Shrek and his Book

[Dronny]

"So there we were.... Champions. City with seconds to go. Our fans were cheering, we could see the spare trophy being polished in the tunnel, Phil Jones had taken his top off revealing his hideous fucking alien body. The Sunderland fans started cheering. 'Get your fucking top back on Phil, i thought - You're embarassing us'. But it wasn't him they were laughing at... then the news filtered down... City had done it. NOOOOOOOOOO"

FFS Yffi mate, my 11 year old kid has just gone out the room shrieking after seeing that photo, it should have a NSF spoiler on.

[Yffi_88]

"So there we were.... Champions. City with seconds to go. Our fans were cheering, we could see the spare trophy being polished in the tunnel, Phil Jones had taken his top off revealing his hideous fucking alien body. The Sunderland fans started cheering. 'Get your fucking top back on Phil, i thought - You're embarassing us'. But it wasn't him they were laughing at... then the news filtered down... City had done it. NOOOOOOOOOO"

FFS Yffi mate, my 11 year old kid has just gone out the room shrieking after seeing that photo, it should have a NSF spoiler on.

Sorry Dronny! I forgot this was a family site! I've edited now mate. ;)

[Dronny]

"So there we were.... Champions. City with seconds to go. Our fans were cheering, we could see the spare trophy being polished in the tunnel, Phil Jones had taken his top off revealing his hideous fucking alien body. The Sunderland fans started cheering. 'Get your fucking top back on Phil, i thought - You're embarassing us'. But it wasn't him they were laughing at... then the news filtered down... City had done it. NOOOOOOOOOO"

FFS Yffi mate, my 11 year old kid has just gone out the room shrieking after seeing that photo, it should have a NSF spoiler on.

Sorry Dronny! I forgot this was a family site! I've edited now mate. ;)

Much better mate!!

[Chinners]

Its not really much better thou is it ... the shock I recieved upon opening that spoiler has now caused me to ... uh ... ah ....


Can someone dial 999 ... please?

[ashton287]

"So ther we waz like.... Champeuns. City wif seconds 2 go. Our lot waz cheerin, we clocked the spare trofy bein polishd in the tunnel, Our phil had taken is top of showin his rank fuckin alien body init. Da Sunderland fanz startd cheering. 'Fukin hel phil calm dwn like', i thought - yur showin us up larrr'. But it want him they waz laffin at... then the news filtered down... City win it like. NOOOOOOOOOO"

* SPOILER *

Fixed it.

[The Italian Job]

Surprised to see he can read and write.......here's hoping he feels the same in May.

He hired a ghostwriter who speaks 'pig'.

[Blue Since 76]

Surprised to see he can read and write.......here's hoping he feels the same in May.

I'm hoping he feels the same way in March. Not sure I could stand the stress of a last few games like that again

[Swales4ever]

lovely, very entertaing and satisfying read, indeed. thanks for sharing Chips.

still I can't help but thinking that Sherk can hardly spell (the language) that good. I smell a four hands Sonata, with a rag journo.

[london blue 2]

lovely, very entertaing and satisfying read, indeed. thanks for sharing Chips.

still I can't help but thinking that Sherk can hardly spell (the language) that good. I smell a four hands Sonata, with a rag journo.

Lol good one

[Slim]

"So ther we waz like.... Champeuns. City wif seconds 2 go. Our lot waz cheerin, we clocked the spare trofy bein polishd in the tunnel, Our phil had taken is top of showin his rank fuckin alien body init. Da Sunderland fanz startd cheering. 'Fukin hel phil calm dwn like', i thought - yur showin us up larrr'. But it want him they waz laffin at... then the news filtered down... City win it like. NOOOOOOOOOO"

* SPOILER *

Fixed it.

Kwarlity liek.