by DoomMerchant » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:42 pm
what i've learned after about 35 mins....
Kolo still has a huge ginourmous ass...He is the Briella Bounce of the Prem. FACT.
Razak looks...not just average but crap. First time i've really seen him for long i suppose, so he was bound to let me down.
Savic, well...REALLY?
Kolarov is so one-footed he might as well have a wooden right leg, and walk around the pitch with an eye-patch, a parrot, and a hook arm just to try and gain some tactical advantage through fear.
Vinnie looks strong.
Panties might be okay backup...he's not complete crap.
Biton had some of the ball early, but where the fuck did he go?
Aguero/Tevez just working things out...
Yaya looks already like Yaya...in comparison, Song looks like crap, it's only his second match tho, so...
Gervinho has shit hair.
and then...there's mr fucking City Pabs Zabs...nice!
viVa el ciTy!"All things considered, there's absolutely no escape from this hellish situation. I'm prepared to take the coward's way out if you are. It's reincarnation or nothing." -- Gideon Stargrave