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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby mr_nool » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:35 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
zuricity wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
I know. It should be champions' though. Rather than champion's.


ffs, no apostrophe is needed at all


My placing of the apostophe was indeed incorrect & UEFA do just use Champions League as in 'a league with Champions in it' as opposed to Champions' League which would mean 'a league belonging to champions'.

'Champs League' however is an abbreviation created by media etc & therefore anyone who uses it is no more or less of a sheep than someone who uses 'Chumps League'.

Is that enough pedantry for this afternoon ?


I think I have one or two more sticks to remove from my arse before I'm done. I'll probably be done by match time, though.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:39 am

mr_nool wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:
zuricity wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
I know. It should be champions' though. Rather than champion's.


ffs, no apostrophe is needed at all


My placing of the apostophe was indeed incorrect & UEFA do just use Champions League as in 'a league with Champions in it' as opposed to Champions' League which would mean 'a league belonging to champions'.

'Champs League' however is an abbreviation created by media etc & therefore anyone who uses it is no more or less of a sheep than someone who uses 'Chumps League'.

Is that enough pedantry for this afternoon ?


I think I have one or two more sticks to remove from my arse before I'm done. I'll probably be done by match time, though.


I'm not criticising you, I'm just joining in.

It's good to have a pedantic interlude every now & then.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:50 am

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littlebig wrote:Welcome to the club Javi Garcia


I don't think the players will be reading the welcome notes you're leaving on every thread mate.

Course they do.

Now, what do we call him? Garcia, Javi, Javier, Francisco, Garth?

Garth is an excellent shout. would be great to have Garreth and Garth in front of the back for the 4-2-3-1

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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:28 pm

I think we should call him Jerry or Alfredo.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby ant london » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:31 pm

He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Original Dub » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:32 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:I think we should call him Jerry or Alfredo.


I'm gonna call him Andy.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:35 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:I think we should call him Jerry or Alfredo.


I'm gonna call him Andy.


If I was him & I had a daughter, I would call her Marcia.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby ashton287 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:36 pm

His misses looks a little like sasha grey. I happen to have a few hours of alone time before I got o the game so I think I will do a little research on how much alike they look.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:44 pm

ashton287 wrote:His misses looks a little like sasha grey. I happen to have a few hours of alone time before I got o the game so I think I will do a little research on how much alike they look.


She is in my top three all time. Remind me to tell you a story if u ever run into your hulking ginger ass again.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:52 pm

ant london wrote:He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he


Nah Id think most women would bypass Kun...hes a bit...stumpy
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:59 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:
ant london wrote:He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he


Nah Id think most women would bypass Kun...hes a bit...stumpy


Bitch.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Sister of fu » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:10 pm

ant london wrote:He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he



Even me and the misses think Kun is cute. We had this discussion yesterday when we drove past one of the large sky billboards with every goal matters and our own Kun adorns one scoring that goal. After I gave her for about the 100th time a rendition of you signed "Phil Jones we signed Kun Aguero" (this is her punishment for being a rag twat) I said what a good looking boy he is, she agreed and said its shite that City have these really likeable players in their team. As for Javi, I have to admit the guy is hot. City doing good buiness in the hottie department.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Mase » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:14 pm

You can all do one! I spotted him first.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby lets all have a disco » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:49 pm

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ant london wrote:He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he



Even me and the misses think Kun is cute. We had this discussion yesterday when we drove past one of the large sky billboards with every goal matters and our own Kun adorns one scoring that goal. After I gave her for about the 100th time a rendition of you signed "Phil Jones we signed Kun Aguero" (this is her punishment for being a rag twat) I said what a good looking boy he is, she agreed and said its shite that City have these really likeable players in their team. As for Javi, I have to admit the guy is hot. City doing good buiness in the hottie department.



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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Blue Blood » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:01 pm

lets all have a disco wrote:
Sister of fu wrote:
ant london wrote:He's going to provide Kun with a run for his money in terms of getting the sky blue girls a bit moist isn't he



Even me and the misses think Kun is cute. We had this discussion yesterday when we drove past one of the large sky billboards with every goal matters and our own Kun adorns one scoring that goal. After I gave her for about the 100th time a rendition of you signed "Phil Jones we signed Kun Aguero" (this is her punishment for being a rag twat) I said what a good looking boy he is, she agreed and said its shite that City have these really likeable players in their team. As for Javi, I have to admit the guy is hot. City doing good buiness in the hottie department.



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Fuck I hate these Spanish footballers..

Not only gods on the pitch but fucking pussy magnets too.

This guy can probably impregnate merely by touch. Just not fair.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Dameerto » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:03 pm

Nice scarf.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby lets all have a disco » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:17 pm

Scotland's finest.

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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Duckman » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:03 pm

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not as cute, yeah?
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby chips » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:11 pm

Who saw his missus with him at the etihad? Looking very tasty.
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Re: Javi Garcia

Postby Dameerto » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:13 pm

I bet Adam can't get away with wearing a scarf like that.
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