remember Gillie and a few others had been saying on here for the last few days that the title was already ours. Sure we had overcome the massive hurdles against the two Uniteds, but we still had to win a game of football and I couldn't start celebrating until it was ours - that would be tempting fate.
I was looking forward to it, and I was pretty confident that by that afternoon I would be caught singing that awful championie song. I think we were 1/7 on to win the title by now - it wasn't a nailed on certainty, but surely it was as close as you get. Citys Mega Money Galacticos, brimming with new-found confidence - playing like gods own, versus a team of city rejects fighting for their lives managed by Sparky - der.
Keen to get on with it I went down the pub early to watch the Celtic game with a sweaty sock called muff who is a mad hoops fan. Gavin, the bar owner had laid on a cheese fest and a bunch of us were in there to watch the last throws of the season. Muff kept trying to make the celtic game interesting even though rangers had handed them the title some months before.
Watching gorgeous Georgio Samaras play reminded me of times past, we were playing shot football, everyone picking players and buying a round when they score. Muff had also bought in a bottle of Buckfast to try and remind him of his abused youth - at 5-0 it was already getting a bit messy.
The Celtic game finished - Muff added some champagne to the mix and I started to prepare my table and chairs for the Maine event. My confidence of the morning was beginning to disappear and I was getting as nervous as hell. Some of the youngsters, French and English popped in around this time and started to play pinball and pool - pushing my table out of the way so they could get room in for their game. I moved out the way and asked them to finish up before 2.30 so I could watch the build up and game in peace without their distraction and noise.
At 2.30 I asked again if they could make this their last game - at 2.40 one of the young guys from the village told me to fuck off. He is a wiry lad with muscles I can only remember, but I think he was a little shocked at the response - i really hate people telling me to fuck off when I am pissed - anyway, they stopped playing pool.
I moved my table back but I was still ready to pull the arms off little kids. I was so angry - not because of the young lads, but because here I was ready to watch the game of my life - literally, and instead of being full of anticipation I was ready to fight people.
Gavin and Muff calmed me down with a few extra shots and the game kicked off.
After about 15 minutes I had completely forgotten the incident and had just started getting really nervous as their keeper started to look like he was having a blinder - chance after chance went by and my nerves started to kick in big time - we all know if you dominate and dont score the other team nicks it - and probably half a dozen people were there to remind me in case I forgot. Then Mad Zabs missed - I was sure he missed - everyone thought kenny had played another fine save.... but then it went in. I usually go mental but I was rooted to the chair. My confidence returned and I enjoyed half time....
So then it all went tits up - I was speechless when they equalised, I was elated when Joey walked, I was struck dumb when they took the lead.
At about 88 minutes I started to cry. Numb-skulls started taking photos of me crying, but there was no fight in me now. How could this have happened? We had done the hard work, this wasn't the final hurdle, this was a small twig on the road to glory - but somehow we had still managed to trip over it.
Muff - who by now is as drunk as only a scot can get is putting his arm round me - trying to make me drink champagne, and telling me not to worry, we were still going to win it. I really didn't need a happy clapper just then - I told him to piss off. I blubbed some more
Then Dzecko scored - I wasn't really watching the game by then - I wasn't ecstatic it was too late - it was just another cut among the many cuts City have dealt me, someone was having a laugh and making failure even more painful.
I don't know how I found out we had won - I dont think I saw it but Im not sure. I know I stayed seated, I think I just cried a bit more - I watched the pub go mental as if it was a dream - I watched the replays - I just kept crying and crying and crying.
People started hugging me, people started kissing me, people started going mad - I was the only real city fan there - the only one who really cared - but all my mates joined in - even the young lad at the beginning bought me a drink and said sorry!
Then I started to throw myself around a bit - I'm quite a big lad and I don't fly very well
I woke about 4am again - the pain was incredible - broken ribs. Not sure if you have experienced them but you cant get out of bed, roll over, wank, fart etc. Forget coughing, and sneezing is beyond pain - but the smile on my face wouldn't go away.
It still wont go away. I have had quite a bit of bad news since we won - house sale fell through - broke my nose through drinking - but I'm still smiling..... and welling up
I'm still not sure how it feels to win the league, it hasn't settled in yet - maybe it never will - maybe I have protected myself for so long against the heartbreak that I just cant handle it. Whatever - I just don't really know how to feel - perhaps its like a birth, or a death of a loved one - its just not an emotion I can slot into an emotion slot.
The last day of the season really was unbelievable and perhaps that's the problem
If you got this far - well done - writing it down was a great experience
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Patrick on Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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