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A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Swales4ever » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:57 pm

it's seems the our excellent manager of the b*ll*x department has already felt down his own laziness [Patrick, pls take note!] and missed out a sitter...

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http://keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2012 ... balotelli/

Now, as much as I share the sentiments of the majority of us on his prickeries and general struggle to grown into a man, I'm sure that only few are missing the magnitude of having a City player edited in the front cover of the woorld most important political magazine, asked in between for his opinion on the election of the world's most powerfull man, soon to come.
Amongst other major considerations, hopefully to be discussed, I think this might enlarge the view of my mates who struggle to see the point in having the guy even as City's fourth striker.
I mean it's almost like having a portuguese tranvestite boosting the brand of our beloved Club, without having to suffer an everyday massive pain in the arse.
discuss...
[apologies for eventual mispelling and typing error, I'm in a rush]
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1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:16 pm

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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:04 pm

Has Rooney ever been on there ?
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Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:06 pm

Oh yes, I has I forgot..


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Some take the bible for what it's worth.. when they say that the rags shall inherit the Earth...
Well I heard that the Sheikh... bought Carlos Tevez this week...& you fuckers aint gettin' nothin..
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:09 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Has Rooney ever been on there ?


yup

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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby BobKowalski » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:12 pm

It always has been a no brainer. Mario is PR gold. Has added bonus that this sort of thing will tip Hansen and Shearer over the edge into gibbering insanity.
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby johnny crossan » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:41 pm

a place in history for Mario now
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby JamieMCFC » Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:46 pm

Here is the Times article:

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/artic ... 58,00.html

Here is an article on the photo shoot for the Times article with additional photos from the shoot:

http://lightbox.time.com/2012/11/01/beh ... r-mario/#5
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:57 pm

if he had the same talent and attitude but looked like franny jeffers would he get this sort of attention?
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby BobbyJ1956 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:23 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:if he had the same talent and attitude but looked like franny jeffers would he get this sort of attention?

Ah now, my mrs. who knows sod all abut football just asked a similar question, though she put it less delicately.
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Fidel Castro » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:32 pm

BobbyJ1956 wrote:Ah now, my mrs. who knows sod all abut football just asked a similar question, though she put it less delicately.


The ladies like Balotelli then do they?
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Tru_Blu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:33 pm

I salute you Mario....let the haters HATE
"Like all bullies, they've just found out that there is a much bigger guy in town, someone who is richer and more powerful than their worst nightmare."

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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby BobbyJ1956 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:38 pm

Fidel Castro wrote:
BobbyJ1956 wrote:Ah now, my mrs. who knows sod all abut football just asked a similar question, though she put it less delicately.


The ladies like Balotelli then do they?

She also likes Rafa Nadal, Liam Neeson, and me. Not necessarily in that order.
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby johnny crossan » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:52 pm

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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:53 pm

any chance some could post the article in full?

nooly, you're normally pretty good at these things...
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Alex Sapphire » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:59 pm

This game won't turn out well for Mario Balotelli, but Manchester City's star striker is always watchable. A Mohawk adds a bristling inch to his strapping frame, and even by the balletic, fast-paced standards of top-tier football, he moves with a mesmeric grace, twisting past defenders without losing speed. Sometimes he attracts attention for the wrong reasons too. Eighteen and a half minutes into the Oct. 20 match with West Bromwich Albion, his tackle on an opponent is deemed a foul, and the referee brandishes a yellow card. A further infringement risks earning a red card, banishing Balotelli and leaving City a man short. He knows he ought to accept the decision as surely as everyone watching knows he will not. And soon enough he is arguing with the referee, returning at the halftime whistle to remonstrate with him again until a teammate roughly pushes the player away.

(PHOTOS: Behind the Cover – Photographing Super Mario)

Whether on the pitch or in private, Balotelli seems to generate energy rather than burn it. Dramas flare around him; passions ignite. When he isn't playing, he fidgets. But if called to take a penalty, at the very peak of pressure, he turns icily calm. Since signing with the English Premier League club in 2010, "Super Mario" hasn't missed a spot kick at the goal. (Lionel Messi, Barcelona's most prolific scorer and winner of this year's European Golden Boot award for racking up the most goals in the season, had a success rate from penalties of 82%.) "It's just like a game of mind, me and the goalkeeper," says Balotelli of his perfect penalty record. "Me, I know how to control my mind." The secret lies in his distinctive stuttering run-up to the ball, so different from his usual fluidity. He waits for the goalkeeper to guess at the likely trajectory of his shot and in that fraction of a second aims into the opposite corner of the net. "When the goalkeeper moves before me, it means that in this game of mind he lost," he says.

Last season, Balotelli helped the Blues — nicknamed for their team colors rather than the three miserable decades they spent in the doldrums — win the league title, England's most important football trophy. Better yet, City did it by snatching victory from its relentlessly successful red-shirted rival Manchester United. City has invested in a squad of top players since the club's acquisition by Sheik Mansour bin Zayed al-Nahyan, a member of Abu Dhabi's ruling family, four years ago. From the start of the season in the summer of 2011 to its cliff-hanger finale in May, Balotelli repaid his reported $38.5 million price tag with 13 goals, two of them against United in a 6-1 drubbing that signaled City's new-moneyed resurgence. After his first goal against the Reds, Balotelli lifted his shirt to reveal a second shirt, emblazoned with the words WHY ALWAYS ME? His critics interpreted the slogan as a boast, an example of the arrogance they think disfigures his play. He says, on the contrary, the message was a plea to those critics and to the paparazzi who trail him off the pitch: "Just leave me alone."

It's a vain hope for a 22-year-old burdened with instant recognition in Europe and swelling fame far beyond the continent. He fascinates because — penalty shoot-outs aside — he is unpredictable. He should be scoring more goals (his tally put him at 10th place in the rankings of Premier League players last season, behind City strikers Sergio Aguero and Edin Dzeko). He should be creating more opportunities for colleagues like Aguero and Dzeko to score. His play can infuse his teammates with vigor or simply distract them. City's manager — and his longtime mentor — Roberto Mancini leaves Balotelli on the substitutes' bench with increasing frequency, worried about how the mercurial wunderkind will perform. Pundits fill airtime and columns discussing whether Balotelli is more trouble than he's worth.

(Exclusive Interview: Mario Balotelli Opens Up to TIME)

Red and yellow cards, the sky blue of City, the deeper blue of the Italian national side, the Azzurri, for which he first played in 2008: reports of Super Mario and Bad Mario, Balotelli's alter ego, are always colorful. There is the vivid flair of a prodigy, signed with the top Italian football club Inter Milan at the age of 16. There are flashes of brilliance and scarlet mists of self-destructive anger, dark moods and a grin of heart-wrenching sweetness, lurid tabloid tales and retina-searing photographs of his off-pitch fashion choices. And every frame is shot through with another color that in the internationalized, diverse world of sport might be expected to matter not a jot: the color of Balotelli's skin.

The first black player to represent Italy at major tournaments, Balotelli's early appearances provoked monkey hoots and a chant that speaks volumes about his country of birth: "There's no such thing as a black Italian!" Balotelli, of Ghanaian descent, was born in Italy and has never visited Africa. The racism continues, even as Balotelli's popularity has grown in tandem with his goal tally for Italy. As Italy prepared to meet England in the Euro 2012 championship, the national sports daily Gazzetta dello Sport published a cartoon depicting Balotelli as King Kong, the giant ape's prehensile legs clasped around the top of Big Ben. Amid protests, the Gazzetta issued an aggrieved statement: "This newspaper has fought any form of racism in every stadium." Italy may not be color-blind, but a wide strain of Italian culture seems blind to the sensitivities around color. When Balotelli delivered two goals against Germany in the semifinal of the same competition, another leading sports publication, Tuttosport, celebrated his achievement with the headline LI ABBIAMO FATTI NERI, literally "We made them black," a pun on bruising — and race.

Balotelli marked the victory against Germany, which propelled Italy to the final, by running to the crowd barrier to embrace his adoptive mother Silvia, a tiny, white bird of a woman, her face creased with pride and love. It is an image that goes to the heart of Balotelli's complex and engaging personality, and it speaks, too, to the questions that have barely begun to be tackled in Italy and continue to roil English football. The striker is a fascinating study in his own right, because of his talent and his turbulence, but Balotelli's is also a story about Europe and, above all, about identity.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2128258,00.html#ixzz2B5MTG000
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby phips » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:08 pm

wait, is this cover real?
I'm not really a City fan. I'm just here for attention.

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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby JamieMCFC » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:31 pm

phips wrote:wait, is this cover real?


Yes it is the Time's cover for the rest of the world. Our cover over here is for the election.
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:48 pm

JamieMCFC wrote:
phips wrote:wait, is this cover real?


Yes it is the Time's cover for the rest of the world. Our cover over here is for the election.


election? where do you live?
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Re: A City player on The Time front cover!

Postby ashton287 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:05 pm

Pretty shit read though.

Nothing new in it.
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