Friday's B*l**x

[Chinners]

City striker clear-out: Champions want to sell Tevez, Dzeko, Adebayor and Santa Cruz
Bayern line up £25million swoop as Mancini is told he must move on some of his current squad before he can try to buy Robin van Persie
Edin Dzeko is a £25million target for Bayern Munich as Manchester City look to clear the decks for Robin van Persie.
City are actively trying to sell strikers Dzeko, Carlos Tevez, Roque Santa Cruz AND Emmanuel Adebayor.
In fact, the only hitman they definitely want to keep is Sergio Aguero, scorer of the last-gasp goal against QPR that so dramatically clinched the Premier League title last month.
Big-spending City have told manager Roberto Mancini he has to sell before he can buy Arsenal goal-machine Van Persie, as they are determined to get their house in order for the introduction of UEFA's Financial Fair Play rules.
Holland star Van Persie is Mancini's number one priority, but the deal is looking complicated because of City's sell-first stance.
The new Premier League champions are unlikely to sanction big pay-offs for any of their flock of unwanted strikers, who may struggle to match their current contracts elsewhere, because they are likely to fall foul of FFP guidelines.
Dzeko, a £27m signing from German side Wolfsburg only 18 months ago, has attracted strong interest from Bayern and other Bundesliga clubs.
The Bosnia international has grown frustrated because of a lack of regular starts and wants to play more games.
Tevez will be allowed to go for the right price, while Harry Redknapp's shock exit from Tottenham muddies the waters on the possibility of Adebayor making last season's loan spell permanent.
Forgotten man Santa Cruz, who hasn't played for City since November 2010 and has since been on loan at Blackburn and Spain's Real Betis, still has one year left on his deal.
Mancini is banging the drum for Van Persie, but City will have to act quickly as they face competition from new Italian champions Juventus.
The Italians see Van Persie as a stellar signing to mark their return to the Champions League and are willing to pay the Dutchman £180,000-a-week, but City can top even that salary offer.
Van Persie has been offered a new three-year deal at Arsenal but has made it clear he is frustrated at not winning trophies - although the club are having a busy summer of strengthening in attack with Germany forward Lukas Podolski already signed and France striker Olivier Giroud all set to join.

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OTHER BOLLOX
Gareth Bale could be set to follow Harry Redknapp out of White Hart Lane
Welsh winger Gareth Bale, 22, could be set to follow Harry Redknapp out of Tottenham after his agent admitted the lack of Champions League football "is a problem". The Metro

Everton and Wolves target Bjorn Bergmann Sigurdarson, 21, believes he is being kept at Lillestrom against his will, which has left the striker "mentally broken". talkShite

Arsenal are interested in signing Russian international midfielder Alan Dzagoev, 21. The £13m-rated CSKA Moscow player is out of contract in December. Daily Mail

Manchester United, Arsenal and Tottenham target Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, 28, could be available for £17m after Schalke general manager Horst Heldt confirmed the striker has a buy-out clause. talkShit

Former Bolton striker Johan Elmander, 31, has warned England to be prepared for a scrap when they take on Sweden. The Bolton News

Andre Villas-Boas is on Tottenham's shortlist to replace Harry Redknapp
Former Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas is on the Tottenham shortlist as they seek a replacement for Harry Redknapp, who was sacked on Thursday. Daily Mail

Besiktas have offered Alex McLeish a quick return to management following his sacking by Aston Villa last month. Daily Mirror

A group of Belgian fans who put themselves up for sale on eBay after their team failed to qualify for Euro 2012 have been bought by an anonymous Dutch buyer for £2,400. The Metro

more bollox later ....

[simon12]

RSC £3M Ade £10m Tevez £25m Edin £25m £63m for RVP....OK Knobhead.

[Chinners]

Ha ha, I think you've been a tad generous with the RSC estimate ...

[bobby brows]

Dzagoev out of contract in Dec? talk about a signing with minimal downside with potential for huge upside. Get on it City!

Arsenal have had their fingers burned with a Russian! We've done well with Kolarov, Savic....oh

[DoomMerchant]

Dzagoev out of contract in Dec? talk about a signing with minimal downside with potential for huge upside. Get on it City!

Arsenal have had their fingers burned with a Russian! We've done well with Kolarov, Savic....oh

and dont forget all the other Russians we've signed as well such as Silva, and Jayko.

what planet do you fucking live on again? i'd like to visit it sometime.

[john68]

Dzagoev out of contract in Dec? talk about a signing with minimal downside with potential for huge upside. Get on it City!

Arsenal have had their fingers burned with a Russian! We've done well with Kolarov, Savic....oh

and dont forget all the other Russians we've signed as well such as Silva, and Jayko.

what planet do you fucking live on again? i'd like to visit it sometime.

Visit it?....You're gonna invade it. I've met your sort before.

Tell him nowt Bobby.

[TheGOAT]

Dzagoev out of contract in Dec? talk about a signing with minimal downside with potential for huge upside. Get on it City!

Arsenal have had their fingers burned with a Russian! We've done well with Kolarov, Savic....oh

and dont forget all the other Russians we've signed as well such as Silva, and Jayko.

what planet do you fucking live on again? i'd like to visit it sometime.

funny

[Wonderwall]

Visit it?....You're gonna invade it. I've met your sort before.

Tell him nowt Bobby.

Funnier