Aguero's injury

[Mike J]

Shows how liked and popular the lad is. evn rag and liverpool fans were saying to me they hope he isnt out for long. footy fans just like watching him play. hopefully it'll be no more than a game or two. im confident mario and edin can do a job for us

[Slim]

Shows how liked and popular the lad is. evn rag and liverpool fans were saying to me they hope he isnt out for long. footy fans just like watching him play. hopefully it'll be no more than a game or two. im confident mario and edin can do a job for us

I don't think anyone wants to see players injured...well except for a few, all wearing the same shirt as it happens. And even with them included, I can live with them being injured for 36 games a season, but I want them all fit and playing when we come knocking.

[Esky]

i'm no doctor

Are you a dentist though?

The only doctorate i've managed to get is the one in love.

A friend of mine will actually be Dr Love when we graduate. She's also a red-haired lesbian. As you were.

[Slim]

i'm no doctor

Are you a dentist though?

The only doctorate i've managed to get is the one in love.

A friend of mine will actually be Dr Love when we graduate. She's also a red-haired lesbian. As you were.

So Strange Love then?

[Ajardine]

There are other ligaments other than the ACL. I did the medial ligament in my knee playing rugby, carried on playing for weeks after. Eventually had 4 weeks out and I'm as good as new. Could just be a tweak of the ACL, which is just a few weeks rest.

[Scatman]

I once ruptured my frenulum. It didn't stop me playing football but it hurt like hell at the time.

[Mase]

I had blisters on both my heels yesterday and STILL managed to power through and walk from Piccadilly to the ground.

[Esky]

I once ruptured my frenulum. It didn't stop me playing football but it hurt like hell at the time.

For your sake, I hope it was one of the ones around your mouth.

[Nigels Tackle]

mate of man snapped his banjo string. out of action for 2 months. couldn't even have any diy fun. said that his first time he dipped his wick back in was the scariest moment of his life.

[Slim]

mate of man snapped his banjo string. out of action for 2 months. couldn't even have any diy fun. said that his first time he dipped his wick back in was the scariest moment of his life.

Winner.

[Scatman]

I once ruptured my frenulum. It didn't stop me playing football but it hurt like hell at the time.

For your sake, I hope it was one of the ones around your mouth.

Nope, down below. On the plus side, it won't happen a second time.

[Scatman]

mate of man snapped his banjo string. out of action for 2 months. couldn't even have any diy fun. said that his first time he dipped his wick back in was the scariest moment of his life.

At the time I thought it was like a woman's hymen and it happened to everyone. Apparently not.

[s1ty m]

does your knee feel like it 'clicks' over something and then you can't straighten it all the way? This happens to me now, ever since I tore the meniscus. Problem is, I can't predict when this will happen and I can't normally make it happen on my own.

Yep. And almost locks. Have weeks being OK, then it goes again. Total pain, but age does not help. Clicking is an hourly event!

[Crossie]

An Irish girl once very nearly bit my foreskin off. I still have slight scars, I was so drunk at the time I didnt realise she'd done it, it was only when i went to have a piss that I thought my bell end was on fire.

1 month.

[Scatman]

An Irish girl once very nearly bit my foreskin off. I still have slight scars, I was so drunk at the time I didnt realise she'd done it, it was only when i went to have a piss that I thought my bell end was on fire.

1 month.

epilepsy?

[Dronny]

I once ruptured my frenulum. It didn't stop me playing football but it hurt like hell at the time.

For your sake, I hope it was one of the ones around your mouth.

Nope, down below. On the plus side, it won't happen a second time.

Did the same myself a long time ago, tried to break and enter into a particularly small hole (not that one!) and snap went the helmet strap. Funnily enough I was offered the chance to go sans lid but my mate had just undergone said procedure and he said it was the most painful thing E V E R

[Crossie]

An Irish girl once very nearly bit my foreskin off. I still have slight scars, I was so drunk at the time I didnt realise she'd done it, it was only when i went to have a piss that I thought my bell end was on fire.

1 month.

epilepsy?

ehh?

[Scatman]

An Irish girl once very nearly bit my foreskin off. I still have slight scars, I was so drunk at the time I didnt realise she'd done it, it was only when i went to have a piss that I thought my bell end was on fire.

1 month.

epilepsy?

ehh?

a fit causes you to clench your jaw I think

[Nigels Tackle]

An Irish girl once very nearly bit my foreskin off. I still have slight scars, I was so drunk at the time I didnt realise she'd done it, it was only when i went to have a piss that I thought my bell end was on fire.

1 month.

epilepsy?

ehh?

a fit causes you to clench your jaw I think

given how pissed crossie says he was, i don't think the bird in question was fit

[BlueinBosnia]

My anaesthetist mate reckons we've got him booked in at Dignitas on wednesday morning.