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Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Crossie » Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:42 pm

Done deal, fast as fuck, can carry a couple of other players for 90 mins, up and down the pitch like a whippet. Has 4 feet, stamina and only just reaching his peak.

He's linked to a Saudi club now so our chairman has personally signed the deal to bring him here.

He's playing for a bail of hay a week and a packet of polo mints if he scores.

Just found out he's Van Nistleroys nephew.







I stole this from BM but it made me chuckle
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Wooders » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:18 pm

really?
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby GhoulishZombie » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:52 pm

Anybody have any info on him, I've never heard of him?
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Crossie » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:55 pm

Oh come on this place needs a bit of humour at the moment!
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Apparently Marwood was spotted earlier in a hotel penthouse suite negotiating with Frankel and his agent.


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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Midnight Blue » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:06 pm

C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby bobadji » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:21 pm

Seen him in the flesh yesterday, impressed me a lot, never seen anything like it. Sign him up Bobby.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby AG7 » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:31 pm

Did you know the Rags rejected him in youth trials a few years back ... how upset they'd be if we signed.

Oh, and old 'Arry tried to sign him too somewhere sometime I guess ...
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby SmallTimeCharlie » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:42 am

Pretty good, but a whole thread dedicated to knocking another internet forum?
Come on, step back and think about it for a minute.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby bigblue » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:43 am

anyone got a youtube clip?
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Slim » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:15 am

bigblue wrote:anyone got a youtube clip?


[youtube]UbvxP08FlMs[/youtube]
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Socrates » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:46 am

Midnight Blue wrote:C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.


Even if Black Caviar wasn't a girl she would be a bad buy, she wouldn't have the stamina to get to half time...
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Slim » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:01 am

Socrates wrote:
Midnight Blue wrote:C'mon this is ridiculous.
Why go in for Frankel when Black Caviar is available for half the price. If Frankel was anything but English his price would be nowhere near that. I know we got to meet the home grown player rule but no need to throw money away.


Even if Black Caviar wasn't a girl she would be a bad buy, she wouldn't have the stamina to get to half time...


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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:43 am

i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:02 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.


...so that means Yaya no longer has the biggest schlong in the dressing room...
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Crossie » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:22 am

He can hit the barn door.

Fuckin' step overs n everythin'!

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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Sister of fu » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:10 am

Crossie wrote:Done deal, fast as fuck, can carry a couple of other players for 90 mins, up and down the pitch like a whippet. Has 4 feet, stamina and only just reaching his peak.

He's linked to a Saudi club now so our chairman has personally signed the deal to bring him here.

He's playing for a bail of hay a week and a packet of polo mints if he scores.

Just found out he's Van Nistleroys nephew.







I stole this from BM but it made me chuckle



Yeah but can the fucker spell and how good is his grammer???
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:52 am

Didn't he play for Austria ?

Must be getting on a bit.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby Slim » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:49 am

Bianchi on Ice wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:i follow agent_orange on twitter and he said he saw marwood in greggs wearing a puma kit and ordering 7 (seven) sausage rolls. that means done deal imo.


...so that means Yaya no longer has the biggest schlong in the dressing room...


Not sure yaya agrees with that.
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Re: Frankel 40m ITK

Postby littlebig » Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:01 am

He's lovely plaits, off to a good start there anyway.

On the negative side he's completely shit on the slalom thingy's in training.
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