***Bank Holiday weekend games 25-27th Aug***

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

The BBC sports page carrying Rooney's nick as though reannouncing the assassination of Martin Luther King. The whole country needs to be properly mortified obviously and gathering round their wireless sets for the latest update on this national tragedy.

I hate the BBC.

[ashton287]

Hazard is just brilliant.

I wish to fuck we had just shut up and paid because he is definitely worth 38 million considering some of the chuff that gets a 40 million tag slapped on them when we ring up.

[Risby]

Well coming from the liar mouth of Sir Bacon I wouldn't trust that information.

Yeah he's trying to milk it or it's not that bad, but he knows his medical staff will fcuk it up so he will be out for 4 weeks.

[ashton287]

Torres booked for diving.

Abit fucking late ater handing them the game after a dive you useless CUNT ref.

[phips]

it was a large, deep cut..the way they had to squeeze it shut.


Torres is a diving count

[Dameerto]

[Baconface the drunkard] added [with slurred speech]: "I think he could be out for four weeks with a bad gash." That's one heavy period.

[shawzy]

He has a very large gash.

[ashton287]

Fucking brilliant goal from Chelsea there.

Hazard is going to carry these bunch of cunts to a few trophies and Torres is looking more and more like his old self which I didn't think we would ever see again.

[PeterParker]

Chelsea look like contenders this year. All thanks to that fucker Hazard.

What a mistake we did.

[Dameerto]

He's well worth his money isn't he? (Hazard obviously).

[The Italian Job]

He's annoyingly good.

[chips]

Won't be long til he's off to madrid or barca. More likely madrid.

[chrizzer]

I don't think that they will win the prem just because of hazard.

[ashton287]

I don't think that they will win the prem just because of hazard.

No but having a player like him doesn't hurt your chances.

[Superbia]

It's quite disappointing when your rivals sign Eden Hazard and we are after Scott Sinclair.

[ashton287]

These Chelsea players are taking the piss with the diving.

[chips]

It's quite disappointing when your rivals sign Eden Hazard and we are after Scott Sinclair.

[Risby]

It's quite disappointing when your rivals sign Eden Hazard and we are after Scott Sinclair.

I still think Mancini has a trick up his sleeve regarding transfers. I think his tantrum has worked.

[Nigels Tackle]

so hazard is the 2012/13 POTY.... david silva will be gutted to hand over his trophy.

[Swales4ever]

It's quite disappointing when your rivals sign Eden Hazard and we are after Scott Sinclair.

Everyone who shall read a further comment from me on the subject, please throw at me all the heaviest shit You can.

I MUST STOP thinking at we have overpaid beyond ludicrous shame the likes of Ade, bridge and Roque, but we stood for principles like a Shirley Temple when the FA Cup/EPL Winner asked for a cunt who could have taken us over Barca.

It's getting badly into my fucking head. I must withdraw this idea, otherwise I'll find myself to be turned into a rag, soon.