New Signing in Jan

[Kenny McCormick]

You need to be pragmatic in signing players. can't just carry on signing £30 million prima donnas who sulk at the first mention of being dropped

Who's that then?

Dzeko, Tevez and Balotelli have had their moments.

A hard working honest striker is what we need, bring back the Goat!

Very true, I think we should get rid of Silva, Aguero, Vince and Joe Hart too. Especially Joe Hart, we should sell him to the Rags as their Keepers are dogshit, like the rest of their club.

A bit extreme, three of those players are very important for us and we'd be mad to let them leave!

[SmallTimeCharlie]

You need to be pragmatic in signing players. can't just carry on signing £30 million prima donnas who sulk at the first mention of being dropped

Who's that then?

Dzeko, Tevez and Balotelli have had their moments.

A hard working honest striker is what we need, bring back the Goat!

Very true, I think we should get rid of Silva, Aguero, Vince and Joe Hart too. Especially Joe Hart, we should sell him to the Rags as their Keepers are dogshit, like the rest of their club.

A bit extreme, three of those players are very important for us and we'd be mad to let them leave!

Three? Ive got to know, who out of Silva Aguero Kompany & Hart would you let leave and who would you have as a replacement?

To the OP, either you ARE his agent, a WUM, on drugs or not a city fan. Or you have that ICantHelpMyselfStartingPointlessThreadsItis

Maybe Dzeko's agent. who knows?

Having said that, I did open the thread, though i've also started slowing down on the motorway now to stare at crashes on the other side.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

why would we ever need Zigic? if we want that kind of shite player we might as well go for crouch.

If we thought it was possible to convert Zigic into a centre-half, there might be some credence in signing him.

As a centre-forward, the lamp post outside my front gate is more use.

[joey]

why would we ever need Zigic? if we want that kind of shite player we might as well go for crouch.

If we thought it was possible to convert Zigic into a centre-half, there might be some credence in signing him.

As a centre-forward, the lamp post outside my front gate is more use.

It's a pity that money has seen 'fans' like you come crawling out of the woodwork. Basing a player's ability on how many stepovers he can do or how many adverts he is in. Shame on you

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

I just realised that Zigic backwards spells Cigiz. I don't think they're allowed anymore chief.

[Green & Blue]

why would we ever need Zigic? if we want that kind of shite player we might as well go for crouch.

If we thought it was possible to convert Zigic into a centre-half, there might be some credence in signing him.

As a centre-forward, the lamp post outside my front gate is more use.

It's a pity that money has seen 'fans' like you come crawling out of the woodwork. Basing a player's ability on how many stepovers he can do or how many adverts he is in. Shame on you

Have a bit of this Joey

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[joey]

bet that made you cry having to post that #undercoverrag

[Ted Hughes]

bet that made you cry having to post that #undercoverrag

Here's one we missed out on. The great sorcerer stepped in with £7.4 million bid unfortunately. Now he's joined other home grown talents like Jones, Smalling, Raphael & Floppio DeSaster etc.

[BobbyDazzler]

This is the most mental thing I've ever read in my life.

[sandman]

is this thread a complete piss take or is it in fact just a complete piss take?

[Green & Blue]

bet that made you cry having to post that #undercoverrag

No need for the use of a hashtag thats not going to trend on here.

[Original Dub]

This is the same rag who joined the forum about 5 times last season. He was made look like a right cunt after the 1-6 arse raping and then he re appeared after kompany got wrongly sent off in the fa cup delighted they had barely beaten a ten man side.

He was nowhere to be seen when baconface was mind fucked by mancini and his cheating team had the worst bottle in premier league history.

He wasn't around when we were crowned champions of england.

Now he has to join again to suggest we sign shit players?

It's a plane crash waiting to happen if you ask me.

[freshie]

This is the same rag who joined the forum about 5 times last season. He was made look like a right cunt after the 1-6 arse raping and then he re appeared after kompany got wrongly sent off in the fa cup delighted they had barely beaten a ten man side.

He was nowhere to be seen when baconface was mind fucked by mancini and his cheating team had the worst bottle in premier league history.

He wasn't around when we were crowned champions of england.

Now he has to join again to suggest we sign shit players?

It's a plane crash waiting to happen if you ask me.

I'm guessing he's some sad 40 year old bastard who's never spoken to a woman let alone shagged one, who still lives at home with his mum and spends all his time in his bedroom furiously wanking over Internet animal porn

[Mase]

It's a plane crash waiting to happen if you ask me.

:)

[DoomMerchant]

Why have we let this douche linger for days like a stale airplane fart?

Have the mods left with all the bingo money to spend on hookers and blow?

Please advise.

[Mase]

How could we stop these rags crash landing here in future?

[london blue 2]

How could we stop these rags crash landing here in future?

Thats just plane rude!

[Alioune DVToure]

I'm guessing he's some sad 40 year old bastard who's never spoken to a woman let alone shagged one, who still lives at home with his mum and spends all his time in his bedroom furiously wanking over Internet animal porn

Have you been reading my diary?

[Burt]

I don't think that this will get off the ground in my opinion....................

[Mikhail Chigorin]

why would we ever need Zigic? if we want that kind of shite player we might as well go for crouch.

If we thought it was possible to convert Zigic into a centre-half, there might be some credence in signing him.

As a centre-forward, the lamp post outside my front gate is more use.

It's a pity that money has seen 'fans' like you come crawling out of the woodwork. Basing a player's ability on how many stepovers he can do or how many adverts he is in. Shame on you

Please define, if you possibly can, "fans like you" and also the expression "crawling out of the woodwork".