squeaky clean lineker!!!

[dick dastardley]

ALLEGEDLY!!

Our very own big eared squeakly clean bbc pundit has been fondling over 20 women at the beeb, and the beeb have settled out of court with all involved leaving Lineker to carry on as normal at the beeb!!

[Chinners]

No allegedly about it .... I could have confirmed this years ago for you. His 'agreement/arrangement' with his first wife was equally 'shocking'

[Arjan Van Schotte]

i'd be surprised if the beeb paid people off tbh, but i've heard it said that mr lineker has personally paid off a few women he may have briefly "fallen in love" with, and that he's got a vigorous team of lawyers who particularly enjoy sending letters to newspapers.....

of course, that is pure speculation.

[Arjan Van Schotte]

No allegedly about it .... I could have confirmed this years ago for you. His 'agreement/arrangement' with his first wife was equally 'shocking'

Oi chinners! is there anything celebrity related you don't know??! you could set up a website and be the UK's Perez Hilton?

C'mon, dish some dirt. and if you've got owt on the royals spill the beans now!

[Mike J]

I'll take his current Missus of his hands. She is fooking lovely

[Chinners]

Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)

[Arjan Van Schotte]

Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)

haha - surprised more hasn't been made of mr coe recently selling his "service company" and making a huge profit whilst his investors suffered a huge loss?!

[Chinners]

Oh theres much more stuff than than .... 4+ years well spent greasing palms in Westminster before ending up on virtually every olympic suppliers board/% of company etc ... disgusting self serving indivdual who's been made a Lord .... he probably bought/bribed that as well .... the cunt

[Ted Hughes]

Ha ha, not all celebs Arjan but a fair few .... mainly just the ones that are cunts in real life but have a 'saintly' image in public .... It's my job to investigate these people you know, as Lord <cough> cunt Coe will find out in the next few months :)

haha - surprised more hasn't been made of mr coe recently selling his "service company" and making a huge profit whilst his investors suffered a huge loss?!

Oh please Chinners & anyone itk, get that smug cunt on something.

Re Lineker; I knew nothing of this.

1st Jimmy Saville, now this. Are there any public, goody two shoes type icons we can actually rely on ?

I still haven't recovered from the shock of finding out Hughie Greene & not Jess Yates was actually Paula Yates' dad.

[Alioune DVToure]

Oh please Chinners & anyone itk, get that smug cunt on something.

Re Lineker; I knew nothing of this.

1st Jimmy Saville, now this. Are there any public, goody two shoes type icons we can actually rely on ?

I still haven't recovered from the shock of finding out Hughie Greene & not Jess Yates was actually Paula Yates' dad.

If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.

EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.

[lets all have a disco]

if he has been tagging other ass the guy needs his swede testing as Mrs Lineker is bloomin lovely and just confirms the guy is thick as fook.

[Chinners]

LAHAD, as far as I'm aware these incidents took place during the reign of Mrs Lineker I

[Nigels Tackle]

what about mr tumble/justin?

[Chinners]

Ha ha .... he's not really deaf and if he had any sense at all he'd be getting up to no good with Katie in the CBeebies Kitchen

[Alioune DVToure]

If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.

EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.

24 hours on and Schofield wanders straight into a shitstorm. Wonderful.

[Nigels Tackle]

If Seb Coe and Alan Titchmarsh were to be disgraced, that would be fucking brilliant.

EDIT: And Philip fucking Schofield.

24 hours on and Schofield wanders straight into a shitstorm. Wonderful.

was soccs on that list??

[Lev Bronstein]

There's a few on here that've gone quiet

[Beefymcfc]

There's a few on here that've gone quiet

I'm still trying to work out who's done what!

[ashton287]

Only thing better than good pussy is new pussy.

Can't blame the guy for messing around. Can blame him to be an orange cunthole assbandit though and I'd definitely love to beat him with a stick.

[mr_nool]