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Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby BlueMoonAwoken » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:18 am

Headline news on ssn ryan betrand has tweeted that he didnt just have a sore throat he has a very bad headache and swollen glands and maybe suffering from flu. ssn reporter said ryan betrand also used a and i quote "naughty word" but has since deleted the word. While ssn was reporting this they had some breaking news that ryan bertrand has posted a new tweet sorry sorry for using bad launguage and just wanted to make sure everybody knows he wasnt pulling out of the game because of a sore throat.

Has the world gone fucking mad? seriously!!!!
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Alex Sapphire » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:29 am

That new code of conduct's working out well
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Green & Blue » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:44 am

Not sure the England squad will be able to cope with his absence.
Hope he makes a quick recovery, he sounds very ill with swollen glands and very bad headache on top of that sore throat he has.
At least he can still manage to tweet from his sickbed.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:07 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:That new code of conduct's working out well


The trouble is that the new code is written down and all the illiterate dummies wearing English football boots will have to try and read it.

If they are just about able to read, they'll lose interest after the first page and skip the rest.

Yup, the new FA code is a veritable masterpiece....of what, I'm not sure.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:09 pm

Alex Sapphire wrote:That new code of conduct's working out well


comes into force from next month....
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Dameerto » Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:17 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Alex Sapphire wrote:That new code of conduct's working out well


The trouble is that the new code is written down and all the illiterate dummies wearing English football boots will have to try and read it.

If they are just about able to read, they'll lose interest after the first page and skip the rest.

Yup, the new FA code is a veritable masterpiece....of what, I'm not sure.


What they need to do is release it in video format via youtube.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby norfstander » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:09 pm

Whilst footballers + Twitter inevitably isn't a good mix, our lot have, so far, proven it can work if you use a bit of common sense.

To be honest, though, i just think the press are looking for a story here, and if he wants to call them all bastards, then so be it. It's very different to using a more severe word to describe your bosses.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby london blue 2 » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:18 pm

Celebs should be banned from twitter. Fucking media posting articles and breaking news on someones tweet.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby BlueMoonAwoken » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:07 pm

I cant believe that an adult saying a "naughty word" is news we need to know. Makes me want to tear my own hair out what complete madness it is.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Crossie » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:20 pm

Twitter is for people who want other people to listen to them, because in real life, no one listens to them.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:29 pm

Crossie wrote:Twitter is for people who want other people to listen to them, because in real life, no one listens to them.

Did someone say something!
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:52 pm

to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:57 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

cheers


btw i didn't mean that "in a racist sense" people.

cheers again.
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:07 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

cheers


btw i didn't mean that "in a racist sense" people.

cheers again.

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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby simon12 » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:58 pm

Rugby player ruptures bollock during a game ...plays on and then loses said bollock.

Football player swears on twitter and then loses voice and cant play football FOR HIS COUNTRY!!!


ENOUGH SAID.

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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:59 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

cheers


btw i didn't mean that "in a racist sense" people.

cheers again.

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i might start using "fucking black cunt" next week while i am in the UK with our team and our clients because clearly it's okay in the workplace.

I also might use the crafty "Are you a fucking black cunt?" line...just around the house and in society in general.

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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:00 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

cheers


btw i didn't mean that "in a racist sense" people.

cheers again.

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i might start using "fucking black cunt" next week while i am in the UK with our team and our clients because clearly it's okay in the workplace.

I also might use the crafty "Are you a fucking black cunt?" line...just around the house and in society in general.

cheers


related, if i made a chelsea blue JT t-shirt that said "Are you a fucking black cunt?" on it...could i make a million? i think i might.

cheers
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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:42 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:to be fair he is somewhat of a fucking black cunt.

let's just...be honest.

cheers


btw i didn't mean that "in a racist sense" people.

cheers again.

Image


i might start using "fucking black cunt" next week while i am in the UK with our team and our clients because clearly it's okay in the workplace.

I also might use the crafty "Are you a fucking black cunt?" line...just around the house and in society in general.

cheers


related, if i made a chelsea blue JT t-shirt that said "Are you a fucking black cunt?" on it...could i make a million? i think i might.

cheers

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Re: Twitter Bombshell !!!

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:09 pm

#nextmoraloutrageplease
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Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:17 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:#nextmoraloutrageplease

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