The fake Ronaldo is sad

[london blue 2]

Yeah if he got to the level of being a clueless sod he would be rising up a few levels as can be seen by his Lescott analysis as one example.
Also as a legend (ha ha)he called me a cunt.
In a previous thread the daft sod called himself a cunt.
If you have to tell people what you are it's just a sign of delusion.
I got him to call me it.
Anybody calls it him now,it's after the event.

I think I can say I represent the majority of the board when I ask:

What the fuck is that post about?

[Avalon]

Why do people think if we did get him or a player like him we would "build a team around him". We have a team, and a very good one. We do not need to rebuild. We need the icing on the cake, that's all.

IMO its ALL about the rags connection, If we replaced balotelli with Ronaldo we would have a similar (if not so extreme and frustrating) personality and a better team. I don't think for a second it will happen though.

We're not shy about taking a dislike to players from other clubs. We can watch a guy like Hulk up close and take a different view.

Ronaldo is a cunt, but that's not the main thing. Lots of players are cunts. There's a particular type of player who's only comfortable as a star.

I find it hard to articulate exactly, but I like humble genius. The guy who has to rub their talent in everyone's face is like a school bully.

If you can beat a guy, beat them, don't do a flashy step to make it look funkier. Messi does that. A goal is a goal. Anytime you look at Ronaldo's face during a game it's a Zoolander look. It's pure theatre. Balotelli has those instincts, but it's a bad habit and when he got in trouble for messing about when clean through on goal, well he learnt his lesson. Give Balotelli 3 years with the rags and we'd all hate him, but Balotelli followed Mancini, he wants the discipline. It's too late for Ronaldo.

Personally mate, I think that's bollocks, football IS theatre...

I used to love watching Ronaldo vs Robinho on soccer am hoping Robinhos skills would out do ronaldos. We call it the beautiful game because it's... Well.... Beautiful to watch, if a player gets mugged off then so be it. We pay money week in week out to be entertained. Balotelli, Ronaldo, Robinho all these players provide entertainment. If Ronaldo came to city before united I don't think anyone on here would feel so strongly about him.

That granted, I hated the cunt when he was at united (mainly cos he was fucking quality).

See, this is where I disagree. I'm all for a step over, or a flick. It's entertaining. Here's what Ronaldo does though:

Gets the ball
Does a step over
Shimmies to the left
Shimmies to the right
Does a step over
Pretends to pass
Pretends to run to the right
Pretends to run to the left
Does another shimmy
Passes the ball to the player next to him without looking
Gets on soccer AM's showboat - Result!

Seriously, he is doing pointless things. He didn't move a fucking inch. Stodd there looking like a monkey dancing around a ball getting nowhere and in the end passed the ball back.

Oh, Ronaldo invented a new trick. He bounced the ball off his back to a player. Are you fucking kidding me!? He's all ego, all cunt. At least with Robinho, he got past his man. Ronaldo? It's all about insulting and humiliating his opponent, just like that cunt Neymar who felt it was necessary to tricks 5-6 times on the same player before he a rough tackle telling him he needs to stop being a cunt.

[Rag_hater]

Yeah if he got to the level of being a clueless sod he would be rising up a few levels as can be seen by his Lescott analysis as one example.
Also as a legend (ha ha)he called me a cunt.
In a previous thread the daft sod called himself a cunt.
If you have to tell people what you are it's just a sign of delusion.
I got him to call me it.
Anybody calls it him now,it's after the event.

I think I can say I represent the majority of the board when I ask:

What the fuck is that post about?

If you have to tell people you are a cunt well then it's part of your delusion.
If you get people to call it you then you are.
CFTG has a long way to go yet to get to my level.

[london blue 2]

Blue blinkers mate, if you think for a second Robinho used his skill to get past players and Ronaldo doesn't you're watching a different game. I dont feel right sticking up for him but I say what I see, Ronaldo regularly beats a man with skill, or at least he did when he was at the scum. Robinho is/was the show pony of the two and often done a skill/flick etc when it was totally unnessassary.

But I do agree that a lot of what he does is OTT. The back control was class though, Ronaldinho invented that one I believe?

[ronk]

Who do you love?

David Silva. Passes, beats his man has all the skills. Makes the game look easy and the team play better. Doesn't play to the cameras.

Ronaldo. All the same skills, makes himself look good. So much the centre of attention that you'll see less of the game if he's on TV. All that shite gets in the way, but it's what drives him.

Messi is the role model.

[london blue 2]

Who do you love?

David Silva. Passes, beats his man has all the skills. Makes the game look easy and the team play better. Doesn't play to the cameras.

Ronaldo. All the same skills, makes himself look good. So much the centre of attention that you'll see less of the game if he's on TV. All that shite gets in the way, but it's what drives him.

Messi is the role model.

I prefer Silva

Ronaldo is better though

Messi is even better than both.

[ronk]

I prefer Silva

Ronaldo is better though

Messi is even better than both.

Whose name would you want to put on a shirt for a 10 year old?

[Avalon]

Blue blinkers mate, if you think for a second Robinho used his skill to get past players and Ronaldo doesn't you're watching a different game. I dont feel right sticking up for him but I say what I see, Ronaldo regularly beats a man with skill, or at least he did when he was at the scum. Robinho is/was the show pony of the two and often done a skill/flick etc when it was totally unnessassary.

But I do agree that a lot of what he does is OTT. The back control was class though, Ronaldinho invented that one I believe?

I see Ronaldo get past his man. I'm not saying he's clueless.
What I am saying is that, more often than not, I see stand there, with the ball do all his tricks only for him to pass the ball back, therefore rendering it completely useless. Seriously, what is the bloody point of showboating past a player, only for him to pass the ball back to where he was first standing with the ball. He got nowhere, wasted time and looked like a right mug.

The back control was class? The ball bounced off his back and people jizzed all over their TV for it. The reason Ronaldo acts like such a big cunt nowadays, is because of people loving every fucking useless thing he does, like a pass using his back. What's next? His hip? His upper leg?

Just look at a showboat highlight of him, often enough see him do tricks and all he does is play the ball wide to somebody else. So why exactly did he do those step overs?

[london blue 2]

I prefer Silva

Ronaldo is better though

Messi is even better than both.

Whose name would you want to put on a shirt for a 10 year old?

For my boy Silva, he loves him. Definately not Ronaldo!

[london blue 2]

Blue blinkers mate, if you think for a second Robinho used his skill to get past players and Ronaldo doesn't you're watching a different game. I dont feel right sticking up for him but I say what I see, Ronaldo regularly beats a man with skill, or at least he did when he was at the scum. Robinho is/was the show pony of the two and often done a skill/flick etc when it was totally unnessassary.

But I do agree that a lot of what he does is OTT. The back control was class though, Ronaldinho invented that one I believe?

I see Ronaldo get past his man. I'm not saying he's clueless.
What I am saying is that, more often than not, I see stand there, with the ball do all his tricks only for him to pass the ball back, therefore rendering it completely useless. Seriously, what is the bloody point of showboating past a player, only for him to pass the ball back to where he was first standing with the ball. He got nowhere, wasted time and looked like a right mug.

The back control was class? The ball bounced off his back and people jizzed all over their TV for it. The reason Ronaldo acts like such a big cunt nowadays, is because of people loving every fucking useless thing he does, like a pass using his back. What's next? His hip? His upper leg?

Just look at a showboat highlight of him, often enough see him do tricks and all he does is play the ball wide to somebody else. So why exactly did he do those step overs?

The back thing for me was no different to the Balotelli shoulder, needless and cocky but I loved that too.

[ronk]

For my boy Silva, he loves him. Definately not Ronaldo!

And after a year or two of Ronaldo being our top scorer...

Ronaldo would singlehandedly change the ethos of the club and many fans.

Balotelli gets criticised and is changing his habits. That all ends if Ronaldo walks in the door. The club would be investing huge money in stepovers. One of the things people love about Aguero is that he has all the tricks, but he doesn't show off when it's unnecessary. But if the club want flash, we'll start getting that.

[Yffi_88]

Ronk - that Zoolander comment hit the nail on the head mate. Bigtime.

He knows the cameras are on him and it's like he's paying more attention to them than to the defender in front of him.

All that about-to-burst-into-tears shit he does everytime he misses a shot, praying, posturing with his hands on his hips as if to say... "fuck, i'm too awesome to be missing that shot,.. even though nobody else could do it".

[ashton287]

Ronk - that Zoolander comment hit the nail on the head mate. Bigtime.

He knows the cameras are on him and it's like he's paying more attention to them than to the defender in front of him.

All that about-to-burst-into-tears shit he does everytime he misses a shot, praying, posturing with his hands on his hips as if to say... "fuck, i'm too awesome to be missing that shot,.. even though nobody else could do it".

Zoolander is an awesome film though and ronaldo is an awesome footballer. If he actually payed more attention to the camera or cared more about playing up he wouldn't be scoring 40 goals a season would he. Same goes for the soccer AM comment. If he does fuck all just pretends and tries to look good how is he scoring 40 goals a season. It's nonsense.

A cunt, fair enough. But a cunting great footballer aswell.

[Yffi_88]

Ronk - that Zoolander comment hit the nail on the head mate. Bigtime.

He knows the cameras are on him and it's like he's paying more attention to them than to the defender in front of him.

All that about-to-burst-into-tears shit he does everytime he misses a shot, praying, posturing with his hands on his hips as if to say... "fuck, i'm too awesome to be missing that shot,.. even though nobody else could do it".

Zoolander is an awesome film though and ronaldo is an awesome footballer. If he actually payed more attention to the camera or cared more about playing up he wouldn't be scoring 40 goals a season would he. Same goes for the soccer AM comment. If he does fuck all just pretends and tries to look good how is he scoring 40 goals a season. It's nonsense.

A cunt, fair enough. But a cunting great footballer aswell.

I dont think anyone actually believes he's focussing more on the cameras, it's just the fact that he does at all that makes him such a cunt.

In honesty, he could pay all my debts off, buy me a house in the alps, and get his Mrs to suck me off and i'd still think he was a horrible slimy cunt.

Even more annoying that he's a top player and still bangs in the goals, as you say.

[Slim]

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Just because.

[Yffi_88]

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Just because.

Disappointed we didn't get the chance to see him in a Blackburn shirt...

[Wooders]

fuck him - forever

[carl_feedthegoat]

It seems strange that people can see fouls on any other player other than Tranny for what they are but when the same thing happens to Tranny he is a diving cheating cunt.People don't half make some shit up about him.

You invented "talking shit" you clueless cunt. Tranny was/is/always will be a cheating diving piece of shit.

Look and learn then boy I know you aspire to it

Do you ever make sense you tit ?????...go out and buy some magic beans you thicket !

[Rag_hater]

It seems strange that people can see fouls on any other player other than Tranny for what they are but when the same thing happens to Tranny he is a diving cheating cunt.People don't half make some shit up about him.

You invented "talking shit" you clueless cunt. Tranny was/is/always will be a cheating diving piece of shit.

Look and learn then boy I know you aspire to it

Do you ever make sense you tit ?????...go out and buy some magic beans you thicket !

That it Mr Tosspot in the middle of nowhere thinking he is all that

[carl_feedthegoat]

It seems strange that people can see fouls on any other player other than Tranny for what they are but when the same thing happens to Tranny he is a diving cheating cunt.People don't half make some shit up about him.

You invented "talking shit" you clueless cunt. Tranny was/is/always will be a cheating diving piece of shit.

Look and learn then boy I know you aspire to it

Do you ever make sense you tit ?????...go out and buy some magic beans you thicket !

That it Mr Tosspot in the middle of nowhere thinking he is all that

You make no fucking sense once again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....fuckinghell, you are without a shadow of a doubt, the spastic of the site.

Go boil your head, you utter, utter TIT.