has supporting city ruined your relationships

[Burt]

I married a "Yonner" many years ago and although I took her to City a few times, she was thick as pigshit and didn't have a clue. We divorced 20 years ago and I havn't seen her for donkeys years but there's no question that she'll still be a cunt.

Until a few months ago I stayed single until I was lucky enough to get back together with my original childhood sweetheart after 35 years. She's a Blue, her son's a Blue, her brother's a Blue, her nephew's a Blue, her mam's a blue............in fact the whole fuclin family is Blue. I was with all her family crammed into a house when we won the league and loved it. It didn't take me long after to get down on one of my old creaky knees and pop "The Question"..........................Thank fucl she said yes and we're gettin married 3rd May this year after first checking the fixture list. She's gorgeous and I'm a lucky old fuclin cunt!

Get in Burt you little beauty heheheee:o)

[DoomMerchant]

I tend not to talk too much City with my good lady but she is a member if our Supporters Branch, she does go to all the games I go to, she wears her colours when we go to matches and she puts up with me getting bolloxed on the odd occasion we win :-)

All in all I'm a lucky bloke and many have said as much!

Edit: She also allowed me to watch the whole of the Ryder Cup in a bar in Tenerife, intends to go to Australia for the Ashes on our joint 50th/60th Birthdays and loves and puts up with my kids......she's a good'un

i think it's fantastic that you date an older woman. They aren't used up just because they've got some mileage on them!

GILFY post...very gilfy.

cheers

[Dronny]

Lol, cheeky fucler!!

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

I should mention my latest squeeze Karen. She took over Crazy Lee's seasoncard when he went completely nuts and comes to most home games and the odd away do. She never comes away in Europe though, suggesting she would rather poke her own eyes out than spend three days in some foreign gutter with thirty pissed up morons. (It is quite an accurate description) No accounting for taste I don't suppose. More importantly she doesn't bat an eyelid when I disappear for a few days, altho she does like to get a couple of pics of low quality drunken behaviour just so she knows I'm still alive. These pictures of various fools with underpants, garlands, pint potsetc on their heads, are met with a roll of the eyes and a tut. She is a good girl tho slightly more pessimistic than me about our team.

[Ted Hughes]

My mrs understands completely and accepts the way I am whereas my head office team shit themselves if we lose and even when we draw Im a borderline moody cunt.

Id never have a girlfriend as a rag no matter how good looking she was....Id shag her though.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that. I honestly don't know how people have Utd fans as partners. The very thought blows my mind!

Remember seeing a couple with a toddler at the airport. He had a rags top, her blues, toddler rags. I remember wondering how the fuck they got together, as I just couldn't imagine it.

Anyway, she then nipped off to the toilets and the toddler came back in a City top and they all had a good laugh.

It might be funny then, but that's all sorts of fucked up for that kid!

I once met a very very cute Irish girl who was staying in a hotel in Manchester for a few nights (& had just dumped her boyfriend). Met her in a totally random encounter after the local pubs had just let out, just passing in the street. We were getting on very well indeed & things were developing nicely until I saw the rag badge underneath her coat & realised why she was here.

Couldn't continue talking or flirting with the same attitude once I'd seen that badge . Perhaps if I'd seen it earlier, I could have coped but it might as well have been a cock when it suddenly appeared at that moment. What a fucking turn off.

Made my excuses & left, as they say.

[Mase]

Not really had any problems relationship wise.

My ex's dad was a rag and when I met her she had no interest in football. Got her a City shirt and took her to a few matches and she became a half decent fan. Came to the derby with me when Geo scored the winner.

Not really had many problems with the current girlfriend. She's adamant that she will not go to a City match with me, which is really fine by me as I'd rather she not see how I act while I'm there. She's only been pissed off with me twice when it came to City. First time was the home derby last season it was my dads turn to use the season ticket so I just went to Mary D's to watch it. When Kompany scored people were chuckin beer everywhere so I got covered in it. Needless to say my battery went on my phone and I ended up getting home about 1am, got in bed and she went mad because I stank of beer and hadn't text her.
Second time was the derby just gone. Came home with my hand covered in blood and she didn't speak to me for 2 days. Had to go and get her some flowers on the Wednesday.

[Chinners]

As much as I would like to blame City, most of my relationships have been fucled up by the ex's ... it was never my fault, how could it be .... I'm ace!

[DoomMerchant]

Not really had any problems relationship wise.

My ex's dad was a rag and when I met her she had no interest in football. Got her a City shirt and took her to a few matches and she became a half decent fan. Came to the derby with me when Geo scored the winner.

Not really had many problems with the current girlfriend. She's adamant that she will not go to a City match with me, which is really fine by me as I'd rather she not see how I act while I'm there. She's only been pissed off with me twice when it came to City. First time was the home derby last season it was my dads turn to use the season ticket so I just went to Mary D's to watch it. When Kompany scored people were chuckin beer everywhere so I got covered in it. Needless to say my battery went on my phone and I ended up getting home about 1am, got in bed and she went mad because I stank of beer and hadn't text her.
Second time was the derby just gone. Came home with my hand covered in blood and she didn't speak to me for 2 days. Had to go and get her some flowers on the Wednesday.

if i ever get divorced, and have a sex change, i'd love to be your gf. Sounds like a classy treat.

cheers

[City64]

following on from my previous post on this thread .......

if any fit MCFC following milfy,s out there are at a loose end ......... :) :) :)



ps no mad cows ....... thanks x

[john68]

Sex change Doomie?....you have such great tits now.

[Sister of fu]

Sex change Doomie?....you have such great tits now.

God damn why didn't I get in the back of your cab that night. I can't believe I missed out on titting Doomey up while eating peanut butter m&ms.

[john68]

Sex change Doomie?....you have such great tits now.

God damn why didn't I get in the back of your cab that night. I can't believe I missed out on titting Doomey up while eating peanut butter m&ms.

It was all done up front and open at the Townley bar....
Doomie has a whole chest full of tits....you missed out big style Sis.

[DoomMerchant]

Sex change Doomie?....you have such great tits now.

God damn why didn't I get in the back of your cab that night. I can't believe I missed out on titting Doomey up while eating peanut butter m&ms.

the last thing you need at your age right now is a pregnancy. Le't's just get that out in the open right now. You'd be a great mom, but why let that rockin bod go to shit on my account? Don't even regret it. It would have been mostly awkward, and the excitement would surely have caused me to finish quickly. I mean, i DO love the peanut butter M&Ms.

cheers

[ashton287]

No.

[Bear60]

Not really had any problems relationship wise.

My ex's dad was a rag and when I met her she had no interest in football. Got her a City shirt and took her to a few matches and she became a half decent fan. Came to the derby with me when Geo scored the winner.

Not really had many problems with the current girlfriend. She's adamant that she will not go to a City match with me, which is really fine by me as I'd rather she not see how I act while I'm there. She's only been pissed off with me twice when it came to City. First time was the home derby last season it was my dads turn to use the season ticket so I just went to Mary D's to watch it. When Kompany scored people were chuckin beer everywhere so I got covered in it. Needless to say my battery went on my phone and I ended up getting home about 1am, got in bed and she went mad because I stank of beer and hadn't text her.
Second time was the derby just gone. Came home with my hand covered in blood and she didn't speak to me for 2 days. Had to go and get her some flowers on the Wednesday.

Can I ask why your hand was covered in blood or cant you remember?

[Mase]

Can I ask why your hand was covered in blood or cant you remember?

I think I punched a wall. I'm stupid.

[mr_nool]

It probably would've if I wasn't a soft bastard. I compromise a lot, and may record some less important games and watch them later on, in order to be able to put my foot down when it really matters.

[DoomMerchant]

It probably would've if I wasn't a soft bastard. I compromise a lot, and may record some less important games and watch them later on, in order to be able to put my foot down when it really matters.

Plus uno.

[Invisible Man Fan]

It has always been a good thing for me. Met my ex at a City vs Sunderland game, she moved to Manchester and showed some support for City. Never quite got her to a game, but she always wanted us to win.

My current fiancee comes from a United family. Her brother and sister are both 'massive' fans.....but have never set foot inside the swamp.

We have a 3 year old girl who is city mad, she has been to games with me, but the Mrs hasn't......yet.

She shouts at the tv when decisions don't go City's way and celebrates when City score.

Im getting there with her though. My aim is to get her and the little blue a season ticket within the next 2/3 years

[Swales4ever]

Sex change Doomie?....you have such great tits now.

God damn why didn't I get in the back of your cab that night. I can't believe I missed out on titting Doomey up while eating peanut butter m&ms.

It was all done up front and open at the Townley bar....
Doomie has a whole chest full of tits....you missed out big style Sis.

Reckon She's not the only one: those shows are benefits for very few Privileged Aristocrats!
who could have not hoped to be in attendance? Mean People rarely share privileges, it's the tough law of life...

on topic: can't help, my Magnetic Personality always prevented me from such pain: every Lady who comes that close, has already learnt that a City game is as important as water for a jellyfish's prosperity. as They says "the case is simply inadmissible".