"top" players who are just shite

[Moonchesteri]

had a discussion last night with friend of mine and ended up disagreeing completely about Dirk Kuyt for example. some said he's a top player but I've always felt the opposite. Very mediocre attacker imo. Never did anything special, missed shitloads of chances, didn't create much and he was one of those strikers who was given an easy ride just 'cause "he works hard". Absolutely waste of space and Liverpool could've done soooooo much better.

I'm hoping that the next one will come to bite me in the arse later but another one which I've been saying since I first saw him play in Prem is Gervinho. Just not good enough for top side imo and I don't rate him. What does Gervinho really do?

Salomon Kalou was one as well. What the hell did he do in the Chelsea squad for so long? Or was it just that he was 'decent' sub who didn't complain about being on the bench?

who are the players you think are simply shite but nonetheless enjoy a reputation of being "top" players? past or present

[bobby brows]

Dirk Kuyt was shite but he was liverpool's most consistent player and always scored against us.

Florent Malouda is shite but its whether you consider him a top player

[Mase]

Gareth Barry.

[DoomMerchant]

Gareth Barry.

Funny guy.

How about Ashley fucking Cole?

John Terry, Choc ice's bum mate
Ashley Young
Wayne Rooney
Luka Modric
Steven Gerrard

[Nigels Tackle]

the arsenal team with special mentions to walcott and ramsey

[I Just Blue Myself]

Gareth Barry.

Funny guy.

How about Ashley fucking Cole?

John Terry, Choc ice's bum mate
Ashley Young
Wayne Rooney
Luka Modric
Steven Gerrard

Funnier guy.

Disagree on all except for Young, but then I don't think he's being touted as a top player per se.

[Wooders]

there is a lot of dross out there but I can't think of anyone who has ever been more over-rated than Phil Jones

[Original Dub]

Funny guy.

How about Ashley fucking Cole?

John Terry, Choc ice's bum mate
Ashley Young
Wayne Rooney
Luka Modric
Steven Gerrard

Steven gerrard and wayne rooney are the two of the best english players to play the game in recent times.

Top players as they say... Cunts the pair of them ... Money hungry cunts one could say, but top all the same.

[Rag_hater]

Ramires has always struck me as wank but a lot think he is good also Gerrard

[Mase]

Funny guy.

How about Ashley fucking Cole?

John Terry, Choc ice's bum mate
Ashley Young
Wayne Rooney
Luka Modric
Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard has been THE best all round midfielder over the last 10+ years in my opinion. He could tackle, pass and score the spectacular.

No doubt in my mind if he wasn't carrying Liverpool all these years by himself and playing for someone like the rags he'd be considered one of the best in the world.

[Alioune DVToure]

I always thought that Darren Anderton and Steve McManawoman were vastly overrated, even at their mid-late 90s peak. Oh and David Trezeguet. These three were all good players - I just thought they weren't as good as people made out.

[tikatakamcfc]

Funny guy.

How about Ashley fucking Cole?

John Terry, Choc ice's bum mate
Ashley Young
Wayne Rooney
Luka Modric
Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard has been THE best all round midfielder over the last 10+ years in my opinion. He could tackle, pass and score the spectacular.

No doubt in my mind if he wasn't carrying Liverpool all these years by himself and playing for someone like the rags he'd be considered one of the best in the world.

100% agree with that.

[Fesan]

I always thought that Darren Anderton and Steve McManawoman were vastly overrated, even at their mid-late 90s peak. Oh and David Trezeguet. These three were all good players - I just thought they weren't as good as people made out.

Are we talking about the Trezeguet who has had over 0.5 goals per game his entire career for both club and country? That is pretty decent if you ask me, and only marginally worse than Ronaldo (fat one) who is touted as best striker ever.

[Alioune DVToure]

Are we talking about the Trezeguet who has had over 0.5 goals per game his entire career for both club and country? That is pretty decent if you ask me, and only marginally worse than Ronaldo (fat one) who is touted as best striker ever.

Yes. The one I just referred to as 'a good player'. I just never enjoyed watching him play I suppose. Darren Bent and Andy Cole have similarly wonderful goals-to-games ratios.

[Ted Hughes]

Ashley Cole used to be the best fullback in the world but recently has been one of the worst, yet anything he does gets judged as if he's still one of the best. Bizarre.

My contribution is a team full of so called top Premier League players who are shite (in addition to Arsenal players).

Shay Given (sorry, I love the bloke but atm he's fucking dogshite) Kyle Walker, Jan Vertonghen, David Luiz, Ashley Cole, John Obi Mikel, Tom Cleverley, Florent Malouda , Aaaaaghron Lennon, Javier Hernandez, Gabby Agbonlahor

[bluebananamilksheikh]

Downing

[Green & Blue]

A few of my favourite useless twunts

Stewart Downing(stealing a living)
Tom Cleverley(how hyped has he become, its laughable at this stage)
Valdes(some collection of medals for a joke goalkeeper)
Per Mertesaker(bavarian donkey)

[ashton287]

Balotelli. Sinclair. Nasri. Milner. Garcia.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Downing
Suarez
Johnny Evans
John terry
De gea
Walcott

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Dirk Kuyt all day long. Utter dross. I'd also like to add Wellbeck (What the fuck is that all about?).