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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Alex Sapphire » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:04 pm

3 of your 5 points I'd put down to genuine misunderstanding John.
1 I'd put down to the outrage you're both feeling as a result of the misunderstandings
1 sounds like a spare to Chelsea, and I know someone who'll pay face value :)

it sounds like at least one of you has tried resolving this by PM, but I would suggest trying harder

but if you can't then give me a minute while I put the kettle on
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:51 pm

I don't want Mancini sacked but I think 5 years was abit excessive for a managers contract in this climate
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:15 pm

I thought the above, would have been redundantly sufficient but not You still persist in making a foul of Yourself.

I repeat that I am more than glad at leaving the last word on You. I am no expert but I have been authoritatively told that this is the way these situations are better handled.

Just for the sake of respect I owe to myself and my honest reputation let me just remind that:
I left You after the home derby hugging each other as brothers.
Since that, I have done nothing to pose any threat to You: none, in whatsover factual or fictional way!
I only have misunderstood and underestamated Your respectable affection for the FFPR issue. I.e.. I have ridiculized a ridiculous matter (from an academical point of view) not realizing that my attitude could have resulted in hurting Your affection. Since I realized what damage my ridiculing of such an important matter have caused to Your respectable sensibility I have tried to repair the damage, at least ten times privately. Failing miserably.
Next step of my silly and desperate attempt to repair what I supposed was a friendship between two grown, wise and open minded men, has been to ask, privately, a couple of extremely respected, wise and senior members of the board to advocate for Your forgiveness of my terrible crime. failing again.
Last I tried, because I am stubborn enough to not surrender a friendship with a person who I misjudged as one of the most influantial person I ever met, over a childish dispute on a laughble issue, has been to try and gets public our mutual distress on the board, in the even more deluded and silly hope that applying some irony to such a perspective tragedy, we could have overcome our differences, perhaps thougout a little help of few sensible fellow mates.
The evidence of my massive failure is well epitomised in this page and several other increasingly annoyed insults You have addressed to me, ever since.

As for the others crimes which You are claiming for vindindication, I can only reply that I hear them first as cause of further insult and distress for Your goodself. Accordingly:
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by calling You and other senior pillars of this board, Sir John, Sir Doug, Sir Chinners: yet another evidence of what damage an ignorant foreigner may cause through his brutal handling of a language he does not handle properly.
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by wishing to attend my beloved Blues next to someone who I did considered a leader of the Blues, a mentor and a friend.
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by proposing to discuss a couple of small business plans which might even have generated a couple of jobs and, eventually, appoint You as manager.
I do not think that a set of futher apologies may apply to the last two crimes of Your list but I promise that I shall take in serious consideration a psichiatric treatment in order to redeem my illness in respect of over-friendly and over-passionate attitude towards my supposed friends.

Because, while revising these thoughts, I read the friendly attempt of a wise and sensible friend of both, trying to advocate Your forgiveness for my crimes, I can only confirm what I made clear from matchday one of the season: the two tickets are not for sale at whatever value, but free for the use of fellow Mancityfans.netters, according to your [John68] unquestionable disposal.

May a criminal wish You well? if so, have my best wishes and take the last word and the unquestioned respect of the whole forum on You.


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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:35 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:I don't want Mancini sacked but I think 5 years was abit excessive for a managers contract in this climate

What's the weather got to do with it?
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby john68 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:03 pm

Mancio,

I just can't be arsed replying to your lies, your attempts to play mind games, your efforts to buy affection and friendship then keep it by control and emotional manipulation and playing the role of martyr and some type of jilted lover as victim of some relationship that never existed.

I do not love you, will not sit next to you at any football match, do not want a relationship with you, will not allow you to shag me, won't marry you,will never send you a valentine card...and don't give two fucks what your opinion of the FFPR is.

That lot should not need any further explanation...should it?

Bye fuckin bye.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby aaron bond » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:18 pm

john68 wrote:Mancio,

I just can't be arsed replying to your lies, your attempts to play mind games, your efforts to buy affection and friendship then keep it by control and emotional manipulation and playing the role of martyr and some type of jilted lover as victim of some relationship that never existed.

I do not love you, will not sit next to you at any football match, do not want a relationship with you, will not allow you to shag me, won't marry you,will never send you a valentine card...and don't give two fucks what your opinion of the FFPR is.

That lot should not need any further explanation...should it?

Bye fuckin bye.


Cue another Mancio post feeling sorry for himself...and letting the whole world knowing how hard done by he is...

Yawn

Sorry Mancio, you play the victim in almost all of your posts now and it's pretty fucking boring.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby craigmcfc » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:19 pm

Well, all in all, I think that discussion went quite well.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby City64 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:21 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:I don't want Mancini sacked but I think 5 years was abit excessive for a managers contract in this climate

What's the weather got to do with it?


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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:25 pm

john68 wrote:Mancio,

I just can't be arsed replying to your lies, your attempts to play mind games, your efforts to buy affection and friendship then keep it by control and emotional manipulation and playing the role of martyr and some type of jilted lover as victim of some relationship that never existed.

I do not love you, will not sit next to you at any football match, do not want a relationship with you, will not allow you to shag me, won't marry you,will never send you a valentine card...and don't give two fucks what your opinion of the FFPR is.

That lot should not need any further explanation...should it?

Bye fuckin bye.


Did you, at any time, accept an offer of a lobster dinner?
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby ruralblue » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:33 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Did you, at any time, accept an offer of a lobster dinner?


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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:55 pm

I started reading the posts, looked at my Black Grouse Alpha and now I my eyes have gone funny.

Can anybody translate what's happened, in a very unintellectual form?
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby freshie » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:57 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I started reading the posts, looked at my Black Grouse Alpha and now I my eyes have gone funny.

Can anybody translate what's happened, in a very unintellectual form?


Mancio and John have had a tiff
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:32 pm

freshie wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I started reading the posts, looked at my Black Grouse Alpha and now I my eyes have gone funny.

Can anybody translate what's happened, in a very unintellectual form?


Mancio and John have had a tiff

They're lovers? I though Mancio was into Socs?

I give up, it's worse than Corrie all this two-timing lark.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby zuricity » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:41 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Fmtwf


i tittered out loud too !
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:02 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Did you, at any time, accept an offer of a lobster dinner?


Fucking hilarious. In stitches here.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Wooders » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:57 pm

Mancio4ever wrote:I thought the above, would have been redundantly sufficient but not You still persist in making a foul of Yourself.

I repeat that I am more than glad at leaving the last word on You. I am no expert but I have been authoritatively told that this is the way these situations are better handled.

Just for the sake of respect I owe to myself and my honest reputation let me just remind that:
I left You after the home derby hugging each other as brothers.
Since that, I have done nothing to pose any threat to You: none, in whatsover factual or fictional way!
I only have misunderstood and underestamated Your respectable affection for the FFPR issue. I.e.. I have ridiculized a ridiculous matter (from an academical point of view) not realizing that my attitude could have resulted in hurting Your affection. Since I realized what damage my ridiculing of such an important matter have caused to Your respectable sensibility I have tried to repair the damage, at least ten times privately. Failing miserably.
Next step of my silly and desperate attempt to repair what I supposed was a friendship between two grown, wise and open minded men, has been to ask, privately, a couple of extremely respected, wise and senior members of the board to advocate for Your forgiveness of my terrible crime. failing again.
Last I tried, because I am stubborn enough to not surrender a friendship with a person who I misjudged as one of the most influantial person I ever met, over a childish dispute on a laughble issue, has been to try and gets public our mutual distress on the board, in the even more deluded and silly hope that applying some irony to such a perspective tragedy, we could have overcome our differences, perhaps thougout a little help of few sensible fellow mates.
The evidence of my massive failure is well epitomised in this page and several other increasingly annoyed insults You have addressed to me, ever since.

As for the others crimes which You are claiming for vindindication, I can only reply that I hear them first as cause of further insult and distress for Your goodself. Accordingly:
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by calling You and other senior pillars of this board, Sir John, Sir Doug, Sir Chinners: yet another evidence of what damage an ignorant foreigner may cause through his brutal handling of a language he does not handle properly.
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by wishing to attend my beloved Blues next to someone who I did considered a leader of the Blues, a mentor and a friend.
I do apologize for having been such a criminal, by proposing to discuss a couple of small business plans which might even have generated a couple of jobs and, eventually, appoint You as manager.
I do not think that a set of futher apologies may apply to the last two crimes of Your list but I promise that I shall take in serious consideration a psichiatric treatment in order to redeem my illness in respect of over-friendly and over-passionate attitude towards my supposed friends.

Because, while revising these thoughts, I read the friendly attempt of a wise and sensible friend of both, trying to advocate Your forgiveness for my crimes, I can only confirm what I made clear from matchday one of the season: the two tickets are not for sale at whatever value, but free for the use of fellow Mancityfans.netters, according to your [John68] unquestionable disposal.

May a criminal wish You well? if so, have my best wishes and take the last word and the unquestioned respect of the whole forum on You.


[thanks wholeheartedly, Alioune and Mark for your friendly efforts]


It takes a lot to wind me up but Christ almighty what a load of absolute *shite* you talk - you don't even seem to understand that this is Johns main gripe with you - you don't offer anything to any serious discussion, just ponying up to popular forum members and calling them "wise" if they make a post that most other people seem to agree with or fits in with your own agenda - either add something, and for fucks sake keep it brief, or fuck off
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Alioune DVToure » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:57 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Did you, at any time, accept an offer of a lobster dinner?


Brilliant. I bet he's scratching his head now trying to remember.

This is all very Cable Guy.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:08 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:I don't want Mancini sacked but I think 5 years was abit excessive for a managers contract in this climate

What's the weather got to do with it?


its manchester mate, weather is everything here.
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Re: Anyone got Moureens number?

Postby Original Dub » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:43 pm

I don't know weather to laugh or cry at this thread.

What the fuck is going on? And what has the whether got to do with it?

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