***Bank Holiday weekend games 25-27th Aug***

[Dameerto]

that gash looked deep. could be out for a bit.

That was Rooney's excuse for granny shagging.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

That was Rooney's excuse for granny shagging.

Just snorted hot tea up through my nose at that one

[PeterParker]

I will piss myself laughing if next round RVP gets injured too.

[Dameerto]

I will piss myself laughing if next round RVP gets injured too.

Give it a few weeks for the backroom regime to work their usual magic and he'll break down in training.

[Swales4ever]

I will piss myself laughing if next round RVP gets injured too.

Give it a few weeks for the backroom regime to work their usual magic and he'll break down in training.

+1 . good shout... :)

[Ted Hughes]

I will piss myself laughing if next round RVP gets injured too.

Give it a few weeks for the backroom regime to work their usual magic and he'll break down in training.

+1 . good shout... :)

+ another 1.

[Dameerto]

I'm hoping to see a deluge spoiling a few expensive haircuts in this Chelsea match - apparently due to hit around 7pm.

[PeterParker]

I will piss myself laughing if next round RVP gets injured too.

Give it a few weeks for the backroom regime to work their usual magic and he'll break down in training.

Somehow this picture fits right in :

[chips]

Tiote out with a knee injury. I have heard rumours Mancini wants him. Is it really a knee injury? ;)

[Ted Hughes]

What's this about Shrek ripping his knee off. Come on, I need to know?

he's got a cut on the inside of the thigh, quite large, the premier league commentators are trying their hardest to blame Rodellaga! Rooney went in two footed! being stretched off

Let's hope some kind of infection sets in. Failling that, I'll settle for him being in excurciating pain for several weeks.

I've seen one Spurs game & I know already that they have dropped the biggest fucking bollock since we brought in Alan Ball. This is going to end in tears. It really is.

Legit LOL whilst sat in the middle of Chorlton McDonalds!

McDonalds ?

FFs, you've got two curry houses, Japanese, Italian, Persian, Spanish, West Indian even German food, Chinese, a decent chippy, what are you playing at man ?

[Dameerto]

What's this about Shrek ripping his knee off. Come on, I need to know?

he's got a cut on the inside of the thigh, quite large, the premier league commentators are trying their hardest to blame Rodellaga! Rooney went in two footed! being stretched off

Let's hope some kind of infection sets in. Failling that, I'll settle for him being in excurciating pain for several weeks.

I've seen one Spurs game & I know already that they have dropped the biggest fucking bollock since we brought in Alan Ball. This is going to end in tears. It really is.

Legit LOL whilst sat in the middle of Chorlton McDonalds!

McDonalds ?

FFs, you've got two curry houses, Japanese, Italian, Persian, Spanish, West Indian even German food, Chinese, a decent chippy, what are you playing at man ?

I blame the Olympics.

[Risby]

He's out for 4 weeks. Get in!!!!

[chips]

Shrek out for 4 weeks! Serves all the rags right who were happy about Sergio. Now RVP on a stretcher in the next game and 'the premier league's best partnership' is fucked :)

[Risby]

I wouldn't mind buying Ben Arfa.

[ashton287]

3 games, 3 dives, 3 pens.

I hate Chelsea.

[Dameerto]

Diving fucker - he even looked sheepish after buying the penalty.

[phips]

3 pens in 3 games =/

[chrizzer]

I hope the dembas will score today

[Redna]

Shrek out for 4 weeks! Serves all the rags right who were happy about Sergio. Now RVP on a stretcher in the next game and 'the premier league's best partnership' is fucked :)

Well coming from the liar mouth of Sir Bacon I wouldn't trust that information.

[Risby]

He does look good this Hazard kid. Quick, strong, good technically, he's going to win a few games for Chelsea this lad.
Newcastle seem quiet. Not really in the game so far.