☆☆☆☆☆official champions league draw thread☆☆☆☆☆

[Nigels Tackle]

not long to go now until we find out which diving cunts will be sitting back and punishing us on the break in the champions league.

am expecting to be in the group of death

barca/madrid, celtic + 1 other...

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

not long to go now until we find out which diving cunts will be sitting back and punishing us on the break in the champions league.

am expecting to be in the group of death
barca/madrid, celtic + 1 other...

LOL
Celtic are fucking trash. I'd be more worried about anyone else in that group except for maybe Danish team or BATE Borisov. And even those are maybe.

[Risby]

I'm excited by it. We all should be. We have wanted this for so long. Hope we do get a tough group and I also hope we get through it. We need to perform on the European front and we will meet the big teams eventually anyway so why not now. Also it might be the kick up the arse some of our players need to get our season going.

[HeyMark]

not long to go now until we find out which diving cunts will be sitting back and punishing us on the break in the champions league.

am expecting to be in the group of death
barca/madrid, celtic + 1 other...

LOL
Celtic are fucking trash. I'd be more worried about anyone else in that group except for maybe Danish team BATE Borisov. And even those are maybe.

I would love us to get Celtic just so I could see the faces of their fans in my local after we've put 5 past them

[CTID Hants]

When is the draw (sorry, down in Devon, enjoying the weather!!), didn't think it was until Friday?

[lets all have a disco]

We'll get a group full of far flung teams that drains the squads recovery like a whore draining a punters python.

[PeterParker]

Are we officially in the second pot?

[ashton287]

Draws on Thursday at half 4 I think.

[Swales4ever]

Please, please please, yet again: It's not official if it' hasn't ***** 5 ***** each side (as they were Carl's mostrine). It's very important for jinx's sake: I told it in the last 2 match threads and it ended dropping 2 points at last.

Now, this is a Thread of extreme importance - jinx wise.... just saying.

On topic, still for jinx's sake, I guess that Twatini will have us tied with: RM, Italian Rags and Borussia Dortmund.

[phips]

Please no more than one of Bayern, Dortmund, or Barca in our group.

[Lonzo11]

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There's no such thing as a jinx btw. Or fate or karma, it's all hogwash . If you are bright enough to hold down a job you should no this. Leave the magical stuff to the kids.

[Swales4ever]

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There's no such thing as a jinx btw. Or fate or karma, it's all hogwash . If you are bright enough to hold down a job you should no this. Leave the magical stuff to the kids.

Oh, thank You, Lonzo Mate.
On behalf of the Worshipful Master of my very own Freemasonry Private Lodge, I do acknowledge the lapse of my logic. Thanks for
calling me back to order..... You know, These Without papers... are always frightened by lightning... ;)

[Lonzo11]

Excellent!

[Dameerto]

Please no more than one of Bayern, Dortmund, or Barca in our group.

I'm fairly sure the German clubs can't play in the same group (based on English clubs not being drawn in the same group) and Bayern and Barca (at the very least) will be in pot one, IE the same pot. So your prayers should be answered. I'm assuming Dortmund will be at least pot two if not one, and that we will be in pot two.

[DoomMerchant]

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There's no such thing as a jinx btw. Or fate or karma, it's all hogwash . If you are bright enough to hold down a job you should no this. Leave the magical stuff to the kids.

Also, if you are bright enough to know "no" is not know then you'd know that karma is a bitch and you just fucking tweaked her nose, on several fronts because she hates the grammatically challenged as well as poor spellers.

And it's "magickal" when it's truly magic. That's an opinion btw. NOT FACT.

cheers

[AG7]

Please no more than one of Bayern, Dortmund, or Barca in our group.

I'm fairly sure the German clubs can't play in the same group (based on English clubs not being drawn in the same group) and Bayern and Barca (at the very least) will be in pot one, IE the same pot. So your prayers should be answered. I'm assuming Dortmund will be at least pot two if not one, and that we will be in pot two.

The eight teams of Pot 1 are decided already, which are:
Chelsea - Barca - Scum - Bayern Munich - Real Madrid - Arse - Porto - AC Milan

For Pot 2, and we are definitely in it:
Valencia - Benfica - Shakhtar Donetsk - Zenit St. Petersburg - Schalke - Man City

These could fall in pot 2 or 3:
Olympiacos - Ajax

Juventus is pot 3 confirmed!

And the following could be in pot 3 or 4:
PSG - Galatasaray - Borussia Dortmund

And pot 4 confirmed so far are:
Montpellier - Nordsjælland

Final eight in each pot will be done by tomorrow night after qualifying round completes, which for some teams get completed tonight and the rest by tomorrow night. Will update here tomorrow night then.

We will get one team each from pot 1, 3 and 4, and from 1, we can't have English team so that rules out Chelsea, Scum and Arse, leaving one of Barca, RM, Bayern, AC Milan or Porto ... so highly likely one of the Spanish giants or Bayern again ... ideal would be Porto from this pot though.

Our best case (easiest on paper) scenario is Porto, Olympiacos and Nordsjælland and worst case (toughest) is Real Madrid, Juventus and Borussia Dortmund ... which will be some group, consisting of Spanish, English, Italian and German league champions ... considering these are the top four leagues.

The draw is at 5:00pm UK time on Thursday 30th August.
Sky Sports News will start coverage from 4:30pm and Eurosport from 4:45pm.

And if people here don't get too upset, why don't I start a new thread tomorrow night after the pots are final with five ***** on each side and have the final pots listed as the first post for whoever joins the conversation? :-p

[Dameerto]

Use this thread, no need to start yet another new thread (in my opinon, but I'm not a mod or owner/owner's relative) - thanks for the info on pots, my gut was thinking Dortmund had been successful enough to be in pot two but obviously not - if they're in three then they will be causing the group of death this time around rather than us.

[Swales4ever]

Use this thread, no need to start yet another new thread (in my opinon, but I'm not a mod or owner/owner's relative) - thanks for the info on pots, my gut was thinking Dortmund had been successful enough to be in pot two but obviously not - if they're in three then they will be causing the group of death this time around rather than us.

If I am not mistaken, they - more than very oddly enough - could even be in pot 4 (as Napoli was), but I trust that having some scalp of the traditional European Noblesse fallen, they should be in the 3rd.

P.S.
Official statement from an Atheist, impolite but quite decently educated, non-superstitious prick, who happened just by bad luck to have birth in Italy:
@ Nige's Tackle: Can You please add TWO BLOODY STARS, each side, for fuck's sake??? before thrusday, hopefully...
thanks in advance
xxx M4e

[Hazy2]

Malaga away would be very nice indeed.

[lets all have a disco]

Dont worry Leatherface is hot footing it over early to Monaco to catch some rays and rig the draw leaving moonchester to deal with transfers.