How shit is Young?

[1950]

And Parker, I know I don't rate him but where the fuck was he? The few times I seen him get the ball he was on his arse and giving it them back.

I saw him receive the ball, turn left, turn right (at which point there were two Swedish players on him) & pass it back to Lescott & Terry again. That was in the first half tho...

[Dameerto]

Every time we were under pressure it was because Young had lost the ball or failed to mark his man. Dreadful performance.

[Beefymcfc]

And Parker, I know I don't rate him but where the fuck was he? The few times I seen him get the ball he was on his arse and giving it them back.

I saw him receive the ball, turn left, turn right (at which point there were two Swedish players on him) & pass it back to Lescott & Terry again. That was in the first half tho...

I didn't even see that mate. I saw him on his arse or not at all. I might just hate the little fucker but I know what my peeper's tell me. He's shit!

[Goataldo]

And Parker, I know I don't rate him but where the fuck was he? The few times I seen him get the ball he was on his arse and giving it them back.

I saw him receive the ball, turn left, turn right (at which point there were two Swedish players on him) & pass it back to Lescott & Terry again. That was in the first half tho...

I didn't even see that mate. I saw him on his arse or not at all. I might just hate the little fucker but I know what my peeper's tell me. He's shit!

I saw that. It was a lesson in advanced shitness. He turned one way, then the other, saw Gerrard (i think) open for a pass, inexplicably ignored him, and then twisted and turned in exactly the same shite way til he eventually got dizzy and might as well have tackled himself, falling over and appealing for a nonsensical free kick.

[Beefymcfc]

And Parker, I know I don't rate him but where the fuck was he? The few times I seen him get the ball he was on his arse and giving it them back.

I saw him receive the ball, turn left, turn right (at which point there were two Swedish players on him) & pass it back to Lescott & Terry again. That was in the first half tho...

I didn't even see that mate. I saw him on his arse or not at all. I might just hate the little fucker but I know what my peeper's tell me. He's shit!

I saw that. It was a lesson in advanced shitness. He turned one way, then the other, saw Gerrard (i think) open for a pass, inexplicably ignored him, and then twisted and turned in exactly the same shite way til he eventually got dizzy and might as well have tackled himself, falling over and appealing for a nonsensical free kick.

Twat! You're supposed to make me feel better about the [strike]World[/strike] Player of the Year.

[Ted Hughes]

Just switched on the radio & Collymore was singling out James Milner.

[Beefymcfc]

Just switched on the radio & Collymore was singling out James Milner.

For praise? There's many there to do a job but Milner's his thankless. He's there to cover Johnson but also to give support to the forward's. The problem is that whenever he gets forward there's no-one with him.

I personally though he had a decent game, considering. Young, however, was just shit ........................... like Parker!

[Bluedj]

aS A SPOON WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS a knife. As a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. As a death row pardon a minute too late.

On the other hand, just to balance things out, how fucking good have G. Johnson been so far this tournament. I'm bloody gobsmacked!

Are you kidding me, he's fucking shite. He was at fault twice for there first goal, held blew holding the line and then deflected Harts save in the net. Some of the tackles he made were OK BUT only because his positional sense was shite on got him into trouble in the first place. His passing was wank and he slowed down play when we were attacking......my thought.......He should never wear an England shirt again, I said that after the world cup, and this gimp ahead of Micah, joke!

[1950]

Agree. He was covering for himself most of the time. Summed up when he let the bloke run past him only to chase him down again. Brilliant last ditch tackle right there...

[Dameerto]

aS A SPOON WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS a knife. As a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. As a death row pardon a minute too late.

On the other hand, just to balance things out, how fucking good have G. Johnson been so far this tournament. I'm bloody gobsmacked!

Are you kidding me, he's fucking shite. He was at fault twice for there first goal, held blew holding the line and then deflected Harts save in the net. Some of the tackles he made were OK BUT only because his positional sense was shite on got him into trouble in the first place. His passing was wank and he slowed down play when we were attacking......my thought.......He should never wear an England shirt again, I said that after the world cup, and this gimp ahead of Micah, joke!

He posted it before he turned shite though, at a time where he'd done some decent defending for once in his life.

[Wooders]

sorry but we'd have been much, much, better off with micah on rb this evening
johnson is shit, young is shit, welbeck is shit for 99% of a game, parker = shit - rest of 'em are doing ok

[Bridge'srightfoot]

sorry but we'd have been much, much, better off with micah on rb this evening
johnson is shit, young is shit, welbeck is shit for 99% of a game, parker = shit - rest of 'em are doing ok

Whilst Micah should be rb, Johnson made a number of great tackles tonight. Stopped a couple of certain chances.

[chef]

sorry but we'd have been much, much, better off with micah on rb this evening
johnson is shit, young is shit, welbeck is shit for 99% of a game, parker = shit - rest of 'em are doing ok

Whilst Micah should be rb, Johnson made a number of great tackles tonight. Stopped a couple of certain chances.

agreed johnson stood up tonight.. but centre midfield parker/gerrard where dire , and the left flankers especially the more forward 1 was non existent .

[Ted Hughes]

sorry but we'd have been much, much, better off with micah on rb this evening
johnson is shit, young is shit, welbeck is shit for 99% of a game, parker = shit - rest of 'em are doing ok

Whilst Micah should be rb, Johnson made a number of great tackles tonight. Stopped a couple of certain chances.

Mainly because he was out of position in the 1st place.

I thought both him & Ashley Cole were fucking awful tonight.

[freshie]

He's as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

[Alioune DVToure]

Don't really rate him and certainly don't like him but I thought he did ok.

[freshie]

He's done nothing in the last two games to warrant a place in the team against Ukraine. Average player who only gets in the team cos he plays for the rags. Missed a very good chance late in the first half tonight

[Ted Hughes]

Don't really rate him and certainly don't like him but I thought he did ok.

About as ok as Michael Jackson's doctor.

[Bear60]

He belongngs to the DEVILS their reingn is over the good has prevailed over EVIL.

[Alioune DVToure]

About as ok as Michael Jackson's doctor.

Haha. I get why people think he's shit, I really do. But even when he doesn't make things happen, he remains capable of making things happen. We saw that in the pre-tourney friendlies. And if Young is shunted, that means Downing is in. Please. God. No.