Nigels Tackle wrote:dazby wrote:True story. I moved into a 4 bed house with 3 femaies. One of them got a job elsewhere and as they were tight, they all moved out pretty close to the same time leaving me as the sole tenant. So I put an ad in the paper to get some tenants. I settled on 2 guys and a girl. The girl, I knew she liked me but because she was a housemate I didn't go there. Just after I got a girlfriend she let me know she was keen. I'd made a massive mistake. End of story.
if you're golden rule at this time was not to fuck the furniture, how on earth did you know that they were all tight??
having fathered 20lbs worth of baby in the last 3 years, i have forgotten what tight feels like.
or maybe my cock has shrunk?
okay, file this under too much information, but this is something you cannot buy...
when my wife gave birth to our middle daughter, as it stands to date, and hopefully forever, our only birth child, so her first and only vaginal birth...anyway, the labor was slow to start and after nearly 15 hours of no progression my daughter just popped out creating a pretty significant rip in my wife's vaginal wall. Well, lo and behold luckily there's a trusty intern to sew her up. It took him 45 minutes and honestly it's a gift that keeps on giving. She's tighter than she ever was, and it's just a much smaller playing surface now. At first it was hard even keeping the ball in play, and i'm not Wilt Chamberlain, but we worked it out.
this is not an endorsement of female genital mutilation either...just for the record.
cheers