Conversation with a rag.

[london blue 2]

Just point out that he's talking

[Florida Blue]

Maybe the septics do have a point about guns...:-)

Why waste a bullet in this situation. This is the perfect situation for us to have sent or late friend Bingo to sort out for us. :(

On point though, when exactly has our stadium has 20,000 empty seats? I have heard this several times, but cannot see that on TV.

[GhoulishZombie]

Why waste a bullet in this situation. This is the perfect situation for us to have sent or late friend Bingo to sort out for us. :(

On point though, when exactly has our stadium has 20,000 empty seats? I have heard this several times, but cannot see that on TV.

Because it not true, even back in 2006 it wasn't true

[Blue Stu]

Maybe the septics do have a point about guns...:-)

Why waste a bullet in this situation. This is the perfect situation for us to have sent or late friend Bingo to sort out for us. :(

On point though, when exactly has our stadium has 20,000 empty seats? I have heard this several times, but cannot see that on TV.

Midweek cup games can get a low turnout, the RAG was probably talking about the Tuesday night 'Capital One' Villa game. Even a basic fact check would have told him we sell out pretty much every home game in the league though.

[john68]

The attendance for the City v Villa game in the Capital One Cup earlier in the season was 28,015. Not 20,000 down but pretty close. Close enough to allow for some rag numpty to use it to batter us with.

Someone tried that with me the other week and I just laughed and said "When the lowest recorded league attendance reaches as low as the lowest league gate ever at the swamp....13 people, I will worry." The thick fuck, like most of them, hadn't got a clue, and when he questioned me on it, I told him "Not my responsibility to educate you about your own club, go check it out for yourself...IT'S TRUE."

7th May 1921, The rags played Derby County in front of around 10,000 people. This game was directly followed by Stockport County v Leicester City because Stockport's ground was closed (not sure why). Only a further 13 people paid to see the Stockport/Leicester game and it is the lowest recorded attendance in the league.

Just tell the rags bastard 7th May 1921, the swamp, league game...13 people....lowest recorded attendance and leave the twats with it. Never forget the most important thing in a battle of mind games with a rag.
[center]You probably have one and they probably don't.[/center]

[Cit.revenge]

Why were you talking to him in the first place? As in how come it went on for this long ...

Yes , i was asking my self that after second response from idiot ,could not read any more , o how i hate them , yet to know decent rag fan, u know who at list have touch with reality .

[Blueonblue]

Lets have it right, there is no such thing as "A reasonable rag", they are idiots by any standard no matter how low the bar is set so there is little need to enter any long conversation when five words are all you need.......Six, one,.......Champions,.....
F*ck off.

If you must tease the f*ckwits then anything about their history is always good for a laugh because they never have a clue on pre 1999.

[Cit.revenge]

Lets have it right, there is no such thing as "A reasonable rag", they are idiots by any standard no matter how low the bar is set so there is little need to enter any long conversation when five words are all you need.......Six, one,.......Champions,.....
F*ck off.

If you must tease the f*ckwits then anything about their history is always good for a laugh because they never have a clue on pre 1999.

five words are all you need.......Six, one,.......Champions,.....
F*ck off.
This 100% :)

[Slim]

My mate, being one for political correctness had this conversation with a rag.

Mate: Fuck off Munich.
Rag: You're an idiot, we play in Manchester.
Mate: No you don't, you play in Trafford and are too stupid to know when you're being insulted.
Rag: That's just the name of our ground, not a place.
Mate: (Laughs and walks away).

[Mase]

I find if you bring out the ol' Munich it ends with rags spitting their dummy out and crying.

I use it to end an argument with them when they're talking shit, which is most of the time.

[Beefymcfc]

My mate, being one for political correctness had this conversation with a rag.

Mate: Fuck off Munich.
Rag: You're an idiot, we play in Manchester.
Mate: No you don't, you play in Trafford and are too stupid to know when you're being insulted.
Rag: That's just the name of our ground, not a place.
Mate: (Laughs and walks away).

*Chortles to ones self*

[City64]

All rags have very few brain cells if any ! ;)

[Blue Blood]

Had a similar convo at a new years party with a rag mate of mine, he is well into the scum and to be fair knows his football 90% of the time but when it come to them he loses his sensible head and turns into a right cunt.

The justice was he was ranting off at me about City being a joke (with me laughing it off) when a mate of mine (a tad beered up) has enough and strolls over to him and gets in his face and says "his dad and family are from Manchester, your dad and family are from Sudbury, sit down.. you cunt."

The whole room laughed at him and he didn't say a word for the rest of the night. Loved it.

[stevefromdonny]

if a rag says to me 20k empty seats

i just say 30k empty seats at the swamp and leave it at that.

[branny]

They're a lot gobbler this season but to me they are just 1 of the other 91 insignificant teams in the league. They are all over my Facebook takin the piss. The nature of the pl is that no team will dominate for a long period so we may not win it this year but we will shut em up. Can't wait.

[City64]

I just picture the rag with the radio at Sunderland saying "shit city have fuckin scored" at 93.20 on may 13th last year...........


Awesome ! lol

[Goataldo]

I just picture the rag with the radio at Sunderland saying "shit city have fuckin scored" at 93.20 on may 13th last year...........


Awesome ! lol

Which reminds me of Phil Jones' face! HAHAHAHAHA

Don't have nightmares.

[DoomMerchant]

I just picture the rag with the radio at Sunderland saying "shit city have fuckin scored" at 93.20 on may 13th last year...........


Awesome ! lol

Which reminds me of Phil Jones' face! HAHAHAHAHA

Don't have nightmares.

does it also remind you that Sergio saved the elves, or what?

cheers

[branny]

I always seem to meet one on holiday who spouts the same old bollox eg
Rag: where u from?
Me: Manc
Rag: blue or red
Me: blue. Where u from?
Rag: Wolverhampton but u won't like who I support. Man U. My dad is from Manc and I am season ticket holder and I make the round trip and go to every home game yadda yadda.
Me: so which way do you go from the stowell spire then? (Answer straight down Trafford rd).
Rag: errrrm.

[john68]

Pretty standard conversation in my cab goes along these lines.

Them...You like football?
Me......Yep.
Them...Red or blue?
Me......I'm from Manchester
Them...Yeah but, red or blue?
Me......If you knew about football, you' knoe.
Them...What d'yer mean?
Me.......I'm local, we don't do red shit in Manchester.
Them....I'm not from Manchester, I'm from (wherever).
Me.......That's near enough to be a rag, so that's ok and I'm glad you are. Thanks.
Them....What d'yer mean.
Me.......Being a rag's a dirty job, If you tourists didn't do it, we'd have to. Thanks.
Them....My Dad is a United fan.
Me.......Did you ever consider phoning childline? Didn't you have a mind of your own?
Them....Yeah, but you always do everything that your Dad does when your a kid.
Me.......What? You shagged your Mum?

Usually that ends the conversation...not sure why though.