Balotelli/Mancini Bust Up On Training Ground.

[DoomMerchant]

finally some fuclin sense in this thread. Thank you.

Give to me your leather, take from me...my...lace. (A Marwood-Walcott swap with Arsenal perhaps?)

also, i've just crossed a line into Mancio posting stylee...i should really reconsider the time spent on here.

cheers

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLzAWUY6Xo">YouTube Link</a>

You're so gay I'd almost ride you myself.

Related, what if footballers were Cars?

I present to you the Balotelli, seems like the future, has all this crazy fucking insane shit on it which seems super modern, but in the end is only fictionally able to take you to another time and another era and becomes the butt of a lot of jokes at the manufacturers expense. Also, jail time could be related at some point in the future.

[Original Dub]

One for the future, to be sure to be sure.

[walmai]

We'll have him on loan.

Big Sam will sort him.

[lets all have a disco]

finally some fuclin sense in this thread. Thank you.

Give to me your leather, take from me...my...lace. (A Marwood-Walcott swap with Arsenal perhaps?)

also, i've just crossed a line into Mancio posting stylee...i should really reconsider the time spent on here.

cheers

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLzAWUY6Xo">YouTube Link</a>

You're so gay I'd almost ride you myself.

Related, what if footballers were Cars?

I present to you the Balotelli, seems like the future, has all this crazy fucking insane shit on it which seems super modern, but in the end is only fictionally able to take you to another time and another era and becomes the butt of a lot of jokes at the manufacturers expense. Also, jail time could be related at some point in the future.

Bollox


I present Monster truckotelli.
Looks cool as fuck in a stadium,crushes things the odd time a year,big wheels,real loud,but deep down is just a shitty overloaded pick up truck on acid meanwhile costing a fortune and makes you look like a dick if you own one.

[DoomMerchant]

We'll have him on loan.

Big Sam will sort him.

he'd probably fucking tear it up there tbh. No joke. I'd love to see Balotelli succeed. I really would. Bob and he are toxic. It has to end imho. and fast.

do you still have those couple of pacy half=decent wingers to loan back to us in exchange?

cheers

[Beefymcfc]

Didn't Ole 'Arry say he was in for Mario?

[DoomMerchant]

Didn't Ole 'Arry say he was in for Mario?

yeah but that was way back in the day when he wasn't shit at handbags. Now he wouldn't touch him with Joe's dick.

cheers

[Aberdeenblue71]

I can't understand why we have persisted with Mario for so long, his behaviour is an embarrassment to the club, he's a disruptive influence in training and he's over rated as a player. We need to take whatever we can get for him this month. I'm convinced there would be a huge boost in team morale if we got rid of him.

[avoidconfusion]

Get fucking rid

[Spurge]

Well Ibrahimovic has said in the press that ballo can win us the title. I think he's right as long as we fuck him off right now.

Last season he won us the title by acting like a clown and humiliating himself at Arsenal. His teamates were furious with him and rightly so. Bobby said he won't play for us again for the rest of the season even after his suspension was completed. It galvonised the side,we won all our remaining games and the rest, as they say is history.....

[Ted Hughes]

Well Ibrahimovic has said in the press that ballo can win us the title. I think he's right as long as we fuck him off right now.

Last season he won us the title by acting like a clown and humiliating himself at Arsenal. His teamates were furious with him and rightly so. Bobby said he won't play for us again for the rest of the season even after his suspension was completed. It galvonised the side,we won all our remaining games and the rest, as they say is history.....

Some truth in this I think. Slightly different circumstances on this occasion, as Bob has clearly had another of his psychotic episodes but it could still work, IF the players don't decide that Mancini is a nut job as well & take this opportunity to get rid of him.

[Dunnylad]

Has anyone read or linked to this article that Rodney Marsh was on about where the boss man said he loved Mario in the same way RA loves Torres? Apologies if it's in another thread

[JamieMCFC]

I can't understand why we have persisted with Mario for so long,

Because reports are the Sheikh loves him.

[walmai]

We'll have him on loan.

Big Sam will sort him.

he'd probably fucking tear it up there tbh. No joke. I'd love to see Balotelli succeed. I really would. Bob and he are toxic. It has to end imho. and fast.

do you still have those couple of pacy half=decent wingers to loan back to us in exchange?

cheers

Ricky 'weekend conqueror of Evra' Vaz Te?

You'd have to throw in - hmm let me think - Micah 'no games' Richards to get yer mits on him!

[JamieMCFC]

Has anyone read or linked to this article that Rodney Marsh was on about where the boss man said he loved Mario in the same way RA loves Torres? Apologies if it's in another thread

"Sheikh Mansour likes Balotelli because he recognises his talent and he exports the name of Manchester City all over the world," Mancini said. "We need to consider that Mario was a major investment and we are not a club that throws its money out of the window.

Read more: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport ... z2GwytYvL8

[Dunnylad]

"Sheikh Mansour likes Balotelli because he recognises his talent and he exports the name of Manchester City all over the world," Mancini said. "We need to consider that Mario was a major investment and we are not a club that throws its money out of the window.

Read more: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport ... z2GwytYvL8

Thank you :)

[JamieMCFC]

For our Italian friends out there how reliable is the Gazzetta dello Sport?

[Dameerto]

I suppose Walcott has more pace but Marwood is a better crosser of the ball.

If only Marwood could have crossed the t's (and dotted the i's) he would have been the total package (in a none-genital way)

[Beefymcfc]

I've just heard why Mancini snapped. After the incident Mancini shouted:

'Mario, you're fucking Barmy!'

to which Mario replied:

'Get to fuck, it's a fucking Muffin!'.




*Gets coat, calls John and shows himself the door*

[Dameerto]

Fucling hell it just made the 10 o clock news on the Beeb. They're going to town on it.