Sunday's B*l**x (updated)

[Wonderwall]

I knew we should have bought apple and rebranded them a few years back. We could then buy messi falcao and tranny and not blink whilst everyone is using mcfcpads and imcfcphones :-)

[Twobob]

Spurs missed out on signing Porto midfielder Joao Moutinho, 25, by minutes on Friday despite being granted an extra hour to complete the £24m deal. Sunday Telegraph

So an hour and minutes then....FFS, not like he was asleep at the airport or anything.

How come they were granted an extra hour? Did the powers that be think Twitchy was still in charge?

Because they bend over and do anything for Leavy whilst he fannies arround counting pennies ...