Liam Gallagher

[carl_feedthegoat]

You have to laugh at him....hes a funny cunt.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ey-1203570

[Beefymcfc]

You have to laugh at him....hes a cunt.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ey-1203570

[bigblue]

haha very good

[Alioune DVToure]

He looked like a right knob at the Euros, which is what I assume LG is referring to. It looked alright at the beginning of last season and I was actually quite impressed with the job they did. What is the point, though, when you're as famous as he is and everyone knows you're a slaphead?

[Ted Hughes]

He looked like a right knob at the Euros, which is what I assume LG is referring to. It looked alright at the beginning of last season and I was actually quite impressed with the job they did. What is the point, though, when you're as famous as he is and everyone knows you're a slaphead?

Probably just desperately hoping that something, anything, will fill that emptiness he felt after signing a new deal with the rags & realising he will never play for City.

Probably looked in the mirror & sighed, when he saw that he had a orangutan's minge stuck on his head & yet still felt unfulfilled. No doubt he now craves something even stranger. Breast implants perhaps ? Saggy ones, to help him kick the grannyshagging.

[Slim]

He's a right knob, will always be a right knob. Can we trade him? I'd take Mick Hucknall for him and he's a fucking ginger.(Sorry Bob Rick....why are my family gingers?)

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I actually think Noel Gallagher is funny cunt. That guitar stunt was second to none. Liam Gallagher is more like halfwith schoolyard bully.

[Slim]

I don't mind Noel so much, I think he's a bit up his own arse but what muso isn't?

[Mase]

Noel is a boring old fart.
Liam's the funny one.

[Mase]

Isn't that guitar story a pair of Chinners? I know when I was a kid there was a story going round that G. Neville sent a guitar to Noel and he signed it with something similar about City.

[Slim]

Isn't that guitar story a pair of Chinners? I know when I was a kid there was a story going round that G. Neville sent a guitar to Noel and he signed it with something similar about City.

Did you click on the vid link(just audio though) down the bottom? Cause Noel says he did it.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Noel is a boring old fart.
Liam's the funny one.

Noel: I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.

Liam: Rooney has stupid hair and looks stupid.

[Crossie]

We need a song about weetabix head.

Also Liam now sounds like he's holding his nose while he sings. I use to notice he'd sometimes do that when he was excited, by a huge gig, the Olympic closing ceremony was pretty big so perhaps thats why.....

If his voice has gone that bad, he should give up now.

[PeterParker]

Either way, i was taking a piss in the way he moved while Beady Eye performed at the Olympic Closing Ceremony.

[Mase]

Noel: I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.

Liam: Rooney has stupid hair and looks stupid.

Noel: "don't push me! Please! Aaaargh!!!!!!!"
Liam: "did you just push my brother? Let's have it!"

[Mase]

Did you click on the vid link(just audio though) down the bottom? Cause Noel says he did it.

No mate. I'm on my phone so didn't spot it. So was the Neville one bollocks then and this one isn't?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Noel: I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.

Liam: Rooney has stupid hair and looks stupid.

Noel: "don't push me! Please! Aaaargh!!!!!!!"
Liam: "did you just push my brother? Let's have it!"

Noel: Liam is... rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup.
Liam: 'Avin it?!?!?

[Slim]

Did you click on the vid link(just audio though) down the bottom? Cause Noel says he did it.

No mate. I'm on my phone so didn't spot it. So was the Neville one bollocks then and this one isn't?

He talked about doing both. They had stills of the bluemoon guitar, said Shrek sold it on eBay and donated the proceeds to charity.

[Mase]

Noel: Liam is... rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup.
Liam: 'Avin it?!?!?

Noel is all talk in my opinion. Its easy to do. Just look at half my posts on here.

[Alioune DVToure]

Noel is a boring old fart.
Liam's the funny one.

Noel: I feel sorry for Keane. No matter how hard they try they’ll always be squares. Even if one of them started injecting heroin into onto his cock people would go ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, good night’.

Liam: Rooney has stupid hair and looks stupid.

No matter what you think of their music, they both have their moments in interviews. Noel has made a few funny quips about Keane. Here's two off the top of my head (paraphrased):

"Historically, the three biggest twats in my band have been the singer, the drummer and the keyboard player. I think that tells you all you need to know."

(On the merits of the Live 8 concert)
"It's not like some Japanese businessman's going to overhear Somewhere only we know and suddenly think, 'You know, I think I will write off third-world debt to help end poverty."