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Orrible Arry.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:24 pm

Fucking cunt - Is there no player in the world that this cunt didnt try to sign????? Every fucking time there is a player who impresses the world of football this fuckign turd comes out and says he tried to sign them.


Harry Redknapp: I tried to sign Balotelli.

Harry Redknapp tells us about the time he tried to sign Mario Balotelli for Tottenham.

You never know what you're going to get with Mario Balotelli but one thing is certain - he is a major talent. He stunned Germany in the Euro 2012 semi-final and his second goal was fantastic.

I actually tried to sign him for Tottenham before he went to Manchester City. I'd admired him for a while and I went over to Italy to watch him play. I was impressed and I met up with him too.

We wanted him on a loan deal but his club weren't keen and it never happened. Shame because he's definitely got it and, at only 21-years-old, he'll be terrorising defenders for many seasons to come.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:28 pm

Doesn't he just make you fucking sick ?

I wonder how many players we have enquired about & got nowhere near signing ?
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:33 pm

He's a funny cunt.

I heard on twitter that he'd agreed to sign Messi before he lost his job.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:38 pm

. I was impressed and I met up with him too. And then a couple years after that I started a media witch hunt against him by claiming he had heeled, kicked and stamped Scoddy in the head.

Just fuck off to Qatar 'arry and take that prick Adebayor with you.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:54 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:. I was impressed and I met up with him too. And then a couple years after that I started a media witch hunt against him by claiming he had heeled, kicked and stamped Scoddy in the head.

Just fuck off to Qatar 'arry and take that prick Adebayor with you.


is he going to Qatar? i haven't been keeping up with his whereabouts...mostly because i don't give a fuck i guess.

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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:59 pm

london blue 2 wrote:He's a funny cunt.

I heard on twitter that he'd agreed to sign Messi before he lost his job.

And he would have if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:59 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:. I was impressed and I met up with him too. And then a couple years after that I started a media witch hunt against him by claiming he had heeled, kicked and stamped Scoddy in the head.

Just fuck off to Qatar 'arry and take that prick Adebayor with you.


is he going to Qatar? i haven't been keeping up with his whereabouts...mostly because i don't give a fuck i guess.

cheers


There was some speculative bollox doing the rounds before he got the chop from Spuds that some club in Qatar were sounding him out. I liked the idea of it, so I'm willing it to happen.
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Postby Blue Since 76 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:04 pm

I actually tried to shag Cheryl Cole up the wrong 'un. Searched the Internet for videos of it and pictures of her and everything. In the end it came to nothing, which is a shame, as I'd have enjoyed it.

Maybe if I'd met her and discussed it, it might have got further. Just thought I'd mention it now though so you can all see what a heart throb I clearly am.



Funny how he didn't mention it after he 'stamped' on England's hero, Scotty Parker. But does now Mario is about to get the Golden Boot.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby gillie » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:26 pm

He thought he was getting Jesus once he went on to say "he was nailed on but resurected himself in Bethlehem"So it fell through!.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby PeterParker » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:40 pm

Of course, Arry did that. He knew him since he was 5 years old.

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The picture above is with Mario in Barcelona, training with the team when he was 15 years old. They wanted him, but the agent refused the money they offered.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:02 pm

gillie wrote:He thought he was getting Jesus once he went on to say "he was nailed on but resurected himself in Bethlehem"So it fell through!.


to be fair tho, i think that Bethlehem FC had some amazing seasons with him after he joined them. That was before the metatarsal injuries that pretty much ended his career early, but he was a kit man's nightmare -- with his choice of footwear, his injuries were inevitable.

To be fair, there are doubters, but many agree he hung the moon in those first few seasons with Bethlehem. With his father acting as his agent tho many felt he could have played to a higher level, except that He was a prick to negotiate with and stifled a move to Alexandria, who were the up and coming African team at the time and played a flowing style with many cultures represented in their lineup. This ended His son in obscurity in Antioch who played a direct style which wasn't really a match with his style of free-flowing football...it was said he could turn, well...you know the rest i'm sure.

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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby mr_nool » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:05 pm

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gillie wrote:He thought he was getting Jesus once he went on to say "he was nailed on but resurected himself in Bethlehem"So it fell through!.


to be fair tho, i think that Bethlehem FC had some amazing seasons with him after he joined them. That was before the metatarsal injuries that pretty much ended his career early, but he was a kit man's nightmare -- with his choice of footwear, his injuries were inevitable.

To be fair, there are doubters, but many agree he hung the moon in those first few seasons with Bethlehem. With his father acting as his agent tho many felt he could have played to a higher level, except that He was a prick to negotiate with and stifled a move to Alexandria, who were the up and coming African team at the time and played a flowing style with many cultures represented in their lineup. This ended His son in obscurity in Antioch who played a direct style which wasn't really a match with his style of free-flowing football...it was said he could turn, well...you know the rest i'm sure.

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There was another promising player in that team as well, John. But he kept losing his head.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Dubaimancityfan » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:27 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:. I was impressed and I met up with him too. And then a couple years after that I started a media witch hunt against him by claiming he had heeled, kicked and stamped Scoddy in the head.

Just fuck off to Qatar 'arry and take that prick
Adebayor
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This is the first in a long time I've heard anyone mention Ade on this forum. Almost forgot he is still ours ! Any bollox out there about him going anywhere ?
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Blue Since 76 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:01 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
to be fair tho, i think that Bethlehem FC had some amazing seasons with him after he joined them. That was before the metatarsal injuries that pretty much ended his career early, but he was a kit man's nightmare -- with his choice of footwear, his injuries were inevitable.

To be fair, there are doubters, but many agree he hung the moon in those first few seasons with Bethlehem. With his father acting as his agent tho many felt he could have played to a higher level, except that He was a prick to negotiate with and stifled a move to Alexandria, who were the up and coming African team at the time and played a flowing style with many cultures represented in their lineup. This ended His son in obscurity in Antioch who played a direct style which wasn't really a match with his style of free-flowing football...it was said he could turn, well...you know the rest i'm sure.

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He did ok, but he was hopeless with crosses
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby BobbyJ1956 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:14 pm

Now if Balo were a Muslim and you talked like this you'd be facing a fatwa.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Goataldo » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:40 pm

BobbyJ1956 wrote:Now if Balo were a Muslim and you talked like this you'd be facing a fatwa.


Did somebody mention Wayne Rooney?
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby sheikh it all about » Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:28 am

Goataldo wrote:
Did somebody mention Wayne Rooney?


Hee, hee! Like it.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:06 am

Thinking about this, he thing is, Balotelli has been at City for two seasons. We've heard before about how Harry wanted to sign x y z who are now at City, yet Harry has never mentioned previously how he knew that Balotelli was going to be a star & how he tried to sign him.

Q: Why is this ? A: Because Balotelli was being largely slaughtered in the press so being linked with him would not have helped Harry's image.

Fast forward & Mario scores two in front of the world. Suddenly Harry sees an opportunity to show everybody how clever he is & lets us into his little secret.

Really obnoxious, self publicising shitbag. Just like his mate Beckham.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby Dameerto » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:05 pm

I hope that slack faced shitbag stays unemployed.
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Re: Orrible Arry.

Postby halnone » Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:47 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Thinking about this, he thing is, Balotelli has been at City for two seasons. We've heard before about how Harry wanted to sign x y z who are now at City, yet Harry has never mentioned previously how he knew that Balotelli was going to be a star & how he tried to sign him.

Q: Why is this ? A: Because Balotelli was being largely slaughtered in the press so being linked with him would not have helped Harry's image.

Fast forward & Mario scores two in front of the world. Suddenly Harry sees an opportunity to show everybody how clever he is & lets us into his little secret.

Really obnoxious, self publicising shitbag. Just like his mate Beckham.

it is fucking sick, isn't it.

He wouldn't have said it a couple months ago.
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