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Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:24 pm

cunt

fuck off
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Postby stevefromdonny » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:38 pm

Liverpool are playing very well, daft cunt until they scored they didn't have a shot on target, and we had more play in there half
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:48 pm

the most shocking 45 mins of commentary i have ever heard
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Postby Original Dub » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:52 pm

Yep.

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Postby FA cup winners 2006 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:53 pm

No wonder other fans think we are bitter. Liverpool have had more clear cut chances than us . Zabba with the clearance. Suarez mis hitting the ball from 12 yards.

It just shows what a better coach can do with inferior players.

Hopefully some player takes it on themselves to take the game by the stuff of the neck
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Postby Risby » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:54 pm

Switched it over for half time. Can't listen to them spout on about Liverpool. Once again though, nobody on the panel in our corner.
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Postby Tokyo Blue » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:16 pm

Turn the cunt off. You've got a volume control.
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Postby Dameerto » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:41 pm

I can't believe that retarded twat will be forever linked with our finest moment of my living memory
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Postby ross.mcfc » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:14 pm

Is this the same guy who had an orgasm when Aguero scored against QPR and forever will be the soundtrack of our league win.

If you dont like him, watch the game with other commentators online or with the radio on.

Still easily the best commentator around. Go to youtube and listen to all the different commentaries put together for Agueros league winning goal. He is head and shoulders above his peers.

We were rank in the first half. The criticism was fair.
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Postby john68 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:19 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:Turn the cunt off. You've got a volume control.


Agreed, I'm not sure why we need to hear commentators telling us what we can see for ourselves. You don't need them at the game.
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Postby zuricity » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:33 am

john68 wrote:
Agreed, I'm not sure why we need to hear commentators telling us what we can see for ourselves. You don't need them at the game.


John they are there to help the blind and for those still with a PYE black and white tv. "For those of you with black and white, the red is just behind the green" !
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Postby Dunnylad » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:55 am

john68 wrote:
Agreed, I'm not sure why we need to hear commentators telling us what we can see for ourselves. You don't need them at the game.


Spot on the late Ken Woolstenholme used to say TV commentating is easier than radio as the public can see what's happening so you don't need to tell them as much detail and can keep quiet when need be
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Postby Im_Spartacus » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:41 am

ross.mcfc wrote:Is this the same guy who had an orgasm when Aguero scored against QPR and forever will be the soundtrack of our league win.

If you dont like him, watch the game with other commentators online or with the radio on.

Still easily the best commentator around. Go to youtube and listen to all the different commentaries put together for Agueros league winning goal. He is head and shoulders above his peers.

We were rank in the first half. The criticism was fair.


I preferred the South American guy who started singing
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Postby eastlandsblue » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:52 am

Without sounding like a twat. Liverpool out played us for most of the game, and played some great football. City on the other hand started very flat, and had no answers to either sturridge or Gerrard. It's time we stopped acting like the twats in stretford and gave our opponents some credit

Although it wasn't a good result, it was all we deserved.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:59 am

eastlandsblue wrote:Without sounding like a twat. Liverpool out played us for most of the game, and played some great football. City on the other hand started very flat, and had no answers to either sturridge or Gerrard. It's time we stopped acting like the twats in stretford and gave our opponents some credit

Although it wasn't a good result, it was all we deserved.


this isn't a thread about the performance of the two teams.... for what it's worth, i agree that liverpool played better than us.

it's about tyler's ass licking of liverpool. from before kick off he had his cock out wanking and was over them. at one point he referred to downing as stuey ffs... partisan commentary is fine when england are playing or when we're watching british teams in europe.... it's unacceptable in a league game.
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Postby Original Dub » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:09 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
this isn't a thread about the performance of the two teams.... for what it's worth, i agree that liverpool played better than us.

it's about tyler's ass licking of liverpool. from before kick off he had his cock out wanking and was over them. at one point he referred to downing as stuey ffs... partisan commentary is fine when england are playing or when we're watching british teams in europe.... it's unacceptable in a league game.


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Postby eastlandsblue » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:10 am

Its not aimed at you, although we know Tyler's a cunt, most commentators don't like us, so they'res not much options out there. Niall Quinn spouts shite most of the time, like one poster said turn down the volume.
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Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:18 am

Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
this isn't a thread about the performance of the two teams.... for what it's worth, i agree that liverpool played better than us.

it's about tyler's ass licking of liverpool. from before kick off he had his cock out wanking and was over them. at one point he referred to downing as stuey ffs... partisan commentary is fine when england are playing or when we're watching british teams in europe.... it's unacceptable in a league game.


Agreed


I will never watch a re run of the game with the sound on so as not to put myself through it, having not suffered it yet.

I'm dreading actually stumbling upon any of these smug fuckers until after Liverpool lose to someone like Wigan (which they will), then I can put the sound back on.
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Postby sheblue » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:10 pm

martin tyler....pass me the vomit bag...i hate his commentary.....he is totally incapable of commenting on any match without on numerous occasions mentioning his beloved filthy rags. Pathetic.
Whenever his beloved rags score its a 'fantastic' , 'brilliant' or 'sublime' goal, then he creams his pants. if anyone else scores its just a goal.

its not that he was pro liverpool, he was just anti us.
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Postby City64 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:59 pm

As tedious rag and scouse loving cunts go he is right up there .
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